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Appreciation of "I am the tenth crew member crossing One Piece"

The first volume The third chapter Mountain thief's provocation

The person in charge is wearing a striking straw hat and a black cloak, with three scars on his left eye. Is this the legendary Jencks with red hair? If this is an illusion, is there a gang of pirates behind?

I stood in front of the bar with my mouth open and stared at Jencks unblinkingly.

"Welcome, captain. Do you want a drink? " Mu Ye greeted him with familiarity, and Jencks came to the bar and sat down. He also responded politely: "Well, the same." Put the wooden box in your hand on the table at the same time.

Pirates came in one after another, and the last one was followed by a humble child. Because of his height, he tried his best to keep up with the people in front and shouted, "hello!" Jencks, listen to me! "

"Captain! I said next time, can you find some beautiful girls to welcome us? ! Every time I go back to windmill village, there is only this boy! " A pirate pointed at the last child and teased their captain.

"Feed, I say you, and not a triumphant hero, what beautiful girl welcome! ? "Just now, I chatted with the long-haired pirates next to Janks.

The people around him burst into laughter, and the children behind him caught up with him. He grabbed the bar, stood on the chair and announced loudly, "I said you bastards, I will be a pirate with you in the future!" " Don't underestimate me! "He boasted, pointing to the scar on his face.

Jencks smiled, then turned to see me in front of the bar. "Hello, Mu Ye, who is this child? I have been standing here since just now. "

Janks sat less than 2 meters away from me, drinking wine. The silly boy standing behind him is Luffy, right? No, I'm completely confused ... no, no, I put away my mouth that was always open, and then I wanted to say hello, but I couldn't find the topic at the moment. As a result, I spit out a sentence that froze people in place: "Ah ... hello, my name is Alice, aren't you Jencks, one of the four emperors?"

Just now, the talking and laughing pirates suddenly fell silent. They all looked at me. Even Mu Ye and Luffy looked at me in surprise. I am dirty again. What did I say to shock you? What's your reaction?

Janks looked me in the eye and suddenly gathered. He bent down seriously and asked me, "Little sister, do you know the Four Emperors?"

His little sister suddenly reminded me that I realized that I had accidentally said something I shouldn't have said. I have thought about how to save this situation. They are still waiting to see me for a while. In an instant, I quickly put on an age-appropriate expression and said foolishly, "Haha, I heard adults chatting outside ..."

The second volume Chapter sixty-four Two people's adventures

"Ahahahaha ~ That's funny!" When I was still telling a joke, my eldest brother popped out, "How can I get there?" ? Footprints are gone! "

I also noticed that I tracked the footprints of eyelashes well. "Luffy?" I want to ask Luffy later.

But ... there's nothing behind except our footprints ... I lost them! "How ... how to do? Big brother! " I suddenly felt something was wrong. This is a desert. I'm not sure about the direction of Yuba!

"You can only take one step at a time!" Just then, something suddenly appeared under the sand in front!

I backed away in shock. When that thing completely appeared in front of our eyes, it looked like a crab from my point of view! Crab? It's strange that crabs can land. And it is red! A boiled crab was buried in the sand.

Suddenly its huge tail stung us! Oh! It's a scorpion! Eldest brother jumped into the air, stretched out his right hand and turned it into a flame, and roasted the scorpion with one punch! I clapped hard beside me. "awesome!"

Eldest brother smiled at me after landing. "Let's go!"

"er ... let me think about it next. where should luffy go?" I walked and thought, after all, this is not the way.

"Haha, it is easy to be infected by Luffy after a long time!" Big brother said to me.

"eh? Do you mean me? " I heard that, I looked up and asked.

"Yes, I don't care so much about anything. I live in a daze every day!" Eldest brother laughed.

"ha? Cut ~ you have to call me stupid! " I asked with her hips akimbo.

"Why? ! You are so good, you are my lovely sister! " Dude, touch my head.

"Ah, ha, ha, ha ~ I wish I knew!" I smiled. I glanced out of the corner of my eye, as if there was a figure standing in front of me. "Is there anyone in front?" I pointed to the front.

When we walked in, we found it was ... a lizard one person high ... and its big eyes stared at us like dead fish. Eldest brother took me a step to the right, and the lizard followed us to the right. Big brother left again, and the lizard followed him to the left. "-_-|||| | ... This ... I think it's better to cook and eat! "I want to scare lizards.

