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Complete works of two-part allegorical sayings about horses
Second, horse racing on the railing-adventure
Third, the fierce horse raises its hoof-dadada.
Fourth, blind people ride blind horses-trespassing.
5. Forcing horses to eat ginger-imposed
Six, ponytail eggs-difficult
Seven, the horse line is soft-easy to slip.
Eight, the horse by the trough-don't worry about eating.
Nine, hot hoofed horse-leisure
Ten, iron horse-drawn sleeves-not reused
Eleven, Maguan-have a mouth but no heart
Twelve, the call on horseback-anecdotes
Thirteen, riding a horse to study-we'll see.
Fourteen, leaflets on the road-free.
Fifteen, the horse is tall and the horse is short-up and down.
Sixteen, the horse carrying a silver saddle-two matches.
Seventeen, begging on horseback-end early.
You don't need a whip to ride a horse-it's all about flattery
Nineteen, riding a horse to cut the stubble-the height of the stubble
Twenty, the soldiers and horses fell over the wall-the thief left.
Horse racing in the yard-always beating around the bush
Twenty-two, the wasp that fried the nest-it's too noisy
Twenty-three, the old buffalo pulls the carriage-it can't be decided.
Twenty-four, wild horse halter jump.
Twenty-five, horse plastering-effective.
26, flies in the manger-equip yourself.
Twenty-seven, riding a horse to eat tofu-sprinkle stuffing
Twenty-eight, riding a wooden bridge-it is difficult to turn back.
Twenty-nine, the second aunt riding a horse-public security; * * * Saddle
Thirty, a swift horse pulls a rake-overqualified.
Thirty-one, half a day horse racing in the cloud-leaked the clue
Thirty-two, tie the horse to catch the rabbit-fooling around
Thirty-three, goats and wild horses together-unsociable
Thirty-four, burning paper horse shop-will die sooner or later.
Thirty-five years old, robe, mandarin jacket and melon seed cap-the same old story.
Thirty-six, horseback bow-that's too much.
Thirty-seven, the horse's tail carries tofu-it can't be lifted.
Thirty-eight, horse manure is shiny-in a bag of bran
Thirty-nine, cow halter-copy mechanically
Forty, bee needles, scorpion tails-not to be taunted
Forty-one, riding a horse to carry a heavy burden-still on the horse
Forty-two, the teeth of poisonous snakes and the needles of wasps are all jumping.
Forty-three, mud horses pinch idols-no good heart
Forty-four, the jade emperor worried about horses-a big joke
Forty-five, Ma Daha is an accountant-all confused accounts.
Forty-six, Grandma Ma and Grandma-two points short.
Forty-seven, horseshoe nails to hair-fooling around.
Forty-eight, Masler played lanterns-according to shit; Court death
Forty-nine, Malaysia's coffee-intriguing
Fifty, talking on the phone on horseback-strange smell (riding)
Set a pole to catch wild horses-don't try to get close.
Fifty-two, take a girl to touch peanuts and beans-grab a lot.
53. Draw a horse on the wall-you can't ride it; Single pedal; Single gaze
Fifty-four, refer to the deer as a horse-don't look at the facts; Ignore the facts
Fifty-five, Ma Wuying cicada-it is difficult to fly back after flying out.
Fifty-six, riding a horse to eat bean bags-revealing the stuffing; Sprinkle stuffing
Fifty-seven, tofu sellers give clues-business is neither too big nor too small.
Fifty-eight, the dog's hoof hits the horse's paw-wrong number; Unable to match numbers.
Fifty-nine, the lame ride a blind horse-take care of each other; Coordinate with each other
Sixty, standing on the mountain watching horses fight-no kicking, no biting.
Take a toilet on a business trip-it stinks everywhere.
Sixty-two, Huang Ma in the axis of God of Wealth-painting in painting; Words are more meaningful than what they say.
Sixty-three, the horse looks in the mirror-long face; T-bridge; Look at these words
Sixty-four, horseshoe knife chopping wood shovel-leaking; be discreet (in speech)
Sixty-five, holding the chicken mother and running to Malaysia-the crotch is going to rot; It's going to rot
Sixty-six, the horse is stuck in the mud-can't pull out the hoof; Can't go wrong; I can't get my hooves out
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