Who has a joke to amuse girls? Don't use yellow!

One day, 12 animals took effect to travel by boat. Because the boat was boring because of the long distance, monkeys were built.

Discuss playing a game, monkey: "Let's tell a joke, make everyone laugh, or push him."

Get in the water. "Everyone agrees.

First of all, let's start with horses. His jokes were so funny that all the animals laughed except the pig. therefore

The horse was pushed into the water. Then the sheep told a joke, and all the animals didn't laugh, but the pig did. Everyone wants to know.

What are you laughing at?

Pig: "I was thinking that the joke that Ma just told was really funny. 」

A man went to a bakery to buy bread.

Say to the boss, "boss, do you have any iced coffee?"

Boss: "We only have hot coffee without ice?"

The next day, the man came to the bakery again.

Q: "Boss, do you have any iced coffee?"

Boss: "We only have hot coffee without ice?"

But the boss thought, if this person wants to buy iced coffee again tomorrow, ....

So he iced a cup of coffee so that he could sell it to him tomorrow. ...

The next day, the real man came to the bakery again?

Say, "boss, do you have any iced coffee?"

At this moment, the boss took out a cup of iced coffee from the refrigerator.

"Is this your iced coffee?"

"Boss, can you heat it for me?"

A factory produced an IQ tester for a well-known manufacturer.

The secretary wanted to have a try, put her head in,

The machine said "IQ 85", and the secretary was very happy.

The machine said "IQ 90", and the vice president was also very happy.

Seeing everyone's high interest, the general manager also gave it a try.

Head into a stretch, the machine said

"Instrument is very precious, please use it carefully. -Please don't put stones in it. "

After the last incident, the manufacturer rushed to upgrade and quickly launched version 2.0.

So, the secretary tried again,

The machine said "IQ 90", and the secretary was overjoyed and "rose by 5 points".

The vice principal tried it, and the machine said "IQ 95", and the vice principal was also delighted.

The general manager looked at it and thought it should be no problem this time. Let's have a try.

The machine hasn't spoken for a long time,

Finally, he said, "This stone looks familiar."

Fooled the central leadership twice in a row,

The manufacturer immediately hired experts with high salaries to upgrade for the third time.

After the efforts of n experts, the 3.0 version was finally released.

So, the secretary tried again, and the machine said "IQ 95".

The secretary was ecstatic because the test was accurate.

The vice president tried it, and the machine said "IQ 100".

The vice president was also overjoyed and said, "Only now can the measurement be accurate." .

Everyone asked the general manager to have a try. This time, the general manager learned his lesson.

Ask someone to put a stone in first and see the reaction of the machine.

I saw that the machine immediately typed five big characters. ......

General management of Huanying ~

Tell the teacher as soon as you get back to the classroom: Teacher, there are many ants in the toilet! ! !

The female teacher nodded.

I suddenly thought of teaching the word ant at the beginning of school and wanted to see if the children remembered it.

Then he asked the children: What did the ant say?

As a result, the children looked blank.

It took a while to answer:

Ant ... male ... he didn't speak! !

The peasant woman wants to go to town to buy a new dress.

My husband was afraid that Mix had never seen the world and was cheated.

He repeatedly told:

"Businessmen in the city are very treacherous, and the prices they sell are very high. Remember, whatever the cost, you should kill him first.

Half! 」

Hearing this, Xiaoxiao just kept it in mind and went to town. After taking something in a shop in the city, he was dissatisfied with a suit.

Often satisfied, he asked the shopkeeper the price.

Shopkeeper: "The girl has a good eye, just 1000! 」

Xiaoxiao: "Five hundred ..."

Shopkeeper: "That won't do. You can count up to 800."

Xiaoxiao: "Four hundred ..."

Shopkeeper: "You are cruel ... 600! 」

Small: "three hundred! 」

Shopkeeper: "Well, I'll sell it to you at a loss, and you can pay 400."

Small: "No, two hundred! 」

The shopkeeper flew into a rage:

"Where are you from, bitch? Shall I send you a complete set? 」

Smile: "it's not that easy for you to cheat me!" Send half a set .. "

Store: "-_-"

One day Xiaoming bookstore bought books and a ghost story book.

At checkout, the boss and Xiao Ming collected 200 yuan together, and the boss also said:

Never turn to the last page, or you will be afraid. Xiao Ming

When I got home, I curiously turned to the last page.

The results are as follows:

Suggested price 50 yuan.

They are all super classics ... I hope I can help you!