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Huang: Shanghai gangster tycoon, bought by women twice, was down and out sweeping the streets in his later years.

1950 One morning, the 82-year-old rogue tycoon Huang was sweeping the road with a broom at the entrance of Shanghai's "Great World".

Because a few days ago, the government sent someone to look for Huang: considering that you are over 80 years old, you don't need to do anything, but if your physical conditions permit, I hope you can clean up the road at the entrance of the "big world" in the morning.

The scenery in the early years is infinite, and the loneliness in the later years is infinite. Why?

Throughout Huang's life, beauty is a noble person and a disaster for him.

Huang in his later years once reflected on himself like this. He said to Du Yuesheng, "In this life, I took a wrong step. I started with a woman in Huang, but I didn't expect to lose my family with a woman. "

Indeed, he made a lot of money in his life and slept with many women, but in the end, women took the money away, and this happened to Huang more than once.

Huang has an indissoluble bond with fireworks all his life. Apart from money, he knows women best, but unexpectedly, just two young girls, one named Lu Lanchun and the other named Li Zhiqing, let him stumble.

Lu Lanchun is more than 30 years younger than Huang and is the adopted daughter of Huang's apprentice. There is a generation between them, so it is inappropriate to be emotional and reasonable. However, with the yellow rogue color heart, it doesn't matter what the seniority is.

Huang watched Lu Lanchun grow up and sang Peking Opera since childhood. Even the stage name "Lu Lanchun" was given by Huang.

She dresses well, sings well, and cheers every time she appears. She soon became a pillar on the Shanghai stage, and tycoon Huang often came to join her.

However, Huang is not the only one who is eyeing such a beautiful woman. At that time, Lu, known as one of the "Four Childes of the Early Republic of China", was also pursuing Lu Lanchun fiercely, sending flowers and diamond rings, but Lu Lanchun refused.

This Lu Gongzi is also a typical dude, and he also clashed with Huang Fa for Lu Lanchun.

1On July 24th, 929, something happened that caused a sensation in Shanghai.

One night the other day, Lu Lanchun came on stage with a high fever. She used to specialize in old dramas, and she was very weak. The action of martial arts drama is not in place. Lu, who couldn't get it, didn't make her feel better, so he took people to deliberately boo the audience.

Lu Gongzi is not an enthusiastic advocate, but Huang dotes on his character. At this point, his men rushed over and slapped him hard, but it was that Lu Gongzi who provoked him!

On 24th, Lu Gongzi brought some plainclothes policemen to the * * * station. While Huang was sitting in the box watching a play, several plainclothes men suddenly rushed over, pulled out their guns and held Huang's head back and took them away.

In this way, he was kidnapped by Huang in his own territory, which is the famous "falling bully" incident in Shanghai.

Huang has made a fortune in recent years, and every accident can't be separated from his wife. This time, it was for another woman. Although he was very angry, he managed to exchange terms with Du and saved Huang.

Huang always likes philandering, always turning a blind eye, but this time things have gone too far, Guisheng flatly refused to let Huang and Lu Lanchun be together.

I thought that after this incident, Huang himself could exercise restraint, but unexpectedly, the problem of Lu Gongzi was solved, which strengthened his determination to marry Lu Lanchun.

Huang may never have thought that anything that humiliated him from the beginning would not have a good result at all.

Huang had smallpox when he was a child, and his face was pockmarked, while Lu Lanchun was only 18 years old. Looking at Huang, who is more than 30 years older than her and has a pockmarked face, she naturally refuses to marry.

Therefore, she put forward two very harsh conditions, the purpose of which is to make Huang back down. No one expected that Huang, who was infatuated, actually agreed and broke her heart.

Lu Lanchun said to Huang, "You can marry me, but you have to promise me two conditions. First, I want to build a big house and take charge of all the financial rights of the Huang family; Second, we should have a formal wedding and take a dragon and phoenix sedan chair. "

This really embarrassed Huang. Lin Guisheng has been with him for so many years, how can he be a wing man? If so, she will be disappointed, but if not, Lu Lanchun will not marry.

I saw the couple laughing instead of the old man crying. On balance, he chose to sacrifice his wife Lin Guisheng.

When such a thing happened, he felt embarrassed, so he entrusted Du to persuade him. Du also fell into a dilemma. After all, Lin Guisheng is his teacher's mother and is very kind to him.

When Du went, he was lying smoking and listening to the whole story. She was very calm and said simply, "Give me a day." At this time, her lips turned white.

This time, Lin Guisheng completely cooled her heart. Since her husband agreed to such a condition, it can be seen that she has no feelings. In that case, why not refuse with you!

