800 words of classical Chinese self-creation

1. 800 words in classical Chinese, cousin.

I have a naive, lovely, intelligent and lively cousin. He has a pair of big eyes, and when he thinks, his black eyes turn straight in his eyes. Cousin can show a pair of small white teeth when she smiles, which is very interesting. I like him very much.

My cousin lives in grandma's house. Once, he told his grandmother that he liked Xiaohua Mall. Grandma loves her cousin and listens to him. He asked me to watch my cousin and buy Xiaohua Mall on the street. Grandma bought a lively and beautiful Xiaohua Mall. My cousin jumped for joy when he saw the lively and lovely Xiaohua Mall, so he ran to grandma's side, played with the lovely Xiaohua Mall, stroked it gently, and hummed beautiful Xiaohua Mall songs in his mouth. Then Xiaohua Mall pawed at his cousin's pants. Grandpa saw it, picked up Xiaohua Mall and threw it away. My cousin burst into tears when he saw it. He said, "Grandpa is bad, but Xiaohua Mall is not sensible. If you want to educate him, how can you throw him away If I am not sensible, will you abandon me? You see how pathetic! " Everyone laughed. Grandpa quickly picked up Xiaohua Mall and said to his cousin, "Yes, the kitten is not sensible. My brother will educate it!"

Another time, my cousin was playing in the house. He didn't listen to his grandmother and insisted on playing with his bike. As a result, he accidentally overturned his bike and pinned his finger. He quickly broke his finger and burst into tears. At this moment, grandma heard crying and ran out of the room. Seeing this, she was angry and funny, so she didn't go to physics and chemistry. He stopped crying for a while and peeked through his fingers to see if grandma paid attention to him. He found that grandma ignored him and went to her to laugh.

How interesting and lovely my cousin is! I like him very much.

2. There are two ancient jokes about classical Chinese and my 800-word composition:

In Zhao Nanxing's Laughing Praise in the Ming Dynasty, he said, "A scholar bought firewood and said,' Come here with a salary.' The firewood seller understood the word' come here' and took it to the front. Q:' What's its price?' Because the word' price' is very clear, I said the price. The scholar said,' solid outside and weak inside. More smoke and less fire, please damage it. The firewood seller didn't know what to say, and the lotus went. "

There is also an old joke that a scholar was stung by a scorpion when he was sleeping at night, and he called to his wife and said, "Dear wife, burn a silver lamp quickly, your husband was attacked by a poisonous insect!" " "Said several times, my wife all don't know what that means. The scholar couldn't help it, and shouted, "Old woman, turn on the light quickly, the scorpion stung me!" " "The wife understood the meaning of her husband. ...

These two jokes can prove that classical Chinese is seriously out of touch with the daily life of ancient people. The ancient people probably spoke just like the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and most people could understand it. The teacher gives lectures to students, probably in vernacular, just like we are explaining classical Chinese today. Confucius' The Analects of Confucius kept some oral things.

Since some people also spoke vernacular Chinese in ancient times, why didn't literati write in vernacular Chinese? I think, firstly, they are afraid of wasting paper. In the early days, there was no paper, and the words were engraved on Oracle Bone Inscriptions and bamboo slips and written on cloth and silk, which was very expensive. Of course, the article should be concise. Second, if you don't write classical Chinese, there will be no culture, and the literati will feel ashamed, so there will be no need for vernacular Chinese. For example, Zhang Dayou of the Tang Dynasty wrote a poem in vernacular, which was later ridiculed.

China's Cultural Revolution began with language. The New Culture Movement and the Language Revolution during the May 4th Movement played an unparalleled role in promoting the ideological modernization of China people. Hu Shi and others think that "the words in classical Chinese are readable but incomprehensible" and "half-dead words", so there must be living tools to replace the dead or dying tools. Driven by Hu Shi and others, the popularity of vernacular Chinese is vigorous and surprisingly smooth. China quickly popularized the vernacular, and introduced a large number of western grammatical structures, pinyin letters, Arabic numerals, punctuation marks, mathematical and physical formulas, etc. Finally, China will be in line with the modern society. Without the reform of language and writing, and without introducing new things from the West, how can the classical Chinese in China carry an overwhelming amount of modern information? How can China integrate into the vast torrent of this world?

It is certainly a good thing that classical Chinese has been transformed into vernacular Chinese, but after the reform, new problems have emerged: today, each of us should not only spend a lot of energy to learn modern Chinese, but also learn classical Chinese, which is called the essence of China culture and has little practical value. Chinese is the main course for students. A person has been studying from primary school to university for half his life, but many people still have incomplete knowledge of words, can't translate sentences, can't write well, and can't finish learning. ...

Alas, this annoying classical Chinese ... PS: If you agree, please give me +2. If you disagree, please talk about your own ideas. Thank you!

I write 800 words of classical Chinese a day. There are happy days, injured days, lucky days, happy days and happy days. ...

December is the first day of the new year. The sun is shining and there are no clouds in Wan Li. My father, mother and my cousin went to visit the villa in Kowloon.

