Classic lines of Gu Li Gu Yuan

The second heroine in Jing Ke Jing M.Guo's novel Tiny Times, a beauty in the accounting department, and Gu Yuan are lovers, so they are called? Mr. Gu and Mrs. Gu? . Sharp words, good at telling cold jokes, poison tongue, use? Stainless steel mouth and cotton candy heart? . Gu Yuan is one of the leading men in Jing M.Guo's novel Tiny Times, also known as Little Master and The Source of Goodness. The following are the classic quotations of Guri Guyuan compiled by me for you, hoping to help you!

Coulee's classic line is 1 Dad, if you don't come back on my birthday, I'll build all the cigars in your study into something one centimeter long. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking?

2.？ Neil, if you dare to send me peony flowers again? Of course you sent me peony flowers! Besides, you wrote it on the card? Are you like a peony? Do you know how many times don has successfully turned over this?

3.？ Where are you going? You are so thin that you are almost sashimi. Those two things on your chest will fall with a bang sooner or later. ?

4.？ Have you finished introducing yourself? Be careful. (accurately spill a bowl of tomato and egg soup)? Like this. ?

5.？ What can you do except cry, make noise, hit me and wipe your tears and snot on my dad's stiff and pale body? You are fifty years old, not fifteen. Have you lived in Disneyland all your life?

6.？ Yeah, bitch, it's not easy for you to raise me so big. ?

7.？ I would rather go out without underwear than leave it at home. ?

8.？ Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big! What do you eat with it? In fact, Ruru just took out her footbath and prepared to put it in the toilet. . . )

9.？ Lin Xiao, are these underwear Jane's? Why is it in your box? What? When did your ass get so big? What other damn brand actually makes women's underwear into boxers? Wicked! ?

10.？ Every time I think about those 172 strange eyes, my heart jumps to 120 without saying anything. I really appreciate their big family. ?

1 1.？ But we haven't made any substantial progress in our discussion so far, because my great father gave% of the company's shares to an inexplicable person. What's his name? You can't find it even if you die? Sir, or? Who knows who it is? Miss. ?

12.？ Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my birth mother turned out to be palaces. What can we do? ?

13.？ Blue knight! Poison his champagne! ?

14.？ Oh, I'm scared! ? Don't forget, the premise of successful acquisition is that you promise to let me be the new CFO. Hum, if you dare to let everyone in my company drink the northwest wind, I will dare to steal all your money so that you can't even drink the northwest wind! ?

15.？ I'm talking about Nanxiang, of course. If it's Tang Xiangru, I'll ask you if she raped this man, then poured sulfuric acid into a pile of coke and buried it in a cornfield outside Songjiang. ?

16.？ Don't! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like auntie! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they threw mud at me like Dalmatians, then that child called me big sister, which was a deliberate insult! On purpose! Insult! ?

17.？ You can turn down your roar. I'm afraid the old man downstairs who is boiling water missed this wonderful broadcast. ?

18.？ Did you just get dressed and take a shower? Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, I just finished washing clothes. ? Guli continued to drink soup and said, so you just wore it?

19. She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. Lucy, call me when the driver of the second car approaches the door. In the meantime, you can ask the driver of the third car to start. ?

20.？ Tang Wanru, is this your bra or something? Why does it look like a T-shirt? I heard a crash in the kitchen.

Classical quotations from Guli 1. Oh, actually Nirvana describes a soft texture. ?

2.？ Nan Xiang, he will kill you one day, so don't ask me to collect your body. ?

3.？ Dad, if you're not going to the Hawaiian grass skirt party, would you please change the spring tie around your neck now?

4.？ You are such a big mobile phone facade that you can't spend money by credit card. What a scandal!

5.？ That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried underground. It's burnt to ashes, too. Don't turn her old man's house out of the soil to dry.

6.？ Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Besides, do you dare to use it in front of me again in the future? Is it? 、? Others? In that case, I swear I'll bury you in the ground, and I can't dig you out. ?

7.？ Even if it doesn't taste good, finish it. My spoiled little master. Because I bought this. I will never be angry with you again. ?

8.？ Looks like a high-end prostitute. Tell me she's not for sale! ?

9.？ You were beaten? You're kidding! Who did it early in the morning? That man is sick! ? (Yes, after make-up)

10.？ You don't ask if your son deserves me! ?

1 1.？ I am very angry. I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die! ?

12.？ You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at this meat. It's strong and strong. ? (If you say you are as hot as a hairy crab)

13.？ I'd rather get pregnant! ? (Until Neil comes back)

14.？ I don't want that thing! I don't want to sit! ! ? (Neil pulls her to Jinjiang Paradise)

15.？ Unfortunately, I completed my double bachelor's degree in four years. More unfortunately, my other major is international finance. Unfortunately, I got A++ in financial geography. ?

16.？ I can only write one account book. ?

17.？ The foie gras per guest is three ounces! I want to ask you what do you want to raise for ten ounces?

18.？ I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, it's not a funeral, what do you think?

19.？ If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please prepare a bridal chamber for me after dinner. ?

20.？ Mom, for the sake of White Snake and God of Wealth, can you go to my birthday party without wearing that skirt that almost exposes your whole breasts? I doubt that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Roasted suckling pig or fresh papaya or something.

Gu Yuan's classic quotations