Essay about cross talk

B: Today we are going to tell you a cross talk.

A: Hey, let’s talk about a cross talk. (Lack of energy)

B: This cross talk is about traffic safety.

A: OK, traffic safety. (Lack of energy)

B: I asked you why you are so listless today.

A: Don’t mention it, it’s bad luck!

B: Come and listen.

A: Why is it so difficult to walk now?

B: What do you say?

A: I came to school two days ago. . , you know I walked to school myself, right?

B: This all sounds new. If you don’t do it yourself, what are you going to do?

A: I mean I walked to school.

B: Oh, you said walking is impossible.

A: As soon as I left the community gate, I got on the main road. .

B: Wait, why don’t you take the sidewalk?

A: I have to cross the road.

B: Oh, is there a crosswalk at the entrance of your community?

A: No.

B: That is a small road without crosswalks.

A: No, it’s a two-way six-lane road.

B: Then you are jaywalking! You have to follow the crosswalk lines.

A: Don’t you take a detour when walking on a crosswalk? That would take up too much shoes.

B: Look how lazy he is

A: As soon as I get on the road it becomes lively

B: Yeah

A: The road is busy with traffic and I can’t get through it

B: It’s the morning rush hour

A: Hey! I was so anxious that I almost took out my rice spoon and dug a tunnel!

B: Scared, he still has a short temper!

A: Not bad. A little guy came not far away. I saw an opportunity.

B: Little guy?

A: It’s not big. It’s only about ten meters long and weighs dozens of tons. It looks very cute. Its scientific name is bus.

B: Is this still young?

A: It’s slow! The one swaying and swaying came over (like a turtle crawling)

B: Is there a bus like that?

A: I’m not idle either, shall we rush? I held my breath and concentrated my energy, the energy sank into my Dantian, the clear energy rose, the turbid energy descended, the two energies were colorful, and the energy poured into the soles of my feet, and I rushed out with a single lunge.

B: Look at how exhausted the energy is.

A: One more lunge, haha...

B: It’s over,

A: Sitting on the ground.

B: Why are you sitting on the ground?

A: The bus suddenly braked and stopped half a meter in front of me. I was so frightened that my legs softened and I sat down on the ground.

B: Too many What a danger!

A: Danger? That's because the bus luckily didn't hit me.

B: What if it did?

A: If he dares to hit me, I will scold him!

B: That's all.

A: The bus driver is also hateful. He even came down and asked: "Kid, are you okay? Why are you jaywalking on the road! How dangerous!"

B: Yes!

A: I am so angry, thinking: If you don’t brake, can you scare me?

B: If they don’t brake, they will run over you

A: Hit me? Don't be afraid! You can crush my body, but not my soul

B: You are a fool enough

A: A taxi came next to you. As soon as the driver opened the door, kids, go Where, I’ll give it to you

B: I met an enthusiastic person

A: I’m still angry, I bared my teeth at that person (smile): I know, But I won’t tell you, guess what?

B: Are you making a guess?

A: He humbly asked me where to go? I have to deal with it!

B: What a mess

A: Hey, who can you help me and let me stand up first?

B: Still sitting down .

A: I finally crossed the road. Is it safe now? I took out my book

B: It’s quite easy to learn

A: What a good book! Four big words on the cover. .

B: Selected Tang Poems

A: Naruto

B: Oh, animation book

A: I’ll go on my way Watching at the same time

B: That’s dangerous

A: It’s okay, it’s even more dangerous if my mother finds out while watching at home

B: Watching secretly.

A: This chapter is particularly exciting. Sasuke and Naruto fight, and the sky becomes dark and the sun and the moon change color. Just when Sasuke was about to use Raikiri, the Raikiri hit me on the head with a bang!

B: Missed?

A: I hit the electric pole.

B: Yes

A: At that moment I deeply realized that food is the most important thing for the people

B: How to say

A: I just missed half of the sesame seeds for breakfast, and I was so hungry that my eyes were filled with stars!

B: Are you hungry? It was a collision

A: It hurts me so much, (singing) (Huaer Band Butterfly Flying Tune) Tears fly...

B: This is really a serious collision. , I say you should really pay attention to traffic safety next time, otherwise it will be too late if something serious happens

A: Who said otherwise! That night when I got home, there was a car accident reported on TV. A middle school student jaywalked on the road and was hit by a car.

B: Really?

A: The scene was so tragic that there were so many books all over the place. , and shoes. There is another person lying like this (turning his back to make an S shape)

B: Don’t learn from me, it’s miserable enough.

A: Seeing this made me grit my teeth and stamp my feet.

B: Be prepared to obey the traffic rules

A: Change the channel.

B: Go to hell! Agree 1 | Comment and report | 2011-5-2 17:25 Chunge lch | Level 2

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Let me talk about my feelings about the two cross talk performances. Generally speaking, they were pretty good. However, this week was not as good as last week. The jokes were a bit old, the baggage was neither crisp nor crisp, and some of them were even not enjoyable at all. If you heard it last week, you probably all remember "The richest man in Sanhe - his family's money is enough to buy a house in Sanhe", "The child overturned the bamboo basket when he was catching the week, and the child's grandmother said that the child can be a doctor when he grows up. "Chengguan" and other baggage, and it makes people think about it from time to time after listening to it. After listening to this week's jokes, I didn't seem to remember anything. On the way home, we talked about why cross talk doesn’t make people laugh or why cross talk nowadays is not easy to talk about. I think there are several reasons.

Modern information is too advanced. I just saw another netizen’s post saying that the joke is too old. I have basically heard it before. I feel the same way. One of the important reasons is that modern society has developed information, and all kinds of interesting jokes and jokes can quickly become popular online, in print media, and on television and radio. It is really not easy for crosstalk actors to figure out a few things that others have never heard of.

The basic skills of actors still need to be improved. Firstly, most of the vocals are played by people, and some of the singers are not very good at it. If you can’t become proficient in singing, what else can make people laugh? The second is that the actor's ability to control the scene is not perfect. The actors' performances in several jokes are too exaggerated and a bit hoarse. I remember He Yunwei once said when he was doing a show that all crosstalk actors with extremely loud voices and fast speech are in their hearts. There is no bottom line, hoping to attract the audience with sound, but often it can only backfire. Most famous cross talk artists are elegant and light-hearted in their performance.

Too much vulgar content. Almost every one of yesterday's programs made fun of their parents' hometown. It's not impossible to say this, but one or two is okay. If every program included it, it would be boring.

I don’t know what other people think, but I don’t think it’s very interesting to joke about my parents’ hometown. Even if you want to use this as a baggage, you have to be more clever. It's really not funny to just do it for nothing.