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Fisherman goes to sea joke
There is a fisherman and his wife who live by the sea. The fisherman is very strange. Every day, he only catches two fish at the seaside as food for both of them. One evening, a businessman lived in a fisherman's house. As it was still dark, he took his fishing rod to the seaside to catch another fish for dinner. Because there is no fish left at home to entertain guests, businessmen also go fishing with fishermen. The businessman sitting next to the fisherman asked him if his life was ideal now. The fisherman replied that life is not rich, but this kind of life is very desirable! The businessman asked him if he wanted to live the life he longed for, and the fisherman replied, so the businessman said, naturally, why not catch more fish a day? The fisherman asked him what he wanted to do to catch more fish. Businessman answers: Catch more, and go to the market to sell tomorrow. The fisherman asked me what to do next after I sold it. The merchant replied that if they were sold out, they would come back for fishing nets and fishing boats; The fisherman asked me what to do next; The merchant replied that he caught a lot of fish at sea and came back to sell it. The fisherman asked me what to do next; The businessman replied that he would sell more fishing boats to catch more fish. The fisherman asked me what to do next; The businessman replied that he would use the money to sell some fishing boats to create more wealth. The fisherman asked me what to do next. Businessmen say that with wealth, you can get more people to start a bigger company; The fisherman asked me what to do next; Businessmen say that with more wealth, your company can compete with other companies and even acquire other companies; The fisherman asked me what to do next; The businessman said that when you monopolize all the markets, you can leave everything to a capable person. You can put a sum of money that you and your descendants can't spend in the bank, and then take it out slowly, so you don't have to worry about life in the future. The fisherman asked me what I should do next after all this. The businessman replied, then you can go back to the seaside and live the fishing life you yearn for! The fisherman replied, "Isn't that how I live now?" ? The businessman was lost in thought at this time. ..............
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