A funny conversation suitable for two people to talk on the podium.

A: This cross talk comes from life, so as a cross talk actor, you should constantly study life. In fact, no matter what you do, you need to study your business carefully as long as you want to do it well. B: Yes, say whatever you want and shout whatever you sell! What did you say?/Sorry? B: Say whatever you want and drink whatever you sell. I'm very uncomfortable to hear that. B: Why? What does he have to say? Yes, you can say whatever you want. Did he do anything? B: No A: Thief! B: Huh? A: When did you see a bus leave the station and someone stood up in the carriage? Please introduce yourself. I am a thief, and I want to work here today. I hope you can cooperate. Hey, that lesbian, raise your hand, I stole your wallet. What does this mean? This is outrageous. Is being a thief a profession? A: Stealing professional households. I haven't heard of it. What does a formal job do? A: Oh, you have to shout what you sell. B: That's right. What do you sell? Is there anyone who doesn't shout? No. A: The urn seller. How did he find it? A: When did you see the urn seller shouting, "Hey, come and buy, come and see the urn exported to the domestic market. The small box has a lid and can hold photos. Hey, how about two, sir? " B: no A: Besides, there is no such shop after this village. You can't buy it until you're dead. B: Fuck you.

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