Jokes about cheating on the first kiss

A man said to a woman; Once upon a time, a rabbit walked and saw an animal with a long neck. The rabbit asks who you are. The animal said I can tell you, but you must kiss me. After kissing the animal, the animal said he was a giraffe. The rabbit walked and saw an animal covered with thorns. He asked who you were. The animal said I could tell you, but if you kissed me, the rabbit kissed her. The animal said he was a hedgehog. The rabbit walked and saw an animal girl with 8 legs, 5 eyes and 6 feet. What's that, man? I can tell you, but you have to kiss me and beat me to death. It seems to be this.