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My girlfriend was scared by bugs. How can I persuade her now?

Then when your girlfriend, at work or in life, encounters feelings of loss and fear, you can also comfort her: You are fine! Of course, everything can't be 100% good, so look at the other person's face and use this sentence with caution. The more depressed you are. A casual sentence can make people feel grateful.

Good news, today is a long summer. According to the calendar, the weather is getting hotter and hotter, and everything has grown up since then. But you may not expect that you will also have bad news: the insects in the south are getting stronger and stronger. The bugs in the south are getting bigger and bigger. According to my observation, many northerners have been scared to death.

They are in Guangzhou, and they would rather return to work as soon as possible in order to avoid huge moths. They were in Sichuan, worried that there would always be tricky bugs to kill me, so they chose to go north overnight. As a big man in Northeast China, I often laugh at southerners: I have never seen snow or bathed, and I want to run when I see enthusiastic Northeasters.

I didn't understand the greatness of southerners until a big cockroach rushed to my forehead. Northerners cried and screamed, but southerners laughed: "Such a big child is still afraid of cockroaches." Come on, friends in the south, you can laugh at us today: in the face of bugs in the south, the northeast people collectively surrendered.