The lizard's eyes glanced at the roasted scorpion behind us, and then looked at us. Suddenly sweating all over!

I stuck my tongue out at it, and then my big brother took it away.

We were still discussing which way to go, just then, we heard a loud noise from somewhere, like the sound of a building collapsing!

"What was that noise just now?" Eldest brother asked me.

"How should I know!" I said, "I can't remember, my memory is so bad!" Let's go and have a look! "

"Ha ha, you really can't ..." We were preparing to move forward when there was a vibration behind us!

"How so annoying! Who is this time! " I looked back impatiently, only to find that there was an army behind me! My first reaction was the rebels!

"Who's that? ! "Eldest brother seems a little annoyed.

"It shouldn't get in our way, should it?" I guess, "Leave him alone! Let's keep going! "

"Are you sure?" Brother looked at them and inadvertently we were surrounded!

"We are desert thieves, hand over all your food and water!" The leader rode a camel and gestured with a big knife.

"thief?" I said.

"You sit down and I'll solve it!" Eldest brother said thoughtfully to me.

Eldest brother still solved them with fire, and the hot flame was even hotter in the desert. Thieves saw that eldest brother was a man of ability and took aim at me. I sat on the ground and looked at them. When I saw their goal turned to me, I sighed helplessly and was lazy. I pulled out my knife and fought for several rounds, but someone couldn't beat me to escape. Brother took the opportunity to burn their knives, and those people howled, dropped their knives and rode away on camels. .......

"What the hell, so boring!" I got my knife back and dusted my ass. Although outnumbered, they are still ordinary people!

Look at them. They came and went. Is it urgent?

We have no choice but to move on. There is a big sand dune in front of us. Standing on it should just be able to see the road in the distance, right? !

I ran to the gazebo and looked into the distance. "Uh-huh ... nothing!" I looked around, hoping to find the trace of Luffy or see a village! Suddenly my eldest brother pulled me. "Look at that black spot! Does it look like a village? ! "He pointed to an illegible black spot on our right.

"Now that you mention it, it's a bit like it! If it is a village, we can eat! " My mouth watered when I said that.

"Well, let's go and have a look!" Say that finish, ace brother to lead the way.

The seventh volume Chapter two hundred and eighty-eight Lose consciousness

"Alice! You can't take another step! The last battle was interrupted, and you can't escape this time! " Whenever I see Tasky, she is so energetic, but this time her opponent is the legendary demon knife.

Alice, who was prevented from making any noise, stopped and looked at Taskey with red eyes that seemed to touch the soul.

For Taskey, who is crazy about knives, the stardust in Alice's hands naturally becomes the target in her eyes. After observing the stardust so closely, Taskey stopped. How did that treasure knife, which only appeared in ancient books and legends, get into her hands?

In her mind, she always thought that only honest people deserve a good knife, but to her, pirates are all evil and heartless, so she can't stand the treasure knife falling into the hands of those cruel pirates. She took a deep breath in her hands and rushed straight at Alice!

Alice stood still quietly. When Taskey's oblique chop came at her, she quickly turned into a swamp and came behind Taskey. It was probably a blink of an eye. Alice immediately drew her knife and ended the battle.

Turning to stare at the figure of Taskey lying on the ground, Alice undoubtedly attacked Taskey's body with the swamp. The undead who stood up slowly from the swamp walked towards Tasky step by step, ready to pull out her soul.

Just as Tasky struggled to refuse the invitation of the undead, a blade with dark green light fell from the sky, instantly splitting the figure of the undead, making Alice retreat again and again.

Mihoc, the world's biggest swordsman, appeared in front of Alice. His eagle-like eyes seem to penetrate Alice and look at her. Alice, possessed by stardust, looked back at him fearlessly, as if she were interested in the swordsmanship of different mortals and the black cross knife that looked very powerful.

Alice intuitively decided that the other side was a difficult opponent, so she rushed up first!

Strong! The sound of lance's contact, the black knife of eagle eye stopped the peak sexually stardust, and the two men were competing for strength just like fighting. Even though they have the first position in the world, Hawkeye has never ignored the enemy.

