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A Chinese text in primary school or junior high school is called "talking and laughing" in various ways.
Gao Shiqi's laughter
laugh
Author: Gao Shiqi
With the development of modern medicine, we have a deeper understanding of laughter.
Laughter is a manifestation of people's happy mood, which is beneficial to health. Laughter is a complex nerve reflex. When a joke from outside becomes a signal, it is introduced into the cerebral cortex through human senses. After receiving the signal, the cerebral cortex will immediately direct the whole body muscles or some muscles to act, so laughter appears.
The little man smiled and smiled. It was just a slight facial muscle movement. Just a smile, that's all.
The big ones are hearty laughter, loud laughter, not only facial muscles, but also vocal organs. Laughing and jumping, even the muscles and bones of the whole body were mobilized.
Laughing on the chest can expand the chest muscles, strengthen the movement of the lungs, and make people breathe normally.
Laughing into the belly, the abdominal muscles contract and open, producing gastric juice in time, helping digestion, stimulating appetite and promoting human metabolism.
Laugh in your heart. The muscles of the blood vessels strengthen the movement. Accelerate blood circulation, make people rosy and energetic.
Laughing all over your body can make all your muscles move. When you are excited, you can relax, get enough sleep and be energetic.
Laughter is also a kind of sport, which is constantly changing and developing. Laughter is big and small; There are far and near; There are high and low; There are thick and thin; There are fast and slow; There is truth and falsehood; Some are clever, some are clumsy; There are soft ones and thick ones; There are bright and clear, delicate; There are realistic and romantic; There is a sneer, a warm smile, and so on. This is the dialectics of laughter.
Laugh and laugh at philosophy.
The essence of laughter is spiritual pleasure.
The phenomenon of laughter is to let smiles and laughter accompany you all your life.
Laughter takes many forms, all the time and everywhere.
Laughter is rich and colorful, including a person's life.
The themes of jokes and jokes abound and can be compiled into an album.
Laughing medicine Laughter can cure diseases. People with neurasthenia should laugh more.
Laughter can relieve muscle tension and prevent pain.
There is a limit to laughter, enough is enough. Patients with hypertension and myocardial infarction should not laugh.
Psychology of laughter. People from all walks of life have their own views on laughter and their own psychological characteristics. The salesperson smiles at the customer, which is a polite smile and makes the customer feel warm.
The politics of laughter. People who do political and ideological work must smile, not keep a straight face.
Laughter pedagogy Confucius said, "It's okay to learn and learn from the times!" This is Confucius encouraging his students to study hard. Reading is a pleasure. At school, we often hear the sound of reading, accompanied by laughter.
The art of laughter. The actors laugh so comfortably and happily that when people watch comedies, burlesque and circus performances, the theater is always full of laughter. Literature with laughter, cross talk is literature with laughter.
Laughter and laughter poems. During the Spring Festival, People's Daily published a poem of laughter. It reads as follows: "When you tore down the first calendar in 198 1, you smiled, smiled and smiled so sweetly, because you firmly believed that the longer the tree of youth was, the more prosperous it was." ? Is it a wish: flower of life is more and more beautiful? Ah! In the grand planning of the motherland's construction in the new year, your smile must be a strong spring scenery. ……"
Laugh, you are a flower on your lips, blooming in the garden around your neck.
You are a cloud on your face, flying in your brow.
You are a beautiful sister and an artist's pet.
You are a lovely companion. There is love in life, and you smile sweeter. Laugh, you are a friend who is cured and healthy.
You are the driving force for work and production.
Laughter is a kind of personal creation, and it is also a manifestation of emotional harmony in collective life.
Laughter is a good thing and an aspect of building socialist spiritual civilization.
My scientific sketches, together with foreign materials, can occupy a place in the encyclopedia of laughter.
Let all mankind have smiles, smiles and laughter, and turn the miserable world into a sea of joy.
Zhou's Laughter
talk and laugh cheerfully/merrily
week
Laughter is a facial expression that reflects the heart. "Smile at each other", "All smiles" and "All smiles" prove the relationship between smile and face. Qi Yan, Ji Yan and Smile are slightly literary, but they talk about the same relationship. "Smiling tiger" and "smiling on the face, suffering in the heart" are different, and "reflecting the heart" needs to be re-studied, but "facial expression" is still effective.
Face, generally speaking, is a smile, and it is particularly closely related to some "parts". First, the mouth, "often laughing" and "smiling from ear to ear", is easy to see; "Smile", "grin" and "grin" are all about the mouth, and each has its own advantages. However, sometimes the mouth won't let you see which form to use, and you have to figure it out for yourself.
The second is the tooth. Gentle people, educated, pay attention to "smile without showing your teeth." However, "gnawing teeth" and "cold teeth" are inevitably exposed. "Laughing off the fangs" makes it more elegant and impossible.
The third is the chin. "Xie Yi" is acceptable, but it is even "misplaced". You have to let the osteopath take it.
The fourth is the eyes. If you are happy, you will "smile with your eyes open" and "smile with your eyes narrowed".
Is laughter only related to the face, is it "whole" or "local"? Not exactly. "Clap your hands" lies in your hands; "Holding your stomach" is also about your stomach.
Laughter can also affect the whole body. It is enough to "lift your head with laughter" and "bend your waist with laughter", and sometimes it is "absolutely". It doesn't matter if you laugh until your stomach hurts, it doesn't matter if you laugh until your stomach breaks, or even if you laugh until you can bear it. This is a very serious matter and you must seek medical treatment. Probably what happened was to save people in vain and finally "laugh at people".
When you laugh, it's not necessarily over, because you can still laugh underground.
"The crown and tassel rope are broken", which was not done by the ancients. "Tucao rice is full of cases", and people can still try it today.
