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A light and interesting opening remark (humorous rhyming opening remark)

Humorous rhyming prologue The host's prologue is humorous.

What should the speaker do if he is nervous during the campaign? Can't you talk in front of the audience sweating like a pig? Of course not! So what's a good way to relieve such nervousness? That is to make everyone laugh with a humorous opening remark. Everyone laughs, so what's there to be nervous about?

Humorous opening remarks of campaign speeches, laughing for less than ten years!

Part one: Humorous prologue of campaign speech.

Dear leaders and colleagues,

I am very happy and honored to give you a work report.

First of all, I sincerely thank the training of the organization and the trust of the leaders. Over the years, organizations and leaders have given considerable affirmation to my work. Secondly, I feel honored and willing to work with you. As the saying goes, it takes ten years to get things done through thick and thin. It takes decades to practice, which shows that we are all destined for each other, so I must cherish the opportunity to work together.

Beginning 2: Humorous prologue of campaign speech

Dear judges and colleagues, hello!

Today, I have the honor to stand on the podium and take part in the competition for department-level leadership positions to meet the challenge. This is an opportunity brought to me by institutional reform. Three years ago, like many competitors, I once stood in this same place and participated in a speech on the competition for the position of deputy. In the past three years, I have kept my promise, worked hard, studied hard and studied hard. I can say with a clear conscience that I have lived up to the high hopes placed on me by the party group and comrades of the Bureau. Over the past three years, I have also been fortunate to get the care and help of leaders and colleagues. I would like to take this opportunity to express my heartfelt thanks to all the leaders and colleagues who care, support and help me.

The third part: Humorous prologue of campaign speech.

Dear leaders and judges,

Hello everyone!

Today, I am deeply honored and excited to stand here and participate in the competition for the deputy position of * * Bank. First of all, thank the leaders for giving me an opportunity to show myself, and thank my colleagues for their support and help! As a person full of love and loyalty to the banking industry, I should stand up and accept the choice of the organization.

Beginning 4: Humorous prologue of campaign speech

Dear leaders and colleagues,

Hello everyone!

Here, I participate in the competition for the post of general manager of the sub-branch with an ordinary mind. First of all, I would like to thank the branch leaders for creating this fair competition opportunity for us! This competition is not only for being an official, but also for responding to the call of personnel system reform and realizing one's life value if possible.

Top five: humorous opening remarks of campaign speeches

Dear leading comrades,

Hello everyone!

At this moment, I can go on stage as a player and show myself to everyone. I am both excited and nervous. Excited because I was lucky enough to catch up with the good opportunity of fair competition, nervous because I was afraid of negative leadership and high hopes from my comrades. But in any case, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to the bureau party Committee for this wise and courageous decision! And take this opportunity to express my deep gratitude to all the leaders and comrades who care about and support me! For the understanding of competitive recruitment, I think the successful practice of competitive recruitment of xx units under the Bureau has been answered, and the gratifying situation of all rivers running into the sea is the most powerful proof. In this regard, I agree with both hands. Second, we must actively participate. The position I want to compete for is the deputy position of the business department.

0 1 Dear students and teachers, it's time for us to relax again. I hope music can wash your heart and enrich your soul. Let's meet in music (the music is playing. ......................................................................................................................

On this colorful day, we ushered in the X campus concert of our school.

In concert activities, students hold high the sails of wisdom, soar with their thoughts, express their feelings, have youthful melodies, show their skills, explore scientifically, embody perseverance and fly poetically. ...

On a snowy winter night, we stepped on the moonlight and turned the long-buried expectation into the joy of reunion today.

Hello, everyone, I am very happy to be the guest host of this competition. First of all, I would like to thank the leaders and colleagues for their support and students' participation. Today, I hope my friends will open your hearts and release your excitement. Let me share your wisdom and humor and share the happiness of this fate.