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a person of integrity

A few days ago, my son and I went to my brother's house in Foshan to visit my father. On my way back, I took a ride with my brother. Before getting on the bus, my brother said with a smile that he had called us a luxury car.

I don't know if it's the car or the driver's driving skills because I took a car that consumes electricity when I took a taxi. Sit down and feel that the car shop is pitted. The 40-minute drive makes me feel sick and almost want to throw up. I got on the bus this time and heard my brother say it was a luxury car with a smile. Although I know it's a joke, I think since my brother said so, this car should be very comfortable to sit in.

As soon as I got on the bus, I felt quite spacious inside. Probably because of the shadow of carsickness on the way, I instinctively told the driver if I could open the window a little. He said softly, "I have turned on the air conditioner." The voice was convincing. I gave a obedient "Oh" and smiled and said, "My brother said your car is a luxury car. You shouldn't sit there and get carsick. How much is this car? " The driver smiled generously and said, "The mid-range car is more than 300,000." Judging from his tone, I feel that this is a sincere person.

The car started, and I learned from the conversation with the driver that his home was in Foshan and his company was in Guangzhou, so I hitchhiked to earn some living expenses. I praised the driver for his good Mandarin and asked him where he came from. He said happily: "I am from the northeast, so Mandarin is relatively standard. Didn't Guangzhou people call mainlanders who came here to make money' fishing'? In other words, we came to Guangzhou to make money. In fact, Guangzhou also needs us outsiders to develop together. In fact, Guangzhou is also an inclusive city. As long as outsiders are willing to work hard, they can always have a place. Not afraid of not making money to eat. " I was deeply moved and responded with a smile: "You are absolutely right!" The words between us were so happily opened. ……

I remember this driver was quite talkative. I remember that he said that he was from a sales background, majored in management at university, and stayed in his hometown for ten years. He said, "Although I didn't earn much money in state-owned enterprises, I applied that set of useful working thinking methods to my entrepreneurship after I left. It's useful to think twice before you act. "

Chatting, what the driver said impressed me deeply: "I dare not say that I am a good person, because the standard of a good person is difficult to define." For example, if someone else drives impolitely and scratches my car, I will definitely give him a lecture. But I consider myself an honest man! "It makes me respect him. Sitting in the back, I noticed the driver. He is wearing a white hat. Judging from his hair and feet, he has a short crew cut. He looks young, but his words are so steady that I can't guess his actual age. So I asked him curiously if he was in his thirties. He turned around, smiled brightly and replied that he was seventy or forty years old. The son smiled and said, "I thought you were in your early thirties." I also smiled and said, "It seems that we are still the same age, and I am older. "

When the driver turned around, I saw that his eyes were not clear, but clear, bright and firm.

On the other hand, when the driver said that he was honest, he said this: "My wife once told me that her sister and brother-in-law wanted to invest in a project, so let my husband and wife look at it. It is better to invest together. So I went to see the boss. As the saying goes, the boss is sneaky, and he doesn't even look at me when chatting with me. His eyes are flickering and erratic. After chatting for a long time, I felt from his manners that his project was unreliable, and it was a Ponzi scheme with empty gloves and white wolves. So I came back and told my wife firmly: this project is unreliable and it is a Ponzi scheme. We can't invest money. How much money we earn is one thing. We should make good money! If you insist on voting, we are finished. My wife finally listened to me. Later, when I was having tea with her sister's house, I heard her sister say that the money was quilted ... "

A good sentence from hit the floor "We can't make improper money!"

The driver also said that when he was working with his business partner, he found that what he was doing was unreliable and didn't want to go along with it, so he quit and set up his own company.

This is a real man, an upright man!

I smiled curiously and asked the driver, "You, a Northeastern, have settled in Guangdong. Where did you find a woman to marry? " The talkative driver told me: "My wife is from Zhanjiang and studied art design." I smiled and said, "You found the right daughter-in-law in Zhanjiang. You are virtuous and gentle. Coincidentally, my parents are also from Zhanjiang. " The driver responded with a smile: "Yes. Zhanjiang is a livable city, the pace is not too fast, and people are frank and generous. Going to Zhanjiang to eat, drink and chat with my wife's relatives and friends feels like being in the northeast. I like my wife's frankness, although she is sometimes stubborn and doesn't completely listen to me. " I also smiled when I listened to it, because it happened that some friends from other provinces also said on WeChat that they liked my kindness and frankness, so we had a good chat.

Speaking of his wife's stubbornness, the driver said, "My wife is very literary. She once insisted on investing in a coffee shop somewhere in Erhai Lake, Yunnan. My sales background helped her analyze the market and felt that she could not make any money. I advised her not to invest. She wouldn't listen to me. After a few years, she earned and lost. " I smiled and said, "So you're not in a hurry to be with her this time? Last time she wanted to invest in a project with her sister and brother-in-law, you threatened to break up if she didn't listen to you. " The driver said seriously this time: "That's different. Investing in coffee shops in Yunnan is a sentimental thing. Although I know that she is determined to lose money, I will allow her to try and make mistakes. "

It seems that this is a man with principles and tolerance!

During the chat, the driver also talked to us about the party's centenary birthday celebration and the song "Without * * *, there would be no new China". I talked about doing a good job in fighting corruption, making people's lives stable, and having a stable and fair competition environment for doing business; I talked about my family's concern about medical care and education reform, benefiting the people and even the vast number of farmers have enjoyed medical insurance. Full of positive energy!

I sincerely said to the driver, "It's interesting to chat with you!" He also said with a smile: "Passengers who usually have a smooth ride are talking about how to make money. Not many people can chat with you so happily! "

I asked the driver in front of my child: "My child majored in computer in college and often teamed up with classmates to participate in computer competitions for college students. But now these young boys often stay up late and hang out on the internet together, which will hurt their liver and worry me. I want to hear your good suggestions. " The driver turned and looked at us. He smiled calmly and said, "When I was young, I didn't sleep all night. At my age, you told me not to stay up late. Can't afford it. It's up to the children to wake up. Parents should make some liver-protecting soup for their children. "

This is an open-minded and tolerant person.

It takes 40 minutes to drive, and I will be home soon before I know it. I happily said to the driver, "It's not carsick at all in your car!" What a smooth driving! Thank you for chatting with us all the way! "The driver smiled and said," I love chatting with guests. You won't get carsick after chatting, will you? "

It's always different to send you a thousand miles away. I finally got home. I feel that time has passed too fast and I haven't talked enough. My child and I happily thanked the driver and waved goodbye: "Have a safe trip!" The driver replied sincerely, "Thank you!"

This is a pleasant and interesting trip! This driver is a talkative, honest and upright person!

Along the way, I met many equally honest and lovely people. They are like the beautiful scenery in my life journey, which will always warm me in my heart and move forward firmly! Thank you for having you lovely people along the way!