Laughter varies from person to person. Confucius must be a "smiling" beauty, and he is bound to "smile". Zhang Daoshi in A Dream of Red Mansions should be "ha ha laugh". "Looking back and smiling" can only be Yang Yuhuan. Xue's fooling "dumb bully" will never work on "clever smile" When he speaks, he often causes "an uproar" and "a loud laugh".
How can "suddenly", "suddenly", "suddenly" and "suddenly" be the same?
On its sounds, such as "haha", "hee hee", "hey hey", "scared", "poof", "dumb" and "giggle" are all used to describe the girl's "silvery laughter".
Smile, smile, smile and smile have their own attitudes.
Distinguish its types: wry smile, fake smile, simple smile, fake smile, ingratiating smile, sneer (although there is no "spicy smile", but the sentence "sneer at spicy haha" proves that smile is spicy), snigger, guffaw, fake smile and sneer.
There are also hidden smiles, small smiles, charming smiles, charming smiles, long smiles and fake smiles. This is probably too "quaint", but it does not remove their right to exist.
Smile, smile at each other, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
There is another kind, such as teasing, teasing, teasing, making people laugh, laughing, teasing, teasing, buying and selling.
As for "mountain", "yi", "scoff", "ridicule" and "teasing" ... it is naturally difficult to keep laughter out of a wide range.
Laughter is so colorful that when we think about it, we can't help laughing.
I often think that from this perspective, the language of the motherland is so rich and vivid, which reflects how profound and comprehensive the people's experience of life is. Cartoonists, creators, performers, rappers, translators, linguists, sociologists … can't help but visit this treasure house. If there is such a dictionary, it can classify and collect ancient and modern elegant and popular words (the allusion of "laughter" is another kind, which is not available here), which makes people see at a glance and its significance should be very positive.
Perhaps some scholars have already put this idea into practice, and I am still here, so it has become a "laughing stock" and "joke"
Bing Xin's laughter
Bing Xin's laughter
[2008-1-1815:10: 00 | Author: Riverside Grass in Qingqing River]
It is suggested that the rain should stop gradually and the light should come in from behind the curtains. Open the window.
Look! The clouds are gone, and the residual water droplets on the leaves reflect the moon, like the fluorescence of a thousand points.
Blinking and moving. -I didn't expect such a picture after the bitter rain.
Meitu!
Standing in front of the window for a while, I felt a little cold. Turn around, and suddenly,
Dazzled, everything else in the room is hidden in the light cloud; Only a faint light.
An angel immersed in a painting on the wall. -angels in white, holding flowers, Yang.
Spread your wings and smiled at me slightly.
"This smile seems to have been seen somewhere. When will I ... "
I unconsciously sat under the window, thinking quietly.
The closed heart curtain slowly opened, pouring out an impression of five years ago.
A long ancient road. The mud under the donkey's feet is slippery. The water in the ditch,
It is gurgling. The green trees near the village are all caged in wet smoke. Bowed crescent moon, hanging
In the treetops. Walking, there seems to be a child on the side of the road, holding a bunch of Bai Dong.
West side. The donkey passed by with no intention of turning back. -He is holding flowers and barefoot.
Smile at me, son.
"This smile seems to have been seen somewhere!" I still want to-silently.
I really want to.
A gravitational curtain appeared again, slowly opened and gushed out a decade ago.
Impression. -the rain under the eaves falls on Mao's clothes drop by drop. terrace edge
Blisters, floating around. The straw and grape trellis in front of the door are all new.
Yellow and tender green are very nice. ——
After a while, it finally cleared up and went downhill quickly.
Let's go When I saw the moon rising from the sea, it suddenly occurred to me that I had forgotten something.
Stop, turn around. The old woman in the hut leaned against the door.
Flowers, smile at me slightly.
This equally subtle expression, like a hairspring, flutters and closes.
Wan is together.
At this time, I feel relaxed and happy, such as entering the celestial world and returning to my hometown. Three in front of my eyes
A smile, suddenly melting, can't be seen clearly in the harmony of love.
Unforgettable laughter
I will graduate from primary school soon, and the most unforgettable thing about my six-year primary school life is the laughter of my friends. All the students in the class love to laugh, and they laugh differently. "Gegege", this is Xiao Yu's laughter, which is very infectious. She laughed and read the composition to her classmates. The interesting plot and dialogue in the composition, especially her laughter, made everyone laugh.
Captain Lushan's smile is elegant: his eyes bend and his mouth pouts. No matter what conflicts there are between her classmates and what bumps there are in her heart, nothing will happen as long as she says "hey".
"Hee hee hee!" This is Dafang Ping's laughter. As soon as I heard such a pen, I knew she was playing tricks on people again. It turned out that she was laughing at Wang Yu, saying that what she said was "Sichuan-style Mandarin", and Wang Yu was so angry that her eyes filled with tears. At this time, Lushan came over and giggled: "Hey, here comes the' Cumulonimbus Cloud'. Do you want me to issue a weather forecast? " Made everyone laugh, and Wang Yu laughed, too.
"Hehehe!" This particularly loud smile is Chen Li's. Chen Li is one of the best naughty boys in the class. When the team was formed, other teams refused to take him. As soon as Lushan chuckled, give him a hey, and our team took him. Since then, we can often hear Chen Li's "Hehehe" laughter. Laughing and laughing, Li Chen is repairing desks, chairs, doors and windows for the class.
At this time, I heard the familiar laughter of the team members: the laughter at the picnic, the laughter at the spring outing, the laughter of winning the quiz, and the laughter of winning the prize early.
Ah, happy laughter, United laughter, full of ideals! This is the laughter of my dear team. It has been printed in the depths of my mind, let me always remember our happy team!
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