How tall is Napoleon?

The following is one of his stories: Who dares to be taller than the emperor?

Napoleon was less than 1.7 meters tall and was most afraid of being called short.

One day, he wanted to take a book from the shelf. Because the book was too high for him to reach, he asked someone to bring him a stool.

At this time, a general who happened to be present said, "Your Majesty, there is no need to lift the stool. Let me help you with it, because I am better than you. "

Tall man. "

"You mean you are longer than me?" Napoleon immediately corrected it.

Someone should be punished. Someone showed Napoleon a poem, saying it was an allusion to the emperor. He suggested that the emperor severely punish this matter.

The author of this poem.

"If you want to be punished," Napoleon replied coldly, "you should be punished, not the author, because you said I was with poetry.

It says the same thing. "

Others resent Napoleon for spreading rumors that he secretly learned the code of conduct from Talm.

Fan, because he doesn't sit or stand, he is often at a loss.

After learning such rumors, Napoleon deliberately approached Talm at a grand party and loudly said:

"I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, dear teacher. You taught me to sit firmly on the throne of the emperor and hold it firmly.

Mace "

I don't read newspapers. Napoleon likes reading newspapers every morning when he has a haircut and shaves. But I mainly read English and German newspapers.

Paper is not interested in French newspapers at all. Asked why he did this, he replied, "It was published in a newspaper in China.

Lucy, this is all based on my will. "

Make fools happy Napoleon fought for years and brought famine and disaster to France. In order to divert the attention of public opinion, he established

Every 10 years, various special prizes for science and literature are awarded.

In order to win the prize, French intellectuals launched a fierce struggle and even formed opposing sects and camps.

The newspaper also published articles to incite, adding fuel to the fire.

This situation makes ordinary readers very happy, but Napoleon himself is the happiest. One day, Napoleon asked the navigator

Bu Urville: "What do you think of these struggles?" Bu Ulville replied, "In ancient times, wild animals were allowed to fight to make smart people drive."

Heart, now it is to make smart people quarrel and make fools happy. "(in French," beast "and" fool "are the same.

Words. Who is the fainting officer Once, Napoleon wanted to check whether a colonel fainted, so he suddenly came up to him and asked him questions.

As fast as a barrage: "How many people are there in your group?" " 1225!" The colonel speaks faster than he does.

"How many of them were injured?" " 13 10!" The colonel answered as quickly as lightning.

"Great!" Napoleon was very satisfied with his quick response and accurate figures, but he didn't realize his mistake.

After Napoleon was defeated by Russia, it was not the last Napoleon who spent the night at Odin Castle in Chino, Molodi. Before he left, he was at

His name was engraved on a stone in his room: "Napoleon I."

A few days later, Russian general Kutuzov came here with his pursuers. Still in the same room. He met Napoleon.

Two words were added to the title, making it "the last time of Napoleon I."

Kutuzov, though unpredictable, was wrong this time. Because after Napoleon, there are Napoleon II and Hannah.

Bronn III.