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It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy.

It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy (first sentence) 1. All employees have been tested for nucleic acid. In the evening, everyone was very active. There were many people waiting in line, and they gave up after two hours. Get up and continue to line up!

2. Going out in the middle of the night to queue up for nucleic acid testing, everyone is very conscious and orderly. Our Daxian will be fine. Come on! !

3. It's hard to see colleagues doing nucleic acid overnight without complaint! I feel that I haven't done anything in the past two years, but it's almost two years!

The epidemic broke out again and all travel plans fell through.

Although we have never met, you must be safe.

6. As soon as the epidemic situation is red, all kinds of lives will be staged. Some people unite as one, and some people take the opportunity to calculate their interests. But in any case, I believe that the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can overcome everything. We are together at present!

7. An epidemic makes us awake in an instant, and a disaster makes us look down on everything.

8. I was frozen for three hours in cold weather for nucleic acid detection. I'm numb with cold.

9. Those who can sleep late in the morning are supplemented with nucleic acids, and the prevention and control of the epidemic situation should not be underestimated. Attention, everyone.

10. After surviving the virus, none of us can say that the world is not worth it.

1 1. Go home from work early, do the second nucleic acid test, store food and isolate it at home.

12. Once the epidemic is over, you can eat hard and do hard! If you want to meet someone, meet them, love them boldly, shout them bravely, don't wait, don't stay. Life is short, and formality will soon pass.

13. If you have love, you will definitely overcome the disease; With you and love, spring flowers bloom like songs; With you and love, the person you love is full of warmth.

14. Because I came back from Shenzhen, I took the initiative to report to the community and did two nucleic acid tests at my own expense within three days.

15. If you are afraid, you will not dare to be reckless. If you are fearless, you will be in trouble.

16. Although mountains and rivers are sick, it is not as hospitable as human beings.

17. Get up early in the morning for nucleic acid testing. This is the fifth day of being stabbed in the throat. I can't remember how many times I have done it.

It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy (Chapter 2) 18. Ten years have passed, but I never expected to return to primary school because of nucleic acid testing …

19. After the test, we are down-to-earth, and everyone is back to normal life and happy.

20. The first thing after the epidemic will be to do a great event in life and have a good love. Love everyone around you with limited life. Don't disappoint your youth. Brave enough to love!

2 1. Cherry blossoms are in full bloom, and COVID-19 is gone. So let's go and see the cherry blossoms flying all over the sky?

22. According to the epidemic situation, the next time you go out to play, you should report to the sunset red senior group at the age of 60 (a copy of the epidemic circle of friends)

23. Come on, return to normal life as soon as possible, every day is sunny!

24. Waiting in line for nucleic acid all night again, come on! The new year is coming, so hurry up and recover.

25. My brain collapsed and I was awakened in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid. What's going on here? I feel that nucleic acid is doing all night.

26. Come on, Wuhan, and return to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!

27. I wanted to go out to relax and meet friends I haven't seen for a long time after the winter vacation, but the epidemic broke out again.

28.20XX, please take care. We isolated the virus, but not the love.

29. The epidemic situation makes us feel tormented, aware of various situations in life, and makes us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

30. Flowers bloom in spring. Pray for an early end to the epidemic. May the mountains and rivers be peaceful and the world be peaceful!

3 1. Now I'm not the person you want to see. You have to ask my country to identify with the government and ask the village to identify with me. I will always be a treasure you can't get.

32. After waiting in line for nucleic acid and driving for almost an hour, I finally got home and played with my mobile phone comfortably, which was destroyed by Lao Wang's voice.

33. Waiting in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, medical workers are harder, and the weather is hot+continuous rotation. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.

Your concealment is barbaric to everyone.

It doesn't matter if you do nucleic acid every day, as long as you are healthy (Article 3). It is hypocritical to surrender without fighting; It is frivolous to be detached without suffering.

