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Funny Chinglish sentences

About funny Chinglish sentences

In life, work and study, everyone must be familiar with all kinds of sentences. The components of a sentence include subject, predicate and object. , attributive, adverbial, and complement. There are various types of sentences. What kind of sentences have you seen? The following are funny Chinese English sentences that I have collected and compiled. I hope they can help you.

Funny Chinglish Sentences 1

01. we two who and who?

Which of us will follow whom?

02. how are you? how old are you?

How are you, how old are you?

03. you don`t bird me, I don`t bird you

 You don`t bird me, I don`t bird you

 04. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers! together up!

You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers! together up!

05. hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!

 If you have something to say, go home!

 06. you me you me

each other

07. You Give Me Stop!

You Give Me Stop!

08. know is know noknow is noknow

Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing...

09. WATCH SISTER

Cousin

10. dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse'son can make hole!

Dragon born dragon, phoenix born phoenix, mouse's son can make holes!

11. American Chinese not enough

 A fly in the ointment

 12. one car come one car go, two car pengpeng, people die

Description of the car accident scene

13. heart flower angry open

heart flower in full bloom

14. go past no mistake past

When you pass by, don’t miss it

15. Xiao Ming: I am sorry!

Foreigner: I am sorry too!

Xiao Ming: I am sorry three!

Foreigner: What are you sorry for? < /p>

Xiao Ming: I am sorry five!

16. If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

If you want money, I have no;

17. I call Li old big.toyear 25.

My name is Li old big.toyear 25.

18. you have two down sons.

You have two tricks

19. as far as you go to die

 as far as you go to die!

20. I give you face you don``t wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face

21.no three no four

 不三不四

22. seven up eight down

Funny Chinese English sentences 2

1.Know is know, no know is no know, it's know. Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, it's knowing.

2. No three no four.

3. If you want money, I have none; If you want life, I have one. If you want money, I have one.

4. Good good study, day day up. Good study, day day up.

5. We two who and who? If you hear this sentence to foreigners, they will be stunned. Can you guess what it means?

6.You ask me, but who can I ask? You ask me, who should I ask?

7. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers! Together up! You have seed, I will give you some color to see, brothers, come up together! Funny Chinglish Sentences 3

1. Give you some color see see.

2. No three no four.

3. Horse horse tiger tiger.

4. We’ll see! ——Go and look.

5. You really have two brushes! ——You really have two brushes. Funny Chinglish sentences 4

 1.u ask me,i ask who? You ask me, who do I ask?

2.if you no three no four,i will give you color see see.If you no three no four,i will give you color see see.

3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you.You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

4. know is know noknow is noknow. Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing.

5. hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! If you have something to say, go home! If you have something to say, go home!

 6. you me you me.each other

7. You Give Me Stop! You give me stop! ;