The contact between the two soon separated, and the eagle eye looked at Alice with a straight face. He was thinking, this petite figure seems to be out of proportion to the strength just now, and there is obvious bloodthirsty murder in her eyes ... Isn't this girl a member of the straw hat pirate ... When did she become such a high-tech swordsman?

Through the brief contact just now, Hawkeye also had a whisper in his heart, but he soon understood that the problem was not Alice at all, but the knife. At the moment of battle, the continuous Sha Qi coming from the stardust knife is the characteristic of the demon knife. Those treasure knives that have changed hands for generations for a long time usually have their own consciousness in the change of time, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth and the relationship between qi and blood of human body, and also making the knives have both good and evil.

The person who uses it is awe-inspiring, and the knife will become invincible if it is contacted for a long time; But if the person who uses it has evil thoughts, then the knife will become a monster who only knows bloodthirsty.

This treasure knife, named Stardust, may be influenced by previous owners, or it may be the reason why it has been out of touch with popularity for a long time. As soon as it woke up, it couldn't wait to start the massacre ... Hawkeye took another look at Alice's blood-red eyes, and then it was more certain that it was possessed by the devil's knife. Work-related

Theater announcement

Guest role-empty island

Guest role-judicial island

Guest role-island of terror

Guest role-Shampoo Island

Guest role-top war

The first volume East China Sea

Chapter 1: People who travel through time and space.

Chapter II First Meeting Luffy

Chapter III The Appearance of Mountain Thieves

Chapter iv going to sea

The fifth chapter the first partner

Chapter VI Atrium! naval base

Chapter VII Farewell to Kirby

The eighth chapter identity goof

Chapter 9 Escape from Orange Town

Chapter X Past Inferiority

Chapter 11 Weird housekeeper

Chapter 12 Golden Happiness

Chapter 13 Fencing Practice

Chapter 14 Uncle Treasure Island Strange

Chapter 15 Sea Restaurant

Chapter 16 Prefect Crick

Chapter 17 Tracking Nami

Chapter 18 Sneak into Aaron's territory

Chapter 19 Hope in despair

Chapter 20 Hope in despair

Chapter 21 Challenge the Fisherman

Chapter 22 Luffy's reward list

Chapter 23 Landing in Rogge Town

Chapter 24 Too knife star snow

Chapter 25 Accidentally lost

Chapter 26 The mysterious girl Bi Si

Chapter 27 A request from Bess

Chapter 28 Warship Island

Chapter 29 Millennium Dragon

Chapter 30 Looking for the Lost Island

Chapter 31 The Lost Mainland

Chapter 32 Return to the original road

Chapter 33 Dragon Cave Emerges

Chapter 34 You're finished

Chapter 35 Memories in a dream (on)

Chapter 36 Memories in dreams (below)

Volume II Baroque Work Club

Chapter 37 Whales on the Inverted Mountain

Chapter 38 Men's Agreement

Chapter 39 The first appearance of spies

Chapter 40 Whisky Peak

Chapter 41 One hundred people cut Thrawn

Chapter 42 Selfish me

Chapter 43 Princess of Desert Country

Chapter 44 Leave alabaster

Chapter 45 Strange people

Chapter 46 Accidental misunderstanding

Chapter 47 Duel

Chapter 48 The giant of the ancient island

Chapter 49 Mr. War 3

Chapter 50 Leave the small garden

Chapter 51 Nami is ill.

Chapter 52 wapol first appeared.

Chapter 53 Snow area

Chapter 54 Encountered an avalanche

Chapter 55 Meet wapol again

Chapter 56 Castle on the top of the mountain

Chapter 57 Snowstorm

Chapter 58 Never break the pirate flag

Chapter 59 New Partner Qiao Ba

Chapter 60 Reunion

Chapter sixty-one Brothers

Chapter sixty-two Weird Sauron

Chapter sixty-three The ruins of Almalu

Chapter sixty-four Adventures in the Sand

Chapter sixty-five Desert monster

Chapter sixty-six The adventure of two people

Chapter sixty-seven False rebels

Chapter sixty-eight Difficult to separate

Chapter sixty-nine Life card

Chapter seventy Awkward night

Chapter 71 Goal: Tian Yu!

Chapter seventy-two I am a VIP?

