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What's the experience of having a girlfriend who can't cook?

What's the experience of having a girlfriend who can't cook? For many boys, it should still feel great. At least I have a girlfriend! It's not single dog anymore!

A joke that was particularly popular on the Internet a few years ago was that when he was a child, when he told his mother that he was hungry, her mother would gently say, "Son, wait, mom will cook for you!" " When telling dad that he is hungry, dad will say, "Come on, son, dad will take you to the restaurant!" " "But if you tell your girlfriend that you are hungry, she will lie lazily on the sofa and reply to you:" Me too! " "

Therefore, if you have a girlfriend who can't cook, you should get up early in the morning to make breakfast for her, at noon you should give her some good takeout or remind her to remember to eat, and at night you should take her to eat what she wants. In short, you will soon find that you have eaten all the restaurants next door, those facing the street, or those that are particularly hidden. If one day you suddenly have the idea of cooking fried pork with green beans, your girlfriend will definitely praise you for the delicious fried pork with green beans!

But in fact, as long as you love her enough, what does it matter whether you can cook or not? Can't you cook? What a big deal! There is no need to wash dishes at home. After dinner, two people walked hand in hand in the park. How romantic they are in the dim light ~ ~ ~ There are snacks in the refrigerator at home, so don't worry about the problem that no one eats leftovers. If one day she wants to learn, she can also watch her busy working and cooking for you. So cute ~ ~ ~

I like her, not to find someone to cook for me, and she is not a nanny, as long as I can order a takeaway when I am hungry!