Along the way, I know that the sky is bluer than before, the clouds are whiter than before, the flowers and plants are nodding and smiling at me, and everything is beautiful.

After an hour's drive, I arrived at the entrance of Kowloon Amusement Park. Go to Kowloon Amusement Park. If I were a happy baby, I would jump again.

Happy bird, again. Father went to buy tickets, and I entered the gate of Kowloon Amusement Park from your son.

I saw people rushing towards each other. My cousin and I followed. Hey, how high it is! I didn't know this game was called car watching until I asked, if a round hut was turning around. I sit on it. I looked down from the next window, and Kowloon Amusement Park was full of eyes. That's really fun: there are "mermaids" who swim well, "rushing forward" who have fun, and "scary holidays" who are afraid of risks ...

The height of the car? The scenery in front of us is very small. When I sat in the north and watched the car rise highest, I was stunned by the scenery in front of me for a long time: a road crisscrossed like a five-color belt, and a bumper car crawled like a bug in Xu. I'm in the mood to see it. Suddenly the cart fell, and the former gradually recovered the old things. With a ringing bell, I got off the grand view bus.

Follow the path and I'll go to the mountain bike. I saw a car like a tank coasting on the rails. I called my father and said, "Father, this is your game." . ""Nuo "father smiled. So I bought a ticket and got on the bus.

After a * * * ring, the car began to drive. At first, it slowly rose to the slope. Suddenly, the car suddenly vibrates and is about to take off. My heart trembled with the earthquake, like an arrow leaving the string, and I held my hand tightly. With a bang, the mountain bike turned a corner, flew down and slipped away. I looked down and saw a road passing by, but I didn't feel my heart beating in winter. "Kong Hong!" . "Mountain bikes are the most scary. This road is inclined. I closed my eyes in horror when the warm car ran with the sloping road at the corner. I want it. This time, I have to bleed my head! Unexpectedly, the car turned a corner gently and then turned around and left. If I put a heavy stone in my heart, I will be quiet. Once I got off the mountain bike, threw myself into his father's arms and said, "Dad, this is really a bold attempt! " " ."

It was dusk, and I rode my bike and looked out of the window. Still blue, but still white. If I see two lush trees on the road, I will still think of Kowloon Amusement Park, which is flying and not drunk, and the joy will be hard to calm down for a long time. ...

This day is a happy day!

4. Self-edited classical Chinese is about 500 words. Topic: It is easy to go astray when you choose to study because you are famous.

Wen Da and others are famous all over the world, and it took ten years for the cold window to be published. If you don't want to learn, you choose a name and lose yourself.

Fool, don't know yourself. Learning is superficial, showing the surface, doing it magnificently and smugly, and not knowing what to do is not nature. Imitation, group effect, I don't know where it is, go with the flow, listen to its ears, breathe its breath, see its direction, taste its taste, take a cursory look, don't ask for much, think that learning, deceive oneself and others. Imitation is effective, but laughter is generous. But I am unconscious, lost in the Tao, lost in the Tao, thinking that doing nothing is heavy.

Losing its sexuality is the beginning of imitation and confusion. If you are upset, you choose to lose, and if you choose to lose, you learn from the fans. If you go astray, you won't look at yourself. Ugliness must be beautiful, evil must be happy, good must be fierce, evil must be good, if you can lose, you will lose, if you lose, you will think, and if you reverse it, you will solve it. From the beginning, you should be careless about your own nature and decide at will. We should make a name for it, not smell it but despise it, choose it and balance it. If there is any result, we can show it.

As a scholar, you should be calm, aware of your own needs, and understand your own direction and way out, such as lightning speed, choosing, learning, bathing in the spring breeze, success, and being down and out, so that you can see the sky like a hole, be pure and delicate, and be suddenly enlightened.

Learning should be like this, but it can also be chaotic.

5. Ask for an ancient prose of about 800 words, Tianzhu, and big food, which was destroyed by Japanese slaves. Annan owed me when he was Mao. The only country in the world with nuclear weapons is Ricardo Roberto Barreto da Rocha and the Soviet Union.

Oriental barbarians are puppets, but the land is narrow and the people are poor, just like the beautiful barbarians. And Asa came in, which is closely related to the United States and foreigners. Today, he still accepts me as a Tubo, a rebel bandit. Luo Cha formed an alliance with China, coveting that I don't care about mountains, rivers, the East China Sea and the main territory, but take me as a brother and a big moon country.

Southwest barbarians Luo Cha is a big country, and Luo Cha and Siam have invaded our borders many times, which has been badly damaged by the United States and foreigners. Although they have a nuclear bomb, it is not worrying. They also have nuclear bombs, and they all worship Islam. They destroyed China in the East, but they all had close contacts with our businessmen. Mongolia belongs to China. His King III gave a personal biography, and today he still cares about the fishing in Lantau Island and South Korea, thanks to his help.