Chapter seventy-three Tied up again

Chapter seventy-four Smooth escape

Chapter seventy-five Robin's rebellion

Chapter seventy-six Ancient weapon Pluto

Chapter seventy-seven The bomb in the square

Chapter seventy-eight The tomb of the royal family

Chapter seventy-nine The death of the underground palace

Chapter eighty The Death Star Snow

Chapter eighty-one Retreat Armageddon

The third volume Empty island

Chapter eighty-two The eighth partner

Chapter eighty-three Apples and fireworks

Chapter eighty-four The old uncle of Goat Island

Chapter eighty-five Twilight sophistry

Chapter eighty-six Trap

Chapter eighty-seven Useless trap

Chapter eighty-eight Rainbow fog appears

Chapter eighty-nine Mystery man

Chapter ninety Visit Pampkin Pirates

Chapter ninety-one Missing Luffy

Chapter ninety-two Weird fruit ability

Chapter ninety-three The end of the rainbow fog

Chapter ninety-four Record the course of the pointer

Chapter ninety-five Huge monster

Chapter ninety-six The magical ancient town

Chapter ninety-seven Never-ending dream

Chapter ninety-eight rolando liar

Chapter ninety-nine Pursuit of bird guide

Chapter one hundred Straw hat pirates are not easy to mess with.

Chapter one hundred and one Life and death for three hours

Chapter one hundred and two Crossing the empty sea

Chapter one hundred and three The gates of heaven

Chapter 104 illegal immigrants

Chapter one hundred and five The trial begins

Chapter one hundred and six Looking for the God of the sky

Chapter one hundred and seven Wandering killer

Chapter one hundred and eight Assassination Luffy

Chapter one hundred and nine White civilians

Chapter one hundred and ten The Warriors of Sandia

Chapter one hundred and eleven Down with you in the name of a soldier

Chapter one hundred and twelve The Battle of the Ruins

(Add V to the shelves from the fourth volume)

The fourth volume judicial island article

Chapter one hundred and thirteen The first theater (on)

Chapter one hundred and fourteen The first theater (in)

Chapter one hundred and fifteen The first theater (below)

Article 116 the purpose of the articles of association

Chapter one hundred and seventeen Angel Island Destruction

Chapter one hundred and eighteen With you, without me

Chapter one hundred and nineteen Goodbye, empty island

Chapter one hundred and twenty The crying baby Hyde

Chapter one hundred and twenty-one Take back the romantic

Chapter one hundred and twenty-two Gold recaptures the pioneer

Chapter one hundred and twenty-three Fight back with your life

Chapter one hundred and twenty-four One Piece Competition David strikes back

Chapter one hundred and twenty-five The game begins

Chapter one hundred and twenty-six Don't lose the game

Chapter one hundred and twenty-seven Lose two games in a row

Chapter one hundred and twenty-eight Where am I

Chapter one hundred and twenty-nine Memories taken away

Chapter one hundred and thirty Hippocampus Boy

Chapter one hundred and thirty-one Suspicious people

Chapter one hundred and thirty-two The girl who pursues Robin

Chapter one hundred and thirty-three Memory thief

Chapter one hundred and thirty-four Be yourself

Chapter one hundred and thirty-five General Qing Dynasty

Chapter one hundred and thirty-six Marine gas station

Chapter one hundred and thirty-seven A barrage of trouble

Chapter one hundred and thirty-eight Don't abandon your companions

Chapter one hundred and thirty-nine Assassin

Chapter one hundred and forty The hidden key

Chapter one hundred and forty-one Traitor

Chapter one hundred and forty-two Death will catch up.

Chapter one hundred and forty-three Rocket man

Chapter one hundred and forty-four White Beard Seven Team Captain

Chapter one hundred and forty-five Alagh na library.

Chapter one hundred and forty-six Ennis lobby, the island that never sleeps

Chapter one hundred and forty-seven Rushing to trial.

Chapter one hundred and forty-eight I don't need to save

Chapter one hundred and forty-nine Jump straight down

Chapter one hundred and fifty The secret of evil

Chapter one hundred and fifty-one Real dimension

Chapter one hundred and fifty-two The strength of the captain

Chapter one hundred and fifty-three Don't underestimate employees.

