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Noodles and jiaozi's jokes
Jiaozi joked about noodles: "Look at you as thin as a stick."
Noodles sneered, "Don't you see that your belly is bulging like a frog?"
Jiaozi proudly said, "I have goods in my stomach."
Noodles proudly said, "I am who I am."
Jiaozi is full of joy: "Every time I celebrate the Spring Festival, people will think of me."
Noodles are extremely proud: "You only show your face a few times a year, and people think of me every day."
Jiaozi's voice is eight octaves high: "The more you cook, the softer it becomes, and it will become paste after a long time."
Noodles are tit for tat: "The more you cook, the worse it gets. After a long time, I won't recognize it. "
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