Copywriting about traffic jams

Copywriting in traffic jam (selected 48 sentences) 1. On the way home, I saw this scene: I was stuck on the expressway all night, and a person had a nervous breakdown, and the road was even more blocked. He got out of the car and did hundreds of push-ups to relieve his psychological pressure. 2. When will this land slowly? The traffic jam during the National Day holiday blocked another scenery. Anyway, there is nothing urgent for couples, so use this time and environment to fall in love. 4. Busy traffic jams, panic traffic jams, leisure traffic jams and happy traffic jams are healthier. 5. Check it out. Traffic jam version: If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. 6. The longest National Day in history, the longest traffic jam! 7. The spacious roads became crowded for a while. 8. The development zone is paralyzed and the traffic jam is blocked. It seems that go on road trip will be paralyzed this National Day. I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop. 10. The car was crowded into a knot in one's heart, and the drivers were fidgety and the horn kept ringing. 1 1. These days, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; When you want to take a taxi but can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. In case of traffic jam, only black car drivers take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars. Traveling and driving across the bridge during the National Day holiday is a battle to cross the river. 13. During the National Day holiday in go on road trip, I learned a realm: traffic jam, not in the mood for traffic jam! 14. People who travel in traffic jams on holidays go on blind dates: look at property from the car, look at personality from the attitude, and look at sexual function from the urine. 15. Three barrels of oil travel in traffic jam on National Day, smiling without a word. 16. Oh, my God! This road doesn't go! That car has an old nose! Block a pair of underwear! 17. Centennial precipitation, once and for all. 18. There are traffic jams every day during the National Day holiday. When there was no traffic jam during the eleventh period, I really won the lottery! 19. during the golden week, everyone is scrambling to get benefits on the road. I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop. 2 1. The car was crowded into a knot in one's heart, and the drivers were fidgety and the horn kept ringing. 22. The girl met a traffic jam on the highway, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it. 23. He also said that he would arrive early. I did get up early, but the car broke down, it rained, and there was a traffic jam? Many things are really beyond my power? 24. From the toll booth to the provincial highway, cars are blocked. Why not let them go for free? 25. Some friends are ridiculous now. They like to invite people to dinner when they are free. When they pay the bill, they are eager to pay for it. After dinner, they are still not satisfied. TA wants to invite someone to take a bath, drink coffee and sing K. Do you treat me like a soft meal? I just want to say six words to this kind of person, contact me on National Day! 26. The teacher left homework and asked us to do housework. It must be true. When I got home, I asked my mother: The teacher asked us to do housework, so what do you think I am doing? ? Mom said:? Only the teachers in your class have a lot to do. ? The next day, I wrote in my diary: I went home and asked my mother. My mother said that there are many things for teachers in your class. 27. I saw an old man fall down today and was about to help him. An aunt stopped me from helping him. I looked at my aunt dumbfounded. Menstruation suddenly said, What can I do for you? Take two steps and turn around and tell me? In case you misunderstand me, I will lie down, too. ? Aunt's back seems to shine with dazzling light. Then, grandpa and aunt testified each other, and I pushed them down? 28.？ Can you describe the feeling of infection in traffic jams in one sentence? ? Leave home and grow old! ? 29. The roads are blocked, the scenic spots are blocked, and everywhere is blocked. Might as well play with these National Day traffic jams. Can't there be traffic jams? Blocking the heart? Wish you a happy holiday! There is no need to rent a venue for the auto show on the expressway. 30. Eat in the scenic spot, two words: being slaughtered! Parking in the scenic spot, two words: no place! Classic toilet, two words: line up! Attraction shopping, two words: buy fake! Sightseeing, two words: adults look at their heads and children look at their asses. 3 1. is also the point that annoys me the most. I was angry for half a month last time, and now the leader actually makes us work overtime during the holidays, and there is no holiday, damn it! Most of these women are middle-aged women. They repeatedly look at the time of the mobile phone and the front of the car, as if their hearts were screened by machine guns. The mobile phone in my hand is not idle for a moment, constantly exaggerating the vastness of traffic jams to friends or leaders. 33. China Expressway Auto Show, the largest auto show in the world, is the most comprehensive luxury auto show with the largest number of exhibitors. 34. Eat at the scenic spot, two words: being slaughtered! Parking in the scenic spot, two words: no place! Classic toilet, two words: line up! Attraction shopping, two words: buy fake! Sightseeing, two words: adults look at their heads and children look at their asses. 35. National Day plan: watch the national high-speed traffic jam at home every day, watch the queues of scenic spots in various places in bed every day, watch the price increase of hotels all over the country at home every day, watch the tourists being slaughtered everywhere at home every day, watch the train tickets not bought at home every day, watch the national high-speed traffic jam at home every day, and watch the Beijing-Guangzhou traffic jam at home every day. @ 姗姗姗姗姗 36. Friends and children clamored to buy bread, and friends impatiently took out fifty cents. The child really bought a loaf of bread. The friend was very surprised and took out fifty cents and said, go and buy another one. This time the child came back crying. The friend asked what happened? The child replied, the boss said, I have seen shameless people, never seen such shameless people. Bah! Traffic jams every National Day! Bah! There is still traffic jam on National Day! Bah! Don't drive on time every time. Bah! I am so angry! Bah! It will always be sunny! Bah! Annoying! 38. I just want to go home after work. The traffic jam during the National Day holiday began last night. National Day is still so lively. 39. You choose to work overtime on National Day. Traveling at the wrong peak is the wisest choice. Don't blame me for not telling you, or you'll be stuck in a traffic jam on the highway on National Day. 40. I have been practicing my body protection magic since last month. I hold my breath in my stomach, wander around the second pulse of Ren Du, watch my nose and mind, and pick leaves without asking about flying flowers, all of which can hurt people. Just to go home for the National Day, I can resist my parents' urging marriage and leave a chance. A message from my cousin: Sister, I want to take my boyfriend back on National Day. It disturbs my breathing and drives me crazy. Will the sky kill me? 4 1. The roads are blocked, the scenic spots are blocked, and everything is blocked. Why don't you read these jokes about traffic jams on National Day? Blocking the heart? Wish you a happy holiday! There is no need to rent a venue for the auto show on the expressway. 42. National Day high-speed traffic jam jokes National Day high-speed traffic jam and friends circle. Every National Day, the traffic jam on the expressway begins to make many car owners feel irritable, but instead of being in a bad mood, it is better to go to a circle of friends. 43. some people have been close friends for a long time, and some people have concluded big business? Does traffic jam really enhance the pride between people? 44. It is my greatest pleasure to watch others get stuck in traffic on National Day. 45. When I got off work yesterday, the boss asked, What time will your train leave tomorrow? I said it was past five o'clock, and he said, then you should leave early after work. I said yes, and then he thought about it and added, it doesn't matter if you don't come this afternoon. There is a traffic jam on National Day, so you should go out early and don't delay taking the bus. 46. When eating in the canteen at noon, the boss next door called his people to take him to a certain intersection, saying that it had been blocked since morning? 47. There are always some innocent people who think that the car will move when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams! 48. Tomorrow is the National Day holiday. I'm so happy. Be sure to stay at home and watch photos of traffic jams in your circle of friends on National Day.