What joke is short and funny?

1: An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your breasts grow on your back?" The camel said, "stay away, I don't talk to things with dicks on my face!" " "The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel. The elephant turned to the snake and said, "Laugh! You have a face on your penis, you are not qualified! "

2. Kangaroos and frogs fuck chickens. The kangaroo finished it with three strokes and two strokes, and only listened to the frog next door all night. One, two, three. Hey! I envy the package sd mouse. The next day, the kangaroo said, "Wow! ~ ~ Brother Frog, you are great! . "The frog said," Fuck, I didn't jump on the bed all night! " ~~"

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One day, mosquitoes and mantis went to peek at a woman taking a bath. Mosquito proudly said: you see, I stabbed her chest twice ten years ago, and now it is so swollen; Mantis said unconvinced, what's the matter? I cut her between her legs ten years ago, and now she is bleeding every month. ...

4. A poor scholar studied hard and wrote a couplet in front of the door to encourage himself. The first couplet reads:' sleep in the thatched cottage and type', the second couplet reads:' lie down and play the flute', and the second couplet reads:' I am willing to listen to my destiny'. One day, a Henan man passed by and was curious to see this couplet. He read aloud in his hometown dialect: "Who did my ass?" ,' I told him to make it hurt' ... Yo, and comments! But this time he read backwards: "Do it again tomorrow!" " "

5. The kindergarten female teacher led the students to swim and accidentally showed an X hair. A student asked the teacher, what is that? The female teacher pulled it out cruelly and said it was a thread!

6. The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say, you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said, my mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want!

A row of prostitutes are waiting for guests in the street. An old lady in her 80s saw them and asked curiously, What are you waiting for? The prostitute said angrily, wait for the lollipop! Old women also lined up to join the team, waiting for sugar. As a result, she was arrested by the police. The policeman asked the old woman: Is it ok to have no teeth? The old woman smiled and said, I can lick it! ! !

8. The driver sent the leader to the literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said that I am a system with the leader. The security guard said: Chicken X and eggs are also a system. Chicken X went in, but can eggs go in?

9. One day, a gentleman's wife gave birth to a baby. He rushed to the hospital and waited for n hours. The doctor came out and told him it was twins! He was ecstatic: I am a father! At this time, the doctor said with a sad face: boys' penises grow on their faces, but girls' boobs grow on their backs! There was a gentleman who stayed there and didn't understand why. The doctor asked: Do you always refuse to reply?