Lin Guisheng is not an ordinary woman. It can be said that without, there would be no yellow today.

1900, when Huang was still on patrol in the French Concession, he went to a happy place every month when he had money and secretly went to a "fireworks room" in Yizhichun Street to vent his lust.

Here, he met Lin Guisheng, a fireworks woman. Lin Guisheng is not particularly beautiful, but her eyes are very charming, as if she can catch people's hearts. Huang was fascinated by her.

The actress's fate has never been out of her control. Tell Huang that his wife wants to sell her, because she earns less money. I hope Huang can help her to be redeemed. However, the development of the story is contrary to the routine of ancient gifted scholars and beautiful women.

Although Huang is romantic, he is not a gentleman. He hung out on romantic occasions all day, had no money to be redeemed for her, and wouldn't borrow money to be redeemed for her like an spoony wit, so he didn't make any commitment to Lin Guisheng.

Two months later, when Huang went to see Guisheng again, his wife said that she had married in Suzhou.

Maybe it's destiny takes a hand, even so, two people can meet again.

At that time, Huang met a policeman in Suzhou because he was going to Suzhou to handle a case. At Ma's house, he met it. It turned out to be Ma's wife.

When the old lovers meet, they will inevitably be red-eyed, but Lin Guisheng is his wife, and both of them are trying to suppress their old feelings and respectfully salute the guests.

Huang is here, gushing about his achievements in the Shanghai Concession, and telling him about his ambition and ambition.

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention. Lin Guisheng has made a secret decision.

At that time, Huang was heartless and ignored, but now he has no complaints. She really has a personality, and at first glance, Huang is the person she can rely on.

Huang warmly invited them to the Heavenly Palace to see a play to thank Ma Zhukuai, an honest man who always refused his kindness.

However, I was interested in getting close to Huang, so I agreed for my husband. That night, I invited my little sister to pay tribute to the Temple of Heaven.

In this way, regardless of whether Huang is married or not, she is often invited to the theatre, and invited to dinner at home. Their contacts are increasing.

Although Huang is romantic, he also cherishes his reputation in the Jianghu. Being with such a married woman will only do him harm. Faced with Lin Guisheng's repeated closeness and teasing, he deliberately said, "Brother Ma has a good personality.".

Gui Sheng said, "Alas, it's so honest! I can't afford it. "

Lin Guisheng is a woman who doesn't want to live a plain life, and even has some vanity. Although her fast marriage with Ma Zhu is stable, it is not satisfactory.

Now that Huang has come, it has aroused her ambition. Moreover, the past is unforgettable, and it is inevitable that the two will relapse.

After a short stay in Suzhou, the French Concession in Shanghai urgently needs to go back to Huang. Sister Guisheng was overjoyed when she heard the news. She finally had a chance.

But in Huang's mind, the meeting with Guisheng in Suzhou was just an affair, and I didn't want to be with her. Besides, Yu Meiren is more important, and Shanghai is more attractive.

This time, I didn't expect to go to Huang with him.

Huang's decision was really unexpected: "You and me? You are the wife of Laoma Ge, married! "

Although Huang likes it, he doesn't want to be laughed at by the world for her, just as he didn't want to atone for her in those days, he still doesn't want to take her away.

How smart she is, why can't she see that Huang is thoughtful, but the people and things she believes will not change easily. Guisheng said firmly, "I want him to write a divorce and break up with him."

Huang realized that Guisheng had already made plans, and even made up a set of rhetoric: when he arrived in Shanghai, he told outsiders that Guisheng was the only adopted daughter of the Lins in Suzhou, and the Lins wanted to recruit Huang as their son-in-law. Huang refused to change his surname, so they escaped.

Hearing this, Huang really took care of his own face, admired Guisheng's ingenuity and ingenuity from the bottom of his heart, and was also moved by her sincerity. Finally, the prodigal son vowed that he would never change his mind.

"Not a family, not a home", Huang He is really a match made in heaven.

Huang's success on the beach made his net worth bigger and his heart darker, and he became the "No.1 king" of the Shanghai gang.

Guisheng came to Shanghai to help Huang make a fortune, and she can finally show her skills in this ten-mile foreign exchange.

She became friends with Shi Jinxiu, a female tycoon, became sworn sisters and became a famous "female tycoon" in Shanghai. Huang owes half of her success to her, and the two of them, echo each other, are very popular in Shanghai.

But once a man has money, it is easy to change his mind. Besides, Huang is a playboy.

Later, even without the appearance of Lu Lanchun, other little girls would occupy Huang's heart.

For Lin Guisheng, this may be karma. She betrayed the honest horse catcher, and now her husband has betrayed her. As for Huang's retribution, it is still behind.

