Junior two English jokes

be

you

evening

for

school

each

Good morning.

Johnny: Every one.

time

I

come

arrive

this

Corner,

a

road sign

Said, "School.

go to

Slow "

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late every morning? "

Johnny: "Every time I come to the corner, a street sign says: School-Go slow!

2. Teacher: When

be

this

the best

time

arrive

choose

this

apple

from

this

Trees?

Student: When?

this

Night watchman

be

no

There.

Teacher: When is the best time to pick apples from the tree?

Student: When the administrator is away.

3.tom: What?

be

you

do

Now?

Mike: Me.

be

Including ...

this

Stars.

Tom: It

be

dark

Now count

they

tomorrow

Good morning.

Tom: What are you doing?

Mike: I'm counting stars.

Tom: Now.

It's dark. Count it tomorrow morning.