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The world has changed, and today's Dalian football has changed beyond recognition. I think that Dalian football, which was riding in the dust, gradually left us, and that kind of talented deep blue may only be found in our memory. The world has changed, and there is a shortage of football talents in Dalian. What can Dalian football do if all young faces are only worthy of famous shooters in the past? Can Hong lead Dalian out of the trough? The answer is no, no! It's not that Xu Hong is not easy. Even if Sir Alex Ferguson, Professor Wenger and crazy Mourinho come, there is nothing Dalian Football can do. Now that Dalin is terminally ill, Hua Tuo is almost near-re-embodiment, and it is difficult to come back to life. In the heyday of Dalian football, the late Liaozu coach Wang Hongli once famously said: "My mother-in-law took Dalian team, and Dalian team can also win the championship!" This is a joke. Now I really miss Dalian at that time! The combination of three generations, Mazhuang elite soldiers, three lines of talent. Happy Dalian fans! Don't fantasize, let Shandong fans see that they will laugh at the details of Dalian football again. The world has changed, and Dalian has made the same mistakes as Liaozu. Liaoning football, the most brilliant synonym of China football, is now miserable, life is worse than death, and the old lady celebrates the New Year-year after year. The reason is no money! In 2006, the value of all the members of Liaoning team was not as high as that of Shandong Zheng Zhigao, pitiful! On the contrary, Xu Ming, the owner of Dalian Football, has money! Ranked in the forefront of Forbes list every year. Dalian football made his company make a fortune, but he burned the bridge for Dalian football and tightened the money supply. Wang Jianlin of Wanda is not from Dalian, but from Sichuan. As a Sichuanese, I am generous to Dalian football. Why is this? (Little Shenyang intonation) As wealthy businessmen, why is there such a big gap? Chen Jing, a team reporter from Dalian, once reported that Xu Ming invested 60 million yuan in Dalian football in 2008. 60 million, is that a lot? How did Dalian football almost get relegated? It is estimated that Xu Ming bribed the team reporter of Dalian team. In this year's "Interpretation Gate" incident, Zhu Jun may be as full of nonsense and bullying as Xu Ming was last year. Alas, what a word "money"! The world has changed, and the national derby lost to Dalian. Since the professionalization of football in China, Dalian has never been lacking in the national derby. Words such as "Shanghai strives for hegemony", "Radby" and "Shanghai Derby" have been filled with newspapers, internet and media for more than ten years. As a result, some people were jealous and threw out "Dalian football dominates, which is the sorrow of China football!" Argument! After several years of practice, it has been proved that the national derby without Dalian is a great misfortune for China football. Dalian football does not seek hegemony, which is the sorrow of China football! The world has changed, and Dalian will be relegated. Yesterday, Tao Wei of CCTV-5 explained that "Dalian's task this year is still relegation!" This sentence makes me uncomfortable no matter how I listen to it! I really don't want to accept this statement. "Dalian", a word closely connected with "champion", has just entered the third round of the league, but it has been mentioned by CCTV commentators as "relegation". Dalian Football is really ashamed of the word "Dalian" now. Now we don't want to accept "demotion", we must pick it up. Dalian is not the football giant in China, but Luneng. Dalian is now a weak team, and relegation is the hottest this year. The champion of the year is the most popular this year. The world has really changed! The world has changed, and Dalian football has changed, becoming sad and unknown; The world has changed, so has football in China. Turned into a fish pit, a fourth-rate player in Asia!