36. When the leaves of trees and snow melt and the grass turns green in winter, I believe there will be new encounters to continue the warmth.

37. May the world be peaceful, and you and I will be safe, full of flowers and warm as ever.

38. The circle of friends is also a dynamic for everyone to do nucleic acid overnight, hoping that xx will be safe.

39. What was originally a beautiful holiday, a long-planned trip to the grassland, became squatting at home because of the outbreak of the epidemic again. Infusion in the morning, eating delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.

40. Before the epidemic broke out again, we finished the wedding and it was just right to meet you. I will love you, care for you and protect you for life, just like I said at the wedding!

4 1. The long road of life, practice and risk management is a lifelong journey, just like this epidemic, just like the sudden bad news, are warning us to be ourselves.

42. Waiting in line at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night for nucleic acid detection. Up to now, there are still many people in front.

43. We may have seen all kinds of lives in this epidemic, but we still have to protect ourselves and our families and wait for the epidemic to pass. Come on!

44. There is not a spring that will not come. Love and hope spread faster than viruses!

45. I really don't want to do nucleic acid. I'm afraid to spit out a bowl of instant noodles and let people know that I'm not doing well.

46. The green hills are the same as the clouds and the rain, and the bright moon has been in two townships.

47. Life is short, eat, drink and be merry, and hope to defeat the virus as soon as possible!

48. You used to protect the post-90s generation, but now you are protected by the post-90s generation.

49. Reduce fear and face it correctly; Adjust mentality, strengthen confidence, set goals, live up to time, be positive and live a perfect life!

50. The epidemic has limited my travel. Why not limit my weight?

I always say nothing, and you always feel really nothing.

1, complaining is just a sign of cowardice; Hard work is the attitude of life.

2. I am suitable for one person to be chic, not for two people to be romantic.

I always say it doesn't matter, but you always think it really doesn't matter.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

A person is like a kite. No matter how high he flies, a woman always has a thread in her hand.

I can't tell you what's good about her, but no one can replace her.

7, abandon the luck, must be tempered into steel; The works with thick integral seconds are a blockbuster.

8. Your past habits determine who you are today, so your past laziness determines your failure today.

9. Needles are not pointed at both ends, and people don't have two pairs of body and mind.

10, if he no longer cares about you, then you don't need to care about him anymore.

1 1, in this life ... if I can't have you, I will hate myself. .............

12, I'm not afraid of bleeding, pain, exams, failing, and sharp memories.

It doesn't matter. Talk about super awesome emotional personality.

No one can beat a man lying on the ground, so don't be too proud.

I firmly believe in our love again.

My heart has stopped beating, because it belongs to you completely.

A little alienation is a sign before leaving.

I want to have true love as long as I can learn to cherish it.

All ifs are deceptive tricks.

Nothing is wrong, just the wrong time and fate.

Learn to love someone well, simple.

No one can forget anyone. It is better to love yourself than to love you.

If you cheat, you cheat. I don't care. At least I know you have to make up lies.

I can say that my love for you is fading away little by little.

If you are soft on others, reality will uproot you.

The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

God doesn't embarrass simple-minded children.

Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

It is better to conquer everyone with a smile than to make others regret with tears.

I wonder what will happen in the future. I will laugh as long as I follow you.

One thing is that time has finally exhausted my love for you.

It is said that the IQ of a woman in love is zero, why am I still negative?

I am a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no way out.

As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot when I hold grudges.

Which country often divorces, Paris. Well, we'll get married there in the future.

I kept my virginity for 2008 and finally became 2008 the night before yesterday.

Men quit smoking just like women lose weight, there will always be tomorrow.

I don't understand whether you look down on me or dare not face your feelings.

In a word. . . I broke all the topics I wanted to say. . .

A bus with the wrong number plate will never go home.

Say you love me, too. You have a warm corner. That's my heart.

Unforgettable memories are endless memories and memories.

