Seeking English humorous stories

Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with the storyteller: three little pigs and their mother.

Their mother. Tintin lives with Dongdong. Dingding and Dongdong

Dong is brother pig. They are very pig's brothers. They are lazy. male

Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. Children eat and sleep all day. Longlong islands

Longlong is the smallest pig. She helps her mother all day.

Working all day. She helps her mother with the housework.

Do housework.

Mother pig: You have grown up. You must let mother pig: you have grown up, you have to

Your own house. Build yourself a room.

Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. Goodbye, children. Go and build a room.

Be careful of that wolf. Watch out for wolves.

Pig: Yes, Mom. Goodbye. Three little pigs: OK, Mom. Goodbye.

Wolf: I'm hungry. Look! Three little pigs Wolf: I'm hungry. Look, three little pigs can.

Have dinner. Hmm. Cook my delicious meal.

Sister Pig: Brothers, what are you doing? Sister Pig: Brother, what are you doing?

Ding Ding: I'm building a house with leaves. Tintin: I'm building a house with leaves.

Dongdong: I am building a house with branches. Dongdong: I am building a house with branches.

Sister Pig: But the leaves are not strong. Sister pig: But the leaves are not strong. There are no branches.

The stick is not strong either. Strong.

Brother Pig: Yes, we know. But it's simple. Brother Pig: We know. But it's simple.

What are you doing, sis? What are you doing?

Sister pig: I'm building a house with bricks. Sister pig: I'm building a house with bricks.

Brother Pig: Bricks! That's hard. Brother Pig: It's too difficult to build with bricks.

Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. Sister pig: I know, but the bricks are very strong.

……

Brother Pig: Oh, we are finished. Let's have Brother Pig: Oh, we're done. Let's fight

Take a nap. Take a nap.

Sister pig: My house is finished. My pig sister: My family is finished, my family is finished.

Is strong. It's strong.

Wolf: Little pigs. Piglets. Open your wolf: piggy, piggy, open the door!

Door!

Brother pig: No. No, go away. Brother Pig: No, no. Go away.

Wolf: It's very simple. Branches and leaves Wolf: It's too simple. Branches and leaves

Not strong. None of them are strong.

Storyteller: The wolf blew down the house. Storyteller: The wolf blew down the house. , Dong

Ding Ding and Dong go to the east of Longlong's house.

Go to Longlong's house.

Brother Pig: Help! Help! Brother Pig: Help! Help!

Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. Wolf: Stop, you two little pigs.

Brother Pig: Sister, open the door. Brother Wolf Pig: Sister, open the door quickly. The wolf is coming,

Let me in. Let us in.

Longlong: Please come in. Don't worry. Longlong: Come in. Don't worry, mine.

My house is very strong. This house is very strong.

Wolf: Where did they go? Oh, they are wolves: where did they go? Oh, they

Here you are. Piggy, piggy, it's open. Pig head, knock on the door

Door! Open.

Three pigs: No. Go away. You bad wolf. Three little pigs: no, no. Go away.

You evil wolf.

Wolf: I blew it down. Wolf: I blew it down.

Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows and blows all the time.

Blow and blow. But the house is strong.

Very strong.

Wolf: I'll hit it. oh Wolf: I want to knock it down. Oh!

Longlong: Let's boil the water. Longlong: Let's boil the water.

Brother Pig: OK. Brother Pig: OK.

Wolf: Oh, oh! It's very hot. It's very hot. Wolf: Oh! Oh! Very hot, very hot.

Three pigs: Long live! The wolf is dead. Three little pigs: OK! The wolf is dead, the wolf is dead.

The wolf is dead

Storyteller: After that, Tintin and Dong-Storyteller: After that, Tintin and Dong.

Dong and Longlong work hard together. Work hard with Longlong.

They work and play together. They work and play together.

The scene of this short play can be changed according to the situation. There are many people, so it is better to have a humorous classmate to perform.

Napoleon and his soldiers (I can't remember the word Napoleon)

The soldiers lined up neatly.

M: Pay attention. (Stand at attention) Turn right/left. Time is fast, move on! (brisk walking) (whistling)

Stop. Turn right/left (standing). At ease! (at ease) Miss! (dissolution)

(in the dormitory)

Ss: Come on! (cheers)

(The monitor pushes the door and a new soldier comes in)

M: Hello! Everyone! This is Sam. He is a Swede. He joined us today. Let's pay

Give him a warm welcome!

Ss: Welcome! Welcome to visit! (shake hands and clap shoulders, but he shakes his head)

M: He doesn't know French at all.

Ss: What a pity!

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Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with the storyteller: three little pigs and their mother.

Their mother. Tintin lives with Dongdong. Dingding and Dongdong

Dong is brother pig. They are very pig's brothers. They are lazy. male

Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. Children eat and sleep all day. Longlong islands

Longlong is the smallest pig. She helps her mother all day.

Working all day. She helps her mother with the housework.

Do housework.

Mother pig: You have grown up. You must let mother pig: you have grown up, you have to

Your own house. Build yourself a room.

Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. Goodbye, children. Go and build a room.

Be careful of that wolf. Watch out for wolves.

Pig: Yes, Mom. Goodbye. Three little pigs: OK, Mom. Goodbye.

Wolf: I'm hungry. Look! Three little pigs Wolf: I'm hungry. Look, three little pigs can.

Have dinner. Hmm. Cook my delicious meal.

