Laugh a humorous joke every day.

When listening to other people's jokes, I feel funny and cold, but when I watch them, I laugh too hard. Have you ever had such an experience? The following daily jokes are humorous, hoping to make you laugh.

I'm really scared. In cities from south to north, people next to me are talking about real estate, which is a bit like talking about the stock market in the first half of last year.

2. white wine says:? People who drink me are very generous! ? The beer said:? People who drink me are very generous! ? Red wine says:? What I drink is romantic! ? Yellow rice wine said: everyone who drinks me is warm! ? The famous wine said:? Everything I drink smells! ? The wine said: everyone who drinks me has money! ? Alcohol said:? Everybody be quiet! No, you are all parallel imports. ? Dedicated to the friends of the alcohol killing field!

3. The ghost asked the tour guide in Guangzhou:? I heard that people in Guangzhou dare to eat anything? Guide:? what's up The ghost asked:? I heard that children in Guangzhou dare to eat? The tour guide answered? This is called clay pot rice. ? Ghost: Is there anything disgusting? The tour guide answered? My head is full of rice! ? Ghost: More cruel? The tour guide answered? Blow up ghosts! ? Scared the ghost? The tour guide continued: but the worst thing is: eat yourself. ?

4. Moon cake coupons are a magical product. The manufacturer printed a mooncake coupon of 100 yuan and sold it to the dealer in 65 yuan. Dealer 80 yuan sells it to consumer A, A gives it to B, B sells it to scalpers with 40 yuan, and the manufacturer finally buys it back from scalpers with 50 yuan. If moon cakes are not produced, manufacturers earn 15, dealers earn 15, a gives gifts, b earns 40, and scalpers earn 10. Manufacturers only need to produce mooncake tickets.

Nothing is produced except moon cake tickets and ox labor, and there is almost no consumption, but GDP is produced! This is moon cake securitization? .

It's amazing! !

5. Go to the customer service interview. The interviewer has a question: A man ordered a bunch of flowers before Valentine's Day, which should be delivered on Valentine's Day, but the express delivery didn't arrive in time. Now his girlfriend is breaking up, and this man wants us to pay for one of his girlfriends. What shall we do? The interviewers hold their own opinions and speak enthusiastically. It's my turn: you see, I really can't. I will be his girlfriend. If not, I will be his boyfriend!

6. First, remember to kneel down when taking pictures of the object; Second, people are good-looking, and wrong clothes are also wrong; Third, there are at least two plans about what to eat. Mastering these three skills in love can solve many problems.

7. My niece didn't want to go to school after school, so I took her to the street to amuse her.

I went to a specialty store, took a fancy to a dress, but it was expensive, so I looked at it more. My little niece seems to read my mind, and her eyes are full of calculations. Why don't you take me to kindergarten to refund my tuition? The tuition will be yours. I don't have to go to school. Do you have money to buy clothes?

8. Comb my daughter's hair in the morning and praise her: What a beautiful baby!

The lovely 3-year-old daughter replied: Mom, you are so beautiful!

At this time, my son came over and said, You are cheating on each other! ! !

9. Take the baby out and see a big bald brother in front. My son shouted, "Mom, look, Logger Vick!"

Brother Bald just turned around when his son pointed to two fat men not far away: Xiong Er, the big bear.

Baby, why do I feel it's dangerous to take you out! ! !

10. Mother asked her son who was playing a game: Son, I gave you so much pocket money yesterday. How did you spend it all?

Son: Mom, can't you see I'm busy? Can you say hello when I'm free?

Mom: You can either play games or watch TV. When are you free?

Son: While sleeping!

Laugh at humorous jokes every day (2) 1

Last weekend, my friends and I went to a restaurant. Everyone took out their mobile phones to find wifi, and found an obvious line printed on the wall: We don't provide wifi, please put down your mobile phone and chat with friends and relatives!

I feel a little red after reading it. NND！ The restaurant owner saved the annual broadband fee, but it was also sensational. ...

I passed that restaurant today and found it closed down!

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My husband hasn't said the words' I love you' since we got married. I was surprised and asked my husband, "Why don't you ever say you love me?" ''

Husband: I said it the day I got married with you. I'll let you know if there is any change. ''

I was moved in an instant!

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? Hi! Beauty, are you a sheep?

Beauty: Wow! You are awesome! This can be seen.

? There! I smell it! ...

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Friend: Hey, I'm in a bad mood recently, and my wife caught me in bed.

Me: Your wife is so beautiful, and she still goes out for whoring?

Friend: Are you sure you won't take the bus all your life if you buy a BMW?

Me:. . .

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Waiting at the station in the morning. I saw a girl wearing a low-cut miniskirt. She played with her mobile phone while walking.

I came to a sentence:? Sister, the ditch in front of you is deep. ? She was startled, clutching her chest and saying, rogue. ?

Then watch me go forward. Burst and fall into the ditch.

Damn it, I told you, walking in a deep ditch is beautiful.

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