Lin Guisheng, a woman with personality, didn't pester her. She left Huang Mansion and felt very guilty at the thought of betraying Ma Zhukuai. She contacted Ma Zhukuai and found him a profitable job in Shanghai, which made up for her mistake.

In Huang Mansion, Huang drove away his first wife and couldn't wait to marry Lu Lanchun. But in Lu Lanchun's mind, Huang is just an old and ugly guy, so she is picky and arrogant.

Lu Lanchun was moody and posturing from the first day she entered the door, but Huang regarded her as a treasure and tried her best to please her.

However, Lu Lanchun not only did not love him, but even filled him with resentment. It was his forced marriage that trapped his beautiful years here. The misfortune of this marriage is inevitable.

The combination of an old man and several wives has a great chance of cheating, but I didn't expect it to be so fast.

Shortly after their marriage, Lu Lanchun fell in love with a man named Xue Heng. Xue Heng, the second son of Shanghai rich businessman Xue Baorun, looks charming and is a fan of Lu Lanchun.

Compared with the pockmarked yellow, one is in the sky and the other is underground. Lu Lanchun is also a brain lover. After she fell in love with this Xue Gongzi, she became reckless and even eloped with him.

She knew that with Xue family's ability, there was no way to save her from Fu Huang. If she wants to marry Xue Heng aboveboard, she must rely on herself. Lu Lanchun holds Huang's property in her hand, so she decided to take a chance.

I have to say that none of the girls Huang likes are timid. Lin Guisheng's "boldness" helped him make a fortune, while Lu Lanchun's "boldness" was used in betrayal.

Lu Lanchun not only transferred a lot of Huang's property, but also took away Huang's secret documents hidden in the safe. These documents are Huang's lifeblood!

At first, Huang used hooliganism to get back at the wild mandarin ducks. Xue Heng is addicted to gambling. Huang seized this weakness and brought it down bit by bit, but it was still known by others.

Prominent figures have always paid the most attention to face, and they have also been cuckolded, causing an uproar in the city. Huang was humiliated by Lu Lanchun again.

People all over Shanghai are watching jokes, and he wants to go through legal procedures for divorce.

Lu Lanchun did gain freedom through her own efforts, and Huang was not only cuckolded, but also forced to divorce, completely losing to the little girl.

However, there is no shortage of women around Huang. And Lu Lan Chundu left, and a woman stayed at Huang Mansion.

This person is Huang's widowed daughter-in-law and the second woman who tripped over Huang.

When Huang He was a child, he had an adopted son, nicknamed. Because of their overindulgence, the child, like Huang, did nothing and eventually died of internal injuries caused by fighting.

Lin Guisheng's adopted daughter Li Zhiqing, from Suzhou, is actually the child bride of her son Fu Bao. After Fu Bao died, she became a widow of Fu Huang.

When she left, she asked if she would like to leave Huang Mansion with her, but her ambition was not lost because of her training. She has already taken a fancy to her grandfather's big tree, and naturally she wants to stay in Huang Mansion.

Since Lin Guisheng left, Lu Lanchun took the door. Li Zhi, who was young and beautiful, was a rich man during the Qingming Festival, but he has already become the "prey" of his father-in-law. Everyone in Huang Mansion knows that.

Although he is his daughter-in-law, after all, his son is also a godson, so Huang is even more unscrupulous.

Lv Lanchun knew the relationship between them when she was in Huang Mansion, so she used her identity to satirize her.

Because Huang dotes on Lv Lanchun, he always lets him bear it. At this time, the resentment against Huang is getting deeper and deeper.

It can only be said that this is the bane that Huang planted himself.

On the eve of 1949, the domestic situation changed greatly and Du fled to Hong Kong. Huang could not bear to part with his "big world" and Huangjia Garden and stayed in Shanghai. At this time, only his daughter-in-law Li Zhiqing was left by his side.

As we all know, the woman beside her looks weak and ambitious. Although Huang is wary of women, she is too old to do so.

When he proposed to change the real estate into banknotes and move to Hong Kong, Huang knew in his heart that some things could not be stopped.

So, Huang took advantage of the opportunity to go to the theatre and took Huang and his adopted son's property to Hong Kong.

As for Huang, he died in Fu Huang 1953 without company.

What goes around comes around. What you get from a woman will naturally be lost.

My favorite son, Fu Bao, died young and had a romantic life. He never thought he would die.

It's a pity that Guilin Park is in caohejing. It used to be a yellow garden.

Every autumn, Gui Xiang still floats all over the garden, but this sweet-scented osmanthus can no longer float into Guisheng's sister's heart.