Classic of doom and shame

1, even the plague god is avoiding you.

2, long drought, a few drops; An old friend or enemy of another country; Wedding night, next door; Be number one, number one.

I stepped on the dog today.

4.it never rains but it pours.

5, drink cold water is also stuffed.

6, drinking cold water is blocked, eating and eating can choke to death.

There is no Shuang Fu, but it never rains but it pours.

8, fart smashed the heel.

9. Wedding night, next door; Be number one, number one.

10, a little back.

1 1, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

12, yawning and twisting the waist.

13, go out and step on shit, fart and hit your heels.

14, eating can choke to death.

15, alas! It rains all night, and the wind blows late. What bad luck!

16, the most unfortunate thing is that I just entered a mm and suddenly lost power. When the electricity came, people disappeared.

17, the worst thing is eating too fast and choking; The worst thing is that I not only choked to death, but also choked to death

18, curse parents, curse wife and children.

19, a stupid thief successfully entered a private house and stole a desktop computer. he is filled with a wild ecstatic happiness. The next day, he went to the computer city to sell stolen goods, turned around and casually found a booth and asked, "Boss, the computer you just bought is brand new and I don't want to use it." Do you want to sell it cheaply? " The boss looked: "Isn't this what my family just lost yesterday!" " "Caught the stupid thief red-handed.

20. Someone played mahjong for two consecutive nights and lost miserably. Later, he made a lot of money and was extremely happy.

2 1, capsized in the gutter.

22. One day, this enthusiast pushed his beloved motorcycle into the living room and began to scrub it with a rag dipped in gasoline, looking carefree. After cleaning, he got on the motorcycle and decided to start the engine. Unfortunately, the motorcycle is out of gear. After the engine started, the motorcycle smashed the glass door and rushed into the yard. His hand still clung to the handlebar.

23. An unlucky person has at least one advantage. He can recognize who his true friends are.

24, worse.

25. Whether an individual or a nation, being a smart person has a future, and being a fool is definitely unlucky.

26. The house leaks when it rains all night, and the ship comes late and meets the headwind.

27. I went to primary school. In the final exam, the math teacher said that I got 59 points, even if I got 60 points. The next day, the math teacher died in a car accident.

28. Xiao Pang goes to the toilet with me. Xiao Pang praised me for being handsome in the toilet. I was just about to say thank you. Xiao Pang fell into the toilet.

29. The aunt next door is eight months pregnant! She stepped on a banana skin and fell down! What a terrible fall! I slipped and hit the ground with my stomach down! At that time, my aunt was bleeding while clutching her stomach! The baby is gone, and the aunt is insane!

30. I met three female netizens online: the first voice is very sweet-56 years old; The second 20-year-old is beautiful, but mm doesn't like boys. The third is 2 1 year-old, beautiful, talented, likes boys and likes me. When we met, I told her a joke, and I couldn't help laughing. ...

3 1, fell to the sky and broke his nose.

32. When I received the email: Unfortunately, when I received the virus email, I thought it was a love letter from which mm, which made the machine lifeless; The most unfair thing is that the next time my girlfriend's love letter was deleted because she dared not read it, she was also scolded for being bloody.

33. Stones hit clay pots. Unfortunately, clay pots; The pot hits the stone, but it's the pot that's unlucky.

Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

35. In this life, the most unfortunate thing is that people have spent all their money before they die. The worst thing is that money hasn't been spent after death.

36. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. Actually, we have a bad day. I have a lot of things to finish at school every day. Sometimes I feel really tired. Let's write it in Chinese. Math exam. Let's spot-check physics again ... there are many such things. The point is, the teacher checks me every time, which is terrible.