Sister Pig: Brothers, what are you doing? Sister Pig: Brother, what are you doing?

Ding Ding: I'm building a house with leaves. Tintin: I'm building a house with leaves.

Dongdong: I am building a house with branches. Dongdong: I am building a house with branches.

Sister Pig: But the leaves are not strong. Sister pig: But the leaves are not strong. There are no branches.

The stick is not strong either. Strong.

Brother Pig: Yes, we know. But it's simple. Brother Pig: We know. But it's simple.

What are you doing, sis? What are you doing?

Sister pig: I'm building a house with bricks. Sister pig: I'm building a house with bricks.

Brother Pig: Bricks! That's hard. Brother Pig: It's too difficult to build with bricks.

Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. Sister pig: I know, but the bricks are very strong.

……

Brother Pig: Oh, we are finished. Let's have Brother Pig: Oh, we're done. Let's fight

Take a nap. Take a nap.

Sister pig: My house is finished. My pig sister: My family is finished, my family is finished.

Is strong. It's strong.

Wolf: Little pigs. Piglets. Open your wolf: piggy, piggy, open the door!

Door!

Brother pig: No. No, go away. Brother Pig: No, no. Go away.

Wolf: It's very simple. Branches and leaves Wolf: It's too simple. Branches and leaves

Not strong. None of them are strong.

Storyteller: The wolf blew down the house. Storyteller: The wolf blew down the house. , Dong

Ding Ding and Dong go to the east of Longlong's house.

Go to Longlong's house.

Brother Pig: Help! Help! Brother Pig: Help! Help!

Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. Wolf: Stop, you two little pigs.

Brother Pig: Sister, open the door. Brother Wolf Pig: Sister, open the door quickly. The wolf is coming,

Let me in. Let us in.

Longlong: Please come in. Don't worry. Longlong: Come in. Don't worry, mine.

My house is very strong. This house is very strong.

Wolf: Where did they go? Oh, they are wolves: where did they go? Oh, they

Here you are. Piggy, piggy, it's open. Pig head, knock on the door

Door! Open.

Three pigs: No. Go away. You bad wolf. Three little pigs: no, no. Go away.

You evil wolf.

Wolf: I blew it down. Wolf: I blew it down.

Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows and blows all the time.

Blow and blow. But the house is strong.

Very strong.

Wolf: I'll hit it. oh Wolf: I want to knock it down. Oh!

Longlong: Let's boil the water. Longlong: Let's boil the water.

Brother Pig: OK. Brother Pig: OK.

Wolf: Oh, oh! It's very hot. It's very hot. Wolf: Oh! Oh! Very hot, very hot.

Three pigs: Long live! The wolf is dead. Three little pigs: OK! The wolf is dead, the wolf is dead.

The wolf is dead

Storyteller: After that, Tintin and Dong-Storyteller: After that, Tintin and Dong.

Dong and Longlong work hard together. Work hard with Longlong.

They work and play together. They work and play together.

The scene of this short play can be changed according to the situation. There are many people, so it is better to have a humorous classmate to perform.

Napoleon and his soldiers (I can't remember the word Napoleon)

The soldiers lined up neatly.

M: Pay attention. (Stand at attention) Turn right/left. Time is fast, move on! (brisk walking) (whistling)

Stop. Turn right/left (standing). At ease! (at ease) Miss! (dissolution)

(in the dormitory)

Ss: Come on! (cheers)

(The monitor pushes the door and a new soldier comes in)

M: Hello! Everyone! This is Sam. He is a Swede. He joined us today. Let's pay

Give him a warm welcome!

Ss: Welcome! Welcome to visit! (shake hands and clap shoulders, but he shakes his head)

M: He doesn't know French at all.

Ss: What a pity!

One day, a soldier came running in a panic.

A. monitor! Monitor!

What's the matter with you?

I heard that Napoleon will be here in a month.

Man: What should we do?

B: I heard that N often asks three questions. And are usually sequential. first

One is "How old are you?" . The second question is "How long have you been a member?

Amry？ The third question is, "Have you participated in either of my two campaigns? "

Except Sam, we are all fine. He doesn't know French. what

Let's get started.

B.i have an idea. From now on, all of us will teach him three questions

Any time.

Ss: Good!

Various occasions:

Sleep: A: Sam. How old are you?

Sam: 2 1. Sir!

How long have you been in the army?

Sam: Three years, sir!

Did you take part in either of my two activities?

Sam: Both, sir!

Eat: B: Sam. How old are you?

Sam: 2 1. Sir!

How long have you been in the army?

Sam: Three years, sir!

B: Have you participated in either of my two elections?

Sam: Both, sir!

Running: C: Sam. How old are you?

Sam: 2 1. Sir!

How long have you been in the army?

Sam: Three years, sir!

C: Have you participated in either of my two elections?

Sam: Both, sir!

.....

Ss: We think it's no problem at all.

A: (in a panic) n is coming.

(All soldiers stand at attention)

Hello! Everyone. How are you?

Ss: ok. Thank you! Sir!

Sam was shivering, which attracted Napoleon's attention.

N: (walks up to him) Well, how long have you been in the army?

Sam: 2 1. sir

N: (very surprised) How old are you?

Sam: (very confident) 3. Sir.

(angrily) You are here, or I will go crazy! ! ! !

Sam: (smug) Both. Sir! ! !

Ss: Oh, my God! ! !

The soldiers were disappointed.