The danger of barbarians is still unknown. Japanese slaves had a feud with China outside the world. Annan coveted the South China Sea, but gave it up. When East Tianzhu and West Tianzhu were separated, Luzon, Cuogas, Ricardo Roberto Barreto da Rocha and Asa were divided. However, its country likes to repeat, Muslims live in two wings, and its eastern soil is also lost by Japanese slaves, and they are enemies of each other. The Taliban in Da Yue tried to fight against the United States and foreign countries, preferring to give up military affairs, Tang Ming and Nepal and fight against South Korea and Johor. It regards me as an enemy, with more than 10 thousand nuclear bombs, Johor, and it is close to the United States. There are many people in Tianzhu, which is divided into two parts. Japanese slaves are enemies, with a vast territory and a large population, disturbing China and the Khmer Rouge can repel the difficulties of foreigners in the United States. Japanese slaves and Tianzhu are divided into two parts. Luzon was made by Americans and foreigners.

Four foreigners are more beautiful than one person. Recently, Britain and Germany fought for nuclear support, so they annexed Central Asia, and the Japanese aggressors were defeated, which was respected by the two religions. After making bad friends, it is not enough to believe that you can't die by relying on the beauty of the town. Nepal and the Baltic countries are in a great decline. For Bangladesh, we have four neighbors, and Sejong is often a border disaster, and its vulgarity is Tubo. Its customs are Uighur, Luzon, Luzon and Annan, and * * * is anti-American. In the Soviet Union, we bullied our country again and again, so we shouldn't worry about it. It also has unresolved land with Japanese slaves and the disintegration of the Soviet Union destroyed by the British. South Korea loves to exaggerate, and it is inevitable that * * * will cut Uighur thugs. West Tianzhu and Tianzhu have unresolved soil, and Japanese slaves are very afraid, so they are sworn enemies, especially Annan and Niguo. Mud country, but also secretly married Yizhou's ugliness, was defeated by Wang Shi. Some saints call it Gandhi. The main domain is a small country, because Mao lost to Zhen Baozhu and Da Shi, and kept his ears in Warsaw. After that, the situation was arrogant and it was difficult to stand up. However, its people are cowardly, even it is on my side. When Taizu tasted Kou Tubo. North Korea, allied itself with Luo Cha and me in Shanghai. This dynasty was established. Although the old invaded our land and Korea was our ally, the former dynasty was forced by Luo Cha. Its people take Brahman as the middle soil, like silk bamboo, west Tianzhu and Tianzhu as one country. Laiwu lives in harmony and beauty. When Mao wanted to be my brother, I had few brothers, and he dominated Eastern Europe. After Gandhi was murdered by a thief. Tianzhu stood by the trend, and the situation was excellent, but he took off. North and South Korea are of the same ancestry.

North Dezhe. Its people are poor and stupid, and Mongolia is difficult to control today, so it is mainly American and foreigners. Besides, Chechen thugs are rioting in Xiao Qiang, which is my feud.

The day before yesterday, I wrote a letter to a buddy in classical Chinese and Western Tianzhu about the current situation around China to drive away Japanese slaves. It belongs to American and Japanese slaves. His people are weak and ignorant, Bagan country is pro-China, the country is in great decline, and the morality is destroyed. China people are self-reliant, so they don't score. They are absolutely original.

Xirong people, * * * came to the United States, and there were many neighboring countries, all of which were destroyed by Wang Shi. Bagan belongs to me, so that it falls apart.

6. Write an 800-word autobiography of a girl in classical Chinese. I don't know who she is or what her last name is. Because I read Chen Ziang's sentence, "I miss heaven and earth, and my face is full of tears", I felt very good at that time, because I took "you" as my name!

I was born five years ago, and I was playing in the village. Suddenly, a person came and said that her father said: This woman is smart. If I haven't read poems and books, I'm sorry ... I can't see her begging. His father was frightened, so he sent him to a private school to learn poetry. ...

After my youth, I entered middle school, and all the teachers liked it. However, one day, I was sleeping soundly in class, and the teacher said, Why am I sleeping soundly in class? You Cong told him that I am familiar with the teacher's business. After listening to it, it is also a cliche ... The teacher shook his head and left with a wry smile. ...

Sometimes a nosy person hears about it and asks the teacher, "Why did you shake your head when you heard what he said?" ?

Mr. Wang said to him, "you are not smart, but you learn by rote." I am deeply impressed. " . However, I am sensitive, I have learned little, and my heart is not specialized, so I shook my head! How about learning from time to time without asking questions? The former, as I heard leisurely, will be forgotten after sleeping for many days, so I left with a wry smile. ...

Youyou listened to his words and knew nothing about his bosom friends, so he studied hard. Three years later, I entered a key middle school. ...

Introduction:

Autobiography is a kind of biography. Biography mainly tells the life stories and experiences of the characters, while autobiography mainly tells their own life stories. Autobiographical writing is a brief form of biography-a kind of biography.

Autobiographies also clearly convey their own physical characteristics to others, leaving an impression after reading them, and even recognizing you according to the description in the autobiography as soon as you see yourself. This also needs to use the skills of appearance description to write yourself well and live.