Ink jokes that can be used to chat with girls?

In fact, girls are often passive when expressing their innermost thoughts. If you want to know more about girls, you can naturally open the topic. For example, a boy: "I found someone secretly loves you." Girl: "Who is it?" Boy: "Me."

Chatting with girls is a humorous topic.

1 Chatting and topic-finding skills

1. gossip.

Chatting with girls and gossiping is a common means. Of course, you still have to talk about what she is interested in. Many girls have a strong gossip heart. If you know more about girls' problems, they will chase you and ask many questions, so you don't have to worry about having nothing to say. More specifically, it is possible that what happened in the entertainment circle recently, or some local news, is not afraid of nothing to say as long as the content is attractive enough. Of course, if you want to chat in this area, you have to brush Weibo regularly, or watch some news online, and then pay more attention to these things at ordinary times, so that you won't be speechless when you use it.

Talk about the past

Everyone has his own memories, and some past memories are priceless. They are happy to share it with others. Of course, different people have different opinions. Generally speaking, you can talk about your past first, even if it is a scandal, you are not afraid. As long as you start talking, everyone will talk about the past. And the things recalled will be lost more and more, because people's memories are interrelated, and they can always think of another thing and other people through other things. If you two have the same friends, you are more likely to chat at will. Of course, this method is limited to girls who are willing to share their past with others. If this girl is cold and doesn't like to tell others, then don't use this method.

3. Tell me about herself.

You can start by dressing, and then slowly ask him what he is doing recently. Then if he says what he is doing, you can have a look. You have a certain understanding of the body in your heart, and then you can play your own point of view. Of course, subjective opinions should not be too strong, just give some suggestions. If the subjective opinion is too strong, you may give him a table, and you will impose your own ideas on his feelings. All you need to do is listen and agree, so that he can feel it.

Two examples of chatting with girls

( 1)

1. There are many kinds of flowers in the world. I love roses alone, but I want to give them to you at the moment.

You are like the ubiquitous air, without which you will die.

Your figure is like Xu Zhimo's farewell to Cambridge, rippling in my heart.

I don't know if I can see you again in my next life, but I am willing to protect you in this life.

I want to be your mobile phone, because wherever you go, you will put me in your trouser pocket.

6. I am what I find in you.

7. liking you is like making my 150 IQ zero and losing myself.

8. Your eyes hide the secrets of the Milky Way, so I want to know more.

9. I want to wake up every morning with sunshine, breakfast and unique you.

10. The Buddha said that there are six pure roots, but the moment I met you, I was doomed to miss the Buddha.

(2)

1. Talking about age

Boy: "What year are you?"

Girl: "97"

Boy: "You didn't come until Hong Kong returned to China, waiting for you for too long" (slightly ambiguous)

Talk about status

Boy: "What are you doing?"

Girl: "Eating with friends"

Boy: "Who likes you or who do you like" (lead the topic to the emotional direction)

Girl: "Being with colleagues is so boring."

Boy: "Take you to the moon" (slight flirting)

Talking about figure

Boy: "You are round, like a child" (buried stalk)

Girl: "Ah? ! Are you saying that I am fat? "

Boy: "No, I like children" (trembling)

(3)

1. What attracts you most?

2. Describe my taste.

What's your first impression of me?

4. What were you thinking before you kissed me for the first time?

When I first asked you out, did you ever consider rejecting me?

6. How old were you when you first fell in love?

7. What did I do to make you angry?

Tell me, when did you find yourself in love with me?

9. Where do you want to travel most?

10. Which city do you want to live in in the future?

1 1. Have I ever embarrassed you?

12. If you could change one aspect of me, what would it be?

13. If you wanted to ask me a question, what would you ask?

14. How did you know I was angry?

15. What do you think I can hurt you the most?

16. Which dish are you tired of?

17. If I wanted to surprise you at the dinner table, which dish would you like?

18. What kind of perfect love do you want?

19. Have you really thought about what life will be like after 30?

20. Do you want to decorate your house in European pastoral style or minimalist style in the future?

2 1. I guess you look confident on the outside, but you also have a fidgety side on the inside.

22. I want someone to love me, and the desire to be recognized is too strong.

23. Sometimes there are some unrealistic ideas.

24. If you like change and freedom, if you are bound and restricted, you will be dissatisfied.

25. I once failed because of a hasty decision. If I had been a little patient, the outcome might have been different.

26. I'm afraid of trouble, so there are some signs of procrastination.

27. You have already regretted your decision. Every time I hesitate, I worry about whether my decision is right or wrong.

28. When you are in a daze, you want to consult your friends. In fact, you already have an idea in your heart, just waiting for an approval.

29. Sometimes, you feel that doing things is thankless, but you still hope that your efforts can be recognized by others.

Sometimes, you want to be alone and think about it, but in fact, in your heart, you still want someone to care about you.

3 1. You know what you want, but unfortunately there has been no chance, so you have been stagnant.

32. You will accept other people's opinions without thinking, but you also have your own opinions, that is, sometimes you will be stubborn.

33. You should be able to adjust yourself well and jump out of sadness when you encounter something unsatisfactory.

34. You were betrayed by someone you trusted. Because of this, when you associate with people, you will keep a certain distance. Because, you learn from experience: frankly believing others is not necessarily right, and sometimes you need a little doubt.

Judging from your job content, you are not satisfied with the salary, and you feel that you have not got an objective and due result.

36. What I want to do recently can't be carried out satisfactorily, so I'm a little depressed. In fact, these things take more time than you think. Don't worry, just be patient.

37. Even if you want to hide, you can still see that you secretly expect things to develop in the best direction. Because your expression makes people feel the light of hope.

It's a pity that you can't open your heart to people. In fact, you are very affectionate, funny and charming, but you haven't fully shown it yet.

39. You prefer "giving" to "receiving".

40. Your inspiration is great, and many people rely on you.