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Find a joke: Who is the parrot? Liquid converter

(check the gas! )

Lao Xia went to the bird market and found a parrot priced at 3 yuan money. He asked the seller, "Why is this parrot so cheap?" The seller replied, "My parrot is stupid! I've been teaching for a long time, and now I'll say ~ ~ "Who is it?" "Old summer thought, cheap anyway, I bought it.

When he got home at night, Lao Xia spent the whole night teaching the parrot to say other words, but in the morning, the parrot just said, "Who is it?" Lao Xia had to lock the door and go to work.

After a while, a gas collector came and knocked at the door. The parrot inside replied, "Who is it?"

Gas collector: "gas detector."

Parrot: "Who is it?"

"Check the gas."

"Who is it?"

"Check the gas."

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In the evening, Lao Xia came back. I saw a man lying on the ground in front of my house, foaming at the mouth. Lao Xia was surprised: "Hey! Who is this? " I heard the parrot answer, "gas inspector!" " “; lol; lol; lol;