Please tell a few jokes.

Lao Zheng was lying dying in his hospital bed, and his wife Xiao Chan was sitting by the bed, holding his hand, tears streaming down her face and mumbling prayers. Laozheng opened his weak eyes and looked at Xiao Zhan. He opened his pale lips and whispered.

"Dear Xiao Chan, ..."

Shaw war rubbed his mouth. "You're tired! Sleep quietly and don't talk! 」

Lao Zheng said feebly, "But I have something to confess to you! 」

"There is nothing to say! You are tired, you'd better have a good sleep! " Xiaochan sobbed and said.

"no! Don't! Don't! I must repent, and I will die peacefully. I once slept with your sister, your best friend, and your best friend's friend. 」

Xiao Zhan sobbed softly: "I know, that's why I want to poison you!" " 」