Collect jokes that play tricks on people.

First of all, the guy above works hard, but he wants jokes. Why did you write this? Dude, I recommend some for you. Let me first declare that this is the result of my labor, so that I can type word by word instead of pasting. If you think I'm clingy, don't look. I hope I can get respect.

1) Let me tell you a story ~ It is said that Wang Hailong has recruited a son-in-law, who can marry his daughter as long as he weighs more than 1000 Jin. When Prime Minister Turtle came, he weighed it and shouted: 999 Jin. Prime Minister Oogway had no choice but to go. After a while, a shrimp found him and said, "Mr. tortoise, let me help you." I only weigh one kilo. I got into your shell and it was 1000. " As soon as Premier Oogway was happy, he let the shrimps in. It happened to be 1000, but he didn't get it. As a result, the old dragon king said, "How did you grow so fast? There must be a scam. Someone ~ check it for me. " As a result, shrimp and shellfish were found. "How dare you!" said the Dragon King. What do you want! " Shrimp said, "Don't worry, don't get me wrong, I'm telling this bastard a story!" " "Look at the last sentence and you will understand.

2) A cow crashed into a mountain and died. Is it strange cow or strange mountain? If you answer the cow, twist him; If you answer the mountain, slap him.

3) Do you want a face falling from the sky? Medicine is two-sided, not shameless.

That's all. Look at this, although I know you definitely don't need me. ...