I would like to be the sunny side and support you to enjoy the warm light.

The philosophy of life is mostly contained and embedded in the details of our lives.

The meanest thing is emotion, and the coolest thing is human heart.

Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.

Nothing in the world is perfect. If you think about it carefully, it is perfect.

My world doesn't need too many people to understand.

Heaven is full, then we will go to hell and bully.

Be a light and cheerful woman and write noble love letters to yourself.

My love is only one, either I don't give it or I give it all.

Watch an anodyne movie and talk about a aimless love.

Just because the heart is hard, it will break when it falls.

I've been paying attention to you, all the ways you know or don't know.

Please be confident: you are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

I can't remember when it is and what the process of love is.

Affectionate, fickle, ungrateful, just human nature.

I have many people, but loneliness still sings all the way.

I can like many people if I don't love you, but I can only love you if I love you.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

I said I would leave, but I don't know when it will be.

An irreparable love, pestering everything is too naive.

I am an unintentional intruder who suddenly intrudes into your life to see your joys and sorrows.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

After which noble family, your father was Marshal Tian Peng.

I prayed to God for a perfect life, but he gave me a perfect figure.

It doesn't matter that there was nothing in the past.

I really want to stay in your heart all my life, and I am willing to suffocate.

Classic Quotations: It doesn't matter if you meet less, but you don't like others.

Classic Quotations: It doesn't matter if you meet less, but you don't like others.

1, when a person and you are completely out of the same frequency, even if everything you say makes sense, he won't listen. And the more reasonable you say, the more he finds you annoying.

It is said that there will be a person in this world who makes you feel that it took you a lifetime of luck to meet him. But in fact, if you meet the right person, you will feel that he has brought you more luck.

In the emotional world, it is simply more difficult to get together and leave. There is always one who starts to go first, and the other is in a daze.

The more you are willing to help a person, the cheaper your enthusiasm will be. Usually it is a little cold, and occasionally others will appreciate it. There is nothing good about good people, and bad people are not so bad. It's just that the bad guy did a good thing and seems to have a reason to be forgiven. And as long as good people do bad things, it often means losing everything.

If you learn more skills now, you can ask for less in the future.

UFr 6。 A man's logic is always: If you love me, you won't leave. And that woman is: If you love me, you will come to me. So I turned around and never saw each other again.

7. Keep your feelings for a person, either stay away from his private life or become his private life.

8. All the sufferings that make you feel heartbroken will be said with a smile one day.

9. I have been in love for a few months, but I want to live forever. If I make a friend and treat you better, I want to be together for life. No wonder you have so much resentment and sorrow. This is the price of innocence.

10, the lack of material life will make two people who love each other ugly. If you love someone, you have to work hard. Rich material is the best way to maintain the beauty of love.

1 1. The turning point of fate From that moment on, the most terrible situation is to miss the past, fantasize about the future and waste the present.

12, the best feeling is that someone is willing to tell you everything.

13. It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the boys they want to marry most.

14, when you encounter shameless betrayal in your feelings, please choose to make a clean break with it. Don't make do just because you don't want to pay. Your heart will be hurt again. Have you ever seen someone feed a bone to a dog and then take it back from it?

15, it doesn't matter if you meet less, but you don't like others. In a word, I wrote the sadness of long-distance love.

16, you can ignore my feelings, you can also squander my enthusiasm, and even ignore my depression and sadness, but you must understand that everyone can give limited love, whether to friends or lovers. If you leave me at a loss, I will leave you sooner or later, and I will never come back, ever.

17, in fact, you are not introverted, but you are not good at being cheerful to people who are not intimate.

18, I thought the worst thing in life was to die alone. Actually, it's not. The worst thing is to die with those who make you feel lonely.

19, bad words hurt June more than words themselves, but the person who said this is very important to you.

20. Some things, you don't cherish when you have them, but you feel sorry after you lose them, such as integrity, such as thinness, such as you.