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How ignorant can a person be?
I still remember Zhuge Liang stealing my graffiti paper when my math class was boring. He made something called an eight-array diagram based on my graffiti. In order to thank me, he invited me to eat western food. I'm afraid I'm not interrupting.
That old guy in Zu Chongzhi added me to WeChat, and he cried during the voice call, saying that "pi" could not be counted. I felt sorry for the little old man, so I helped him calculate it. I didn't expect the little old man to kick down the ladder and give himself all the credit at the press conference of Pi. It's so ungrateful.
Hawking, we have a good relationship and often contact each other through Twitter. This man has a big brain hole and often talks to me about the universe, black holes, human extinction and alien invasion. Every day, I have a headache. Recently recommended to give him a game "King Pesticide". Wow, that's amazing. He has been quiet since he finished playing. ......
Newton, we can have a good relationship. Before Newton was in charge of beef stew in my restaurant, my father named him Niu Dun. One day, he was drinking beef soup under a tree. I climbed up the tree secretly and hit him with an apple. When he sees me hitting him, he will hit me. Alas ... I can't beat him, so I have to make up a set of so-called "gravity" things to cheat him. I didn't expect him to believe it and become a physicist instead.
Van Gogh is my primary school classmate. He has a bad temper and strange behavior. He doesn't attend classes. He always steals my pen and paper to draw. At that time, as a literary and art committee member in my class, I gave some suggestions on his painting skills. I also gave him a painting of my work at the primary school graduation ceremony. It's been too long to remember what it cost. I may have painted sunflowers. Just sauce.
Of course, my most satisfied apprentice is Da Vinci. I travel around the world and collect people who are destined to teach me, hoping that they can save the world and make contributions to human civilization in the future.
Leonardo da vinci is the dumbest of all the children I have chosen. I naturally like to challenge myself, so I took him as a disciple and taught him astronomy, geography, painting literature, mathematical anatomy, physics and engineering. But this child is so stupid that he only learned one third of what I taught him. However, to my relief, his Mona Lisa still has my seven-point charm.
Know everything, do everything, I am so tall that I am not cold, my fools!
All you can think about is eating and sleeping,
I don't know who Wittgenstein is,
I don't understand what ES and P-S are,
I've never even heard of space and dimension.
Not to mention Kant and Hegel,
Don't understand baifeng culture,
I don't know Kirchner's law,
Goethe and Mozart are even more impossible for you,
You reject everything elegant except dog blood romance novels and vulgar pop music. You have never even heard of the theory of multicultural communication. These are all comprehensive arts created by wise men who left their names in history under extreme conditions!
Uh-oh ~ ~ ~
If it is illegal to brag, I believe I have been taken away by the public security organs.
Is boasting ignorance? Count!
How ignorant can a person be?
Two heads are better than one, and everyone is an expert in his own field. A person can never be completely ignorant, absolutely ignorant, unless he is a minor child or a mentally retarded person.
Ignorance is not terrible. What is terrible is ignorance and self-righteousness, ignorance and pride, ignorance and unreasonable troubles, covering up your ignorance with exaggerated remarks, so as to grandstanding, reverse black and white, and distinguish right from wrong.
It's like I'm just bragging about how great I am. Leonardo da Vinci, Van Gogh and Newton are all my students. I am telling the truth. I set off my false pride with the greatness of my predecessors. I am the spokesman of technology and knowledge. I am an authority. But is there any standard for authority? A: No.
What is authority?
Authority is reputation, flattery, seven points are true and three points are false. Because the word authority is printed on my face, everything I told you is true. You don't have to think about it when I'm here, because what I said is true.
Self-righteous people are ignorant. There is no absolute truth in the world.
People who obey blindly are more ignorant. You have lost your instinct to think.
Don't think I am grandstanding. It's just that some people in the society think that guiding public opinion is actually a serious concept of three evils. Sadly, modern people are numb to independent thinking and listen to what TV says. ......
How ignorant can a person be?
A: Let it be. Stop thinking.
Blood steamed bread can cure all diseases, and pray for God's peace.
Freedom and broadening our horizons also deprive us of the right to think. Without doubt and exploration, human beings will not evolve, which is also the reason why today's society is stagnant.
One day, the public will be washed away by public opinion and authoritative arguments, and then they may take all my boasting as true. Haha, I'm famous. I'm an authority.
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