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After Li Laohan was forced to wash his daughter-in-law's close-fitting clothes, his daughter-in-law seemed to be a different person. what do you think?
This is what Ma Rong often says to his father-in-law. Neighbors have long been numb to this, dare to be angry and dare not speak. Because Ma Rong is famous in the village, no one dares to provoke him. Neighbors pity old man Li, but there is nothing they can do.
Li Laohan is 65 years old this year. Because his wife died early, he brought up the ingot alone. In order to earn more money, he often ran more than ten miles, so he also left many old injuries. He worked hard all his life and finally solved his son's lifelong event. Li Laohan thought that he had finally come to an end, but he didn't know that his daughter-in-law would do this to him.
When I first got married, my daughter-in-law was quite filial. At that time, neighbors praised Li Laohan for his hard life and finally got through it. Later, in order to make a living, Yuanbao decided to go to big cities to earn more money. Only Li Laohan and his wife are left at home.
Li Laohan is busy with farm work every day, and his daughter-in-law has nothing to do at home alone. He plays mahjong with several people in the village every day. Then, when Li Laohan came home from farm work, he was startled by his daughter-in-law's voice: What are you doing sitting there? It's noon, don't hurry to cook. Li Laohan didn't dare to neglect, so he cooked quickly, because he had learned the skill of a daughter-in-law and began to scold.
After Li Laohan cooked the meal, he took it to the living room for his wife to eat. He went back to the kitchen and squatted in the kitchen to eat. After dinner, he will clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and his daughter-in-law will go out to play mahjong.
When he left, he said to Li Laohan, "Old deathlessly, my clothes are in the house. Don't forget to wash in the future. " . He left before Li Laohan could answer.
Li Laohan came to the bedroom and found his wife's close-fitting clothes besides his coat, which made Li Laohan feel embarrassed, but in order not to let others see the joke, he picked up the clothes and washed them.
This is Li Laohan's daily life. Li Laohan's most leisure time was the days when his son Yuanbao came back, because his daughter-in-law Ma Rong became very diligent and filial in those days.
After several years of marriage, Ma Rong's stomach has never moved. They also went to the hospital, and all the tests were fine. They are all in a hurry. Yuanbao stayed at home for half a year and then went out to earn money.
Li Laohan resumed his old busyness.
One night, Ma Rong had a dream: a virtual shadow could not see a person's face clearly, only a pinch of white beard could be seen. The man in the dream said that the reason why you were not pregnant for so long was God's punishment for you, but I remembered Li Jiazu's virtue and sent me to wake you up. If you are stubborn again, you will be condemned by heaven. Say that finish, virtual shadow disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Ma Rong woke up from a dream, but he couldn't remember the words in the dream. The whole person has changed. She began to take the initiative to do housework, help Li Laohan do farm work, and never play mahjong again, as if she were a different person.
Later, Yuanbao decided to rent a store in the town to do business. Strangely, a month after Yuanbao came back, Ma Rong was pregnant. Yuanbao was very happy, and Li Laohan grinned, but only Ma Rong knew that it was all because of that dream.
Later, Li Laohan moved to the town with his son. ........
Pregnant
People are doing, the sky is watching, and Zhu Dexiao comes first. Whether out of human nature or heaven, it is our human nature to be filial to our parents.
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