Chapter one hundred and fifty-four The bridge of hesitation

Chapter one hundred and fifty-five Come on, Luffy

Chapter one hundred and fifty-six The last voyage

Chapter one hundred and fifty-seven Parting in the snow

Chapter one hundred and fifty-eight The iron fist of love

Chapter one hundred and fifty-nine The strongest genealogy

Chapter one hundred and sixty Major General, the Koran

Chapter one hundred and sixty-one Full reward

Chapter one hundred and sixty-two The ship of dreams

Chapter one hundred and sixty-three My hero Wu

The fifth volume Terrorist spaceship articles

Chapter one hundred and sixty-four The taste of home

Chapter one hundred and sixty-five The tangled fisherman

Chapter one hundred and sixty-six Rushed into the trap

Chapter one hundred and sixty-seven Robbed pirate flag

Chapter one hundred and sixty-eight Bounty hunters

Chapter one hundred and sixty-nine Can't stop

Chapter one hundred and seventy Lovely land

Chapter one hundred and seventy-one Goodbye in the new world!

Chapter one hundred and seventy-two Talking skeleton

Chapter one hundred and seventy-three People without shadows

Chapter one hundred and seventy-four Mobile Ghost Island

Chapter one hundred and seventy-five Manipulating the shadow of the No.1 pirate group

Chapter one hundred and seventy-six The night attack began

Chapter one hundred and seventy-seven Unknown secret passage

Chapter one hundred and seventy-eight Fan's daughter is in prison

Chapter one hundred and seventy-nine Comprehensive intelligence

Chapter one hundred and eighty Completely different

Chapter one hundred and eighty-one Soren was entangled.

Chapter one hundred and eighty-two The legendary samurai

Chapter one hundred and eighty-three The Magic Man Oz

Chapter one hundred and eighty-four Two big ladies

Chapter one hundred and eighty-five Looking forward to! Combinatorial technology

Chapter one hundred and eighty-six Oz's weakness?

Chapter one hundred and eighty-seven Purification Plan

Chapter one hundred and eighty-eight The combination of strength and wisdom

Chapter one hundred and eighty-nine Terrible nightmare

Chapter one hundred and ninety Completely annihilated

Chapter one hundred and ninety-one Nightmare Luffy

Chapter one hundred and ninety-two Perfusion blow!

Chapter one hundred and ninety-three Hand over the shadow!

Chapter one hundred and ninety-four Another seven seas

Chapter one hundred and ninety-five Fruit at such a time

Chapter one hundred and ninety-six Yin return to absolute being.

Chapter one hundred and ninety-seven Men among men

Chapter one hundred and ninety-eight Envy envy hate

Chapter one hundred and ninety-nine The burning life card

Chapter two hundred Hot Spring Island

Chapter two hundred and one The collapsed holiday boat

Volume VI Shampoo Island

Chapter two hundred and two Goodbye red soil continent

Chapter two hundred and three Mermaid plum blossom

Chapter two hundred and four Save octopus fever

Chapter two hundred and five Flying Fish Knight

Chapter two hundred and six Tough guy DiBaru

Chapter two hundred and seven Secret weapons

Zhangxiangpaodi Islands, No.208

Chapter two hundred and nine Escape failure

Chapter two hundred and ten Tragedy Preface

Chapter two hundred and eleven The proprietress of Xiakuyaku.

