Family jokes

Sister Wang signed up for a pole dancing class. After her husband found out, he asked her: "Are the fees high?" Sister Wang said: "The fees are not high, the monthly tuition is only 300 yuan." The husband shook his head and said, "I'm not asking about the tuition, I'm worried about the steel pipe. I heard that if you break a steel pipe, you will be charged 500 yuan!"

I am obviously a rich second generation, but I work to make money. Even though I can drive a luxury car, I squeeze into the subway every day. I could live in a luxury house, but I rented a rental house. I could eat at a roadside stall when I could have a luxurious meal. Life is so hard! This is the difference between me and Mingming!

The day before yesterday, my cousin failed in a blind date, and this blind date was the most unsuccessful of her more than thirty blind dates. Yesterday, I saw that she was still angry, so I took her to have her hairdressed. The two of us came to a newly opened hair salon and happened to meet the person my cousin had a blind date with yesterday. This was also the young man's first day at work, and then my cousin asked yesterday's blind date to have her hair done. An hour later, we both sent it back perfectly. After leaving, my cousin left him a bad review. Today we went to the hairdresser again, and my cousin specified that she wanted that boy to do her hair, but the barber said: "That boy was cut off yesterday."

My family has received a lot of things in the past few days. I was too lazy to eat the gifts, so my mother said to me: Neither your father nor I like to eat these things. If you have nothing to do, eat more! I was bored today, so I drank a can of eight-treasure porridge. Then my mother saw it and said: Look! Let me catch you! No food in the morning! Be hungry now! Should! Well, you are right! It all makes sense!

The eldest among the brothers in the family. When I was a kid, whenever I picked someone else's fruit secretly, my parents would beat me up if they found out. One time, my brother was caught stealing peaches from someone else's house, and he told my dad. My dad was very angry at the time, and he beat me up when he caught me eating peanuts. Just when I started to doubt my life, my dad turned his head and looked at my brother who was obviously stunned next to him and said: Don’t you dare to do it next time? My brother shook his head obediently and said he didn’t dare anymore

Grandma’s ears are not very good now that she is old, so she often can’t hear calls, but she likes to go square dancing, and every time her puppy They all followed her. As time went by, the puppy would start dancing whenever it heard square dancing music. Later, she changed her cell phone ringtone to square dancing music. As long as she saw the puppy suddenly dancing, she would know that there was a call. Now...