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Tao's impossible classic mouth white

1. Roadside Pavilion

Tao can't: trouble, really trouble.

Shi Feizhen: Why don't you look at the world? It's not Prince Deng. This is really troublesome.

Sage and Immortal: It seems that the world has changed. We'd better not set foot in the Jianghu again.

Tao can't: The hero's appearance is temporary, and he is afraid of death and retreat.

Shi Feizhen: Good point. Well said. Shall we go separately or together now?

No way: three people walk together, the goal is obvious, and they are caught and die together.

Shi Feizhen: But many hands make light work.

Sage and Immortal: If you leave separately, one of you will retire safely.

Tao can't: I'm talking about the fact that I can't hope to kill the world and scorpion essence. Sword and Six Ugly Wastes are the masterminds, and the sacred relics and Buddha swords are the main accomplices. We're just accomplices. If we want to be golden people, it won't be on our heads.

Shi Feizhen: Not necessarily. You see, the miracle, the immortal sword, the Buddhist sword, the proud smile, the cripple, the Hu Ling knife and the boar face add up to just seven.

Sage: Don't forget Su Huanjen.

Shi Feizhen: Su Huanjen is not directly involved in this matter. Seven people and the three of us make ten people.

Tao can't: No matter which ten, let's take shelter first.

Shi Feizhen: That's the decision to leave separately. purr ...

Tao couldn't help beating his chest: why are you crying?

Shi Feizhen: We have lived together for hundreds of years and suddenly want to be apart. I'm ... I'm sorry ... Ho ho. ...

Sage and Fairy: If there is no chance, we will part, and if there is a chance, we will meet again. Why are you crying?

Shi Feizhen: Then we will meet again.

Tao can't: come and go.

Go ahead.

2. Golden Monkey Boy:

Heaven and earth are mysterious, and all kinds of qi are the same. I can repair all kinds of robberies and prove my magical power. The monarch is patrolling, and the laggards suffer. Today, according to the world of concubines, the country that fought in the south, suddenly the holy world lynched itself, killed the holy monk without looking to the world, and blasphemed the majesty of the monarch. Gold seals the body, and mercury eats meat. (Deng Jiuwu sends a gold and silver palm) The punishment has been issued, and the holy driving has returned.

Saint: Ah.

Sword fairy: selling gold and silver, selling Prince Deng.

Golden monkey boy: imperial decree, the living creature receives the decree.

The world of mortals: What is this?

Six ugly losers: what a strange monkey boy.

Golden Monkey Boy: Today, according to the mother-in-law's life, the southern country has an epiphany, the sword becomes immortal, and the Buddha and the sword are divided into others. If you kill a holy monk, you don't expect the world, and the criminal is ashamed. Today, you announce the decree of the monarch, starting with the miracle, and giving the golden body a punishment.

Shi Feizhen: It's Prince Deng's monkey, damn it! Rushed forward and was stopped by a sword.

Golden monkey man: God's will has been decided, and we accepted it.

Tao can't: bear your mother!

Sage: I can't believe your martial arts are getting better and better. You killed this Po Hou before I saw you.

Shi Feizhen: If you kill the horse monkey, you can have the golden body created by Prince Deng.

Don't talk nonsense. He blew himself up before I started.

Qin Jiaxian: How did this happen? How did this happen? ! Didn't Deng Gong just look down on the world? How can there be another gold and silver? Now the sacred sites are covered with gold and swords. What do you think?

Six Ugliness: Qin Jiaxian, there seems to be something wrong with the information you collected, which led to the attack on the sage.

Qin Jiaxian: There is something wrong with the information I collected. This this this this this this. ...

Sword Fairy Trace: It's useless to investigate the responsibility now. Qin Jiaxian, please go back to the Northwest Ten Commanders to inquire about Prince Deng. Remember, you must be careful this time.

Qin Jiaxian: I see! Junior, let's go.

Zombie man: Oh.

Tao can't: the three of us are leaving, too.

Sword fairy: three predecessors ...

Tao can't: Stop calling us seniors. Now I figured it out. Senior, the generation that died in front, bears a grudge against us because the geography department can't keep up with the world. It's good that Prince Deng has given you trouble. It's more practical to retire after we come.

Shi Feizhen: Stop it and let's go. Come and go-