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"The Mummy 3" is not only disappointing but also disappointing. Does anyone think so?

The whole movie was so bad that I basically had nothing to say. Those who know me well know that no matter how bad the movie is, I can always have some fun and be cute and make fun of it. I only need to write a review of 6,000 words, but this movie is so amazing, so amazing, so amazing. I believe I can finish the review within 500 words.

Fei Xue, Hannah, Isabella Leung, Anthony Wong, and even Michelle Yeoh are all my favorite stars, but why is this movie so amazing and so bad? ! The beautiful sister Waisz is gone, and Ms. Bello who replaced her is simply too old to be cured, and she still looks sexy and tough on the screen. Jet Li is too old to be crispy. Michelle Yeoh is too old to be crispy. Although the fat snow is still crispy, it is as fat as a pig and looks like a very crispy pig. The O'Connor boy, whose name I can't remember, was also very fat and ugly. Ms. Meng Guangmei unexpectedly appeared to be quite aggressive, but also bad. Anthony Wong is handsome, but still bad. John Hannah I used to like you so much but why are you so like a clown, shit. I’m not a very politically aware person. I don’t find it profound that the King of Football, sorry, the King of Autumn, turned into a three-headed dragon in Western mythology, or that the solemn Terracotta Warriors and Horses turned into an evil demon army. Deeply offended. I don't care, it's just an entertainment film anyway, right? But why can they be so bad! So bad! So rotten! It was rotten every minute, rotten from the front, rotten from the side, rotten from the back and rotten from the other side... And I watched the dubbed version, and miraculously I heard the familiar and friendly voices of the neighbors in TVB's long drama. The photography is bad, the writing is bad, the love scenes are bad, the characters are bad, the fighting scenes are bad, including the frivolous plot and impetuous glibness.

I don’t even have the heart for pornographic movies like this, and it’s simply an insult to my intelligence to find CP in it. Okay, let’s talk about the only bright spot. Although it sucks, it’s relatively not bad because...because I won’t say anything: Jonathan (John Hannah)’s butt was on fire while chasing the ball king, and Rick (Brendan Fraser) ) took off his suit and slapped his butt repeatedly. Jonathan shyly screamed: "Spank my ass! Harder!"