What are the funny lines of March 8th Women's Day?

Three sentences and a half lines on March 8th Women's Day are funny as follows:

1, to celebrate the Happy March 8th, let's go to the hall to sing China's song "Prosperous Age, Long Life".

2, a good policy of equality between men and women, willing to improve their status and contribute to the country together, so busy.

3. Female compatriots should strive for self-improvement, take the lead in the construction of the motherland, and be heroic.

The theme of the program is to praise women and spread the good reputation of women on March 8th. We hold up half the sky, son.

5. It's not easy to get two girls, all walks of life are ahead. Specially praised the "double-sided" waiter, a little face.

6. It's not easy for a woman to be gay. What about a holiday today? Rest!

7, professional production association, technical training to the village, service production through train, really beautiful.

8. I wish the girls more beautiful, virtuous, generous and fashionable, and the monks will talk a lot when they see us, which will be unforgettable!

9. I wish my sisters happiness, the conjugal love is always accompanied, and the family happiness is as sweet as honey and enviable.