Because I have never seen any jokes you make.

I passed the municipal key exam at the age of fifteen and went to register alone. I saw an orange seller at the station. It was the first time I was financially independent and I bought a pound. I had only read about this thing in books before. When I ate it, I felt it was very sacred, so I washed it twice with water before taking a bite, and concluded that it was not as delicious as an apple. It was the first time I took a high-speed train alone. After getting off the train, I had to use my train ticket to swipe the access control before I could leave. I didn’t know how to swipe it, and after waiting for a long time to block the people behind me, someone grabbed my ticket to swipe it, so I pretended to be fine and left.