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Joke du fu
Du Fu, who experienced the Anshi Rebellion, was lucky to survive. When he is old, he will go to his uncle. When the ship was sailing to Leiyang, there was a sudden flood. So Du Fu was trapped on the river and couldn't walk. Neither continue to drive nor go back. To make matters worse, all the food on board was eaten up. Du Fu is dizzy and hungry. Fortunately, this matter was known by Leiyang county magistrate. The county magistrate immediately sent a rescue team to rescue Du Fu from his predicament and ordered his men to send him roast beef and white wine.
Who knows, Du Fu ate too much and finally died. Du Fu, who hadn't eaten enough for many days, saw such delicious food and immediately began to gobble up his stomach. It is very dangerous to overeat immediately when you are hungry for a few days. The digestive organs in the human body can't bear it, and they can't work for a while. Besides, Du Fu is old and in poor health. Guo Moruo, a historian, speculated that because it was summer at that time, food would rot easily if it was kept for a long time. Du Fu died of food poisoning after eating bad beef.
There are thousands of houses in Ande Guangsha, which makes all the poor people in the world very happy. The wind and rain are calm as a mountain. Alas, when I suddenly saw this house in front of me, my family froze to death alone. ? What a pity that Du Fu, who cares about his country and people, has disappeared in this world! If he hadn't suffered this misfortune, he should have been able to create more popular poems for us.
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