Chapter two hundred and twelve Shampoo amusement park

Chapter two hundred and thirteen Rushed to the auction house

Chapter two hundred and fourteen Take back the plum blossom

Chapter two hundred and fifteen Beat up Celestial Dragons

Chapter two hundred and sixteen Hades Raleigh

Chapter two hundred and seventeen Three captains

Chapter two hundred and eighteen The truth twenty-two years ago

Chapter two hundred and nineteen Inevitability

Chapter two hundred and twenty Stop peers

Chapter two hundred and twenty-one Idol Sauron

Chapter two hundred and twenty-two Knight Ji Xiang

Chapter two hundred and twenty-three Best friend Nami

Chapter two hundred and twenty-four Bad friend Wu

Chapter two hundred and twenty-five Sister Robin

Chapter two hundred and twenty-six Meng Chong Qiao Ba

Chapter two hundred and twenty-seven Francci and Brooke

Chapter two hundred and twenty-eight Captain Luffy

Chapter two hundred and twenty-nine Eldest brother's trump card

Chapter two hundred and thirty Total disappearance

Chapter two hundred and thirty-one Lost in the jungle

Chapter two hundred and thirty-two Ghost larvae

Chapter two hundred and thirty-three Mysterious guide

Chapter two hundred and thirty-four Countries with abnormal magnetic fields

Chapter two hundred and thirty-five Snow Monster

Chapter two hundred and thirty-six Secret Guardian

Chapter two hundred and thirty-seven The forest of elves

Chapter two hundred and thirty-eight The test of elves

Chapter two hundred and thirty-nine Let the flowers bloom

Chapter two hundred and forty Carol, the wine elf

Chapter two hundred and forty-one The treasure of the elves

Chapter two hundred and forty-two Silent agreement

Chapter two hundred and forty-three The magical snow volcano

Chapter two hundred and forty-four Diligent kindness

Chapter two hundred and forty-five Musk deer tiger partial cable

Chapter two hundred and forty-six The unfinished duel

Chapter 247 I can't leave

Chapter two hundred and forty-eight Snake Beauty

Chapter two hundred and forty-nine People at the bottom of my heart

Chapter two hundred and fifty Wisdom question and answer

Chapter two hundred and fifty-one Punched test

Chapter two hundred and fifty-two Beijing soft Dan

Chapter two hundred and fifty-three bartholomew

Chapter two hundred and fifty-four Unconscious feelings

Chapter two hundred and fifty-five Forbidden Area for the Royal Family

Chapter two hundred and fifty-six A good sword with a hero?

Chapter two hundred and fifty-seven Can't refuse help

The seventh volume above the war

Chapter two hundred and fifty-eight Information exhaustion

Chapter two hundred and fifty-nine Sneak into a submarine prison

Chapter two hundred and sixty The first floor of the submarine prison

Chapter two hundred and sixty-one Lead the way, rookie

Chapter two hundred and sixty-two The guards defected?

Chapter two hundred and sixty-three Trapping action

Chapter two hundred and sixty-four Encountered round-up

Chapter two hundred and sixty-five Failed to be captured

Chapter two hundred and sixty-six Visits during the Warring States Period

Chapter two hundred and sixty-seven Amazing secret

Chapter two hundred and sixty-eight The Wolf was besieged

Chapter two hundred and sixty-nine Meet again in hell

Chapter two hundred and seventy Fall short

Chapter two hundred and seventy-one Let's go! Naval Headquarters

Chapter two hundred and seventy-two Peer increase

Chapter two hundred and seventy-three The escalation of the war

Chapter two hundred and seventy-four Successful arrival

Chapter two hundred and seventy-five Waiting for an opportunity

Chapter two hundred and seventy-six Attack!

Chapter two hundred and seventy-seven Explosive

Chapter two hundred and seventy-eight Forced infiltration

Chapter two hundred and seventy-nine Luffy appeared

Chapter two hundred and eighty Set! attack

Chapter two hundred and eighty-one The truth about bears

Chapter two hundred and eighty-two Sudden changes

Chapter two hundred and eighty-three Conspiracy under a scam

Chapter two hundred and eighty-four Ruthless attack

Chapter two hundred and eighty-five On the occasion of execution

Chapter two hundred and eighty-six Luffy's request

Chapter two hundred and eighty-seven Stardust wake up

Chapter two hundred and eighty-eight Lose consciousness

Chapter two hundred and eighty-nine Deal reached

Chapter two hundred and ninety Ace liberation!

Chapter two hundred and ninety-one The death of the trump card

Chapter two hundred and ninety-two Master can't die!

Chapter two hundred and ninety-three Silent sacrifice

Chapter two hundred and ninety-four The death of white beard

Chapter two hundred and ninety-five The war is over

Chapter two hundred and ninety-six Dreams are tangible, accompanied by the heart.

Chapter two hundred and ninety-seven The real Irene

Chapter two hundred and ninety-eight The persistence of future generations

Chapter two hundred and ninety-nine Back to Shambhala

Chapter three hundred Practice begins

Chapter three hundred and one Target shampoo!

Chapter three hundred and two Everything is changing

Chapter three hundred and three Set sail for the new world! (End)