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Complete works of two-part allegorical sayings about horses

First, Hou Cheng stole the horse-twice in vain.

Second, horse racing on the railing-adventure

Third, the fierce horse raises its hoof-dadada.

Fourth, blind people ride blind horses-trespassing.

5. Forcing horses to eat ginger-imposed

Six, ponytail eggs-difficult

Seven, the horse line is soft-easy to slip.

Eight, the horse by the trough-don't worry about eating.

Nine, hot hoofed horse-leisure

Ten, iron horse-drawn sleeves-not reused

Eleven, Maguan-have a mouth but no heart

Twelve, the call on horseback-anecdotes

Thirteen, riding a horse to study-we'll see.

Fourteen, leaflets on the road-free.

Fifteen, the horse is tall and the horse is short-up and down.

Sixteen, the horse carrying a silver saddle-two matches.

Seventeen, begging on horseback-end early.

You don't need a whip to ride a horse-it's all about flattery

Nineteen, riding a horse to cut the stubble-the height of the stubble

Twenty, the soldiers and horses fell over the wall-the thief left.

Horse racing in the yard-always beating around the bush

Twenty-two, the wasp that fried the nest-it's too noisy

Twenty-three, the old buffalo pulls the carriage-it can't be decided.

Twenty-four, wild horse halter jump.

Twenty-five, horse plastering-effective.

26, flies in the manger-equip yourself.

Twenty-seven, riding a horse to eat tofu-sprinkle stuffing

Twenty-eight, riding a wooden bridge-it is difficult to turn back.

Twenty-nine, the second aunt riding a horse-public security; * * * Saddle

Thirty, a swift horse pulls a rake-overqualified.

Thirty-one, half a day horse racing in the cloud-leaked the clue

Thirty-two, tie the horse to catch the rabbit-fooling around

Thirty-three, goats and wild horses together-unsociable

Thirty-four, burning paper horse shop-will die sooner or later.

Thirty-five years old, robe, mandarin jacket and melon seed cap-the same old story.

Thirty-six, horseback bow-that's too much.

Thirty-seven, the horse's tail carries tofu-it can't be lifted.

Thirty-eight, horse manure is shiny-in a bag of bran

Thirty-nine, cow halter-copy mechanically

Forty, bee needles, scorpion tails-not to be taunted

Forty-one, riding a horse to carry a heavy burden-still on the horse

Forty-two, the teeth of poisonous snakes and the needles of wasps are all jumping.

Forty-three, mud horses pinch idols-no good heart

Forty-four, the jade emperor worried about horses-a big joke

Forty-five, Ma Daha is an accountant-all confused accounts.

Forty-six, Grandma Ma and Grandma-two points short.

Forty-seven, horseshoe nails to hair-fooling around.

Forty-eight, Masler played lanterns-according to shit; Court death

Forty-nine, Malaysia's coffee-intriguing

Fifty, talking on the phone on horseback-strange smell (riding)

Set a pole to catch wild horses-don't try to get close.

Fifty-two, take a girl to touch peanuts and beans-grab a lot.

53. Draw a horse on the wall-you can't ride it; Single pedal; Single gaze

Fifty-four, refer to the deer as a horse-don't look at the facts; Ignore the facts

Fifty-five, Ma Wuying cicada-it is difficult to fly back after flying out.

Fifty-six, riding a horse to eat bean bags-revealing the stuffing; Sprinkle stuffing

Fifty-seven, tofu sellers give clues-business is neither too big nor too small.

Fifty-eight, the dog's hoof hits the horse's paw-wrong number; Unable to match numbers.

Fifty-nine, the lame ride a blind horse-take care of each other; Coordinate with each other

Sixty, standing on the mountain watching horses fight-no kicking, no biting.

Take a toilet on a business trip-it stinks everywhere.

Sixty-two, Huang Ma in the axis of God of Wealth-painting in painting; Words are more meaningful than what they say.

Sixty-three, the horse looks in the mirror-long face; T-bridge; Look at these words

Sixty-four, horseshoe knife chopping wood shovel-leaking; be discreet (in speech)

Sixty-five, holding the chicken mother and running to Malaysia-the crotch is going to rot; It's going to rot

Sixty-six, the horse is stuck in the mud-can't pull out the hoof; Can't go wrong; I can't get my hooves out