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Honey, regardless of family, tell me about it.

I am an unfortunate woman. I am pregnant alone, I have a baby, I take care of my children alone, I find a husband, I go out to find a woman every day, regardless of my family. I can't describe my mood now, but I don't want to live.

Honey, regardless of family, tell me about it.

First, life will never be perfect, it depends on self-regulation. My husband doesn't make money. He always complains that he doesn't have enough money and doesn't want to buy good things. If he makes money, he feels that he is holding the computer at home every day! No one can tell what is the best. I will say it all my life, and no one knows what will happen tomorrow. Who can say that I have seen the end? !

Second, I just heard a woman say how nice her husband used to be! But now it's completely changed. . . Regardless of family, children and wife, going out to eat, drink and have fun with friends when you are free is simply a different person. Don't know why! ? The happiest thing for a woman in this life is to find the right partner. I think I can do it. You bet your life, I hope you win! Wonderful victory! Win happiness! When I am old, I will hold you and take you where you want to go! Hold your hand and grow old with your son!

Third, sometimes I deeply feel that choice is greater than hard work! Being a woman is really hard! The woman's career has succeeded! Say you don't care about your family! Leave the children alone! Don't take care of your husband Give up your career and tutor your children! It attracts disgust again!

Fourth, every day is extremely boring. If you have something to do, people say why you don't care about your family. Nothing to do, but also boring. Mother-in-law says you buy more things, husband thinks you spend more money, and children say they have nothing to eat. Well, in this world, it is better to have money, and it is best to earn money by yourself. Come on, come on, nobody depends. It's bullshit to rely on yourself and others. Don't pin your hopes on others. Without hope, you won't be disappointed. Try hard.

Five, inhuman units, people's wives in the month, let their husbands work night shifts once every three days! At least wait until his wife's confinement is over? ! Such a unit has been turned into a man who only works regardless of his family by his good husband! Silent O__O

I didn't expect my husband to have a cold war with me because I didn't care about my family. It's been three days. I can't do anything else at work, but I have to stay at home with my children. Then I guess I can only stay at work for a while.

Seven, a woman who has the ability to have money, her husband will be derailed, and a woman who has no ability to have money, her husband will be derailed. This society is too harsh on women. When she is a housewife, her husband will say that she can't go out to work. When she is a strong woman, her husband will say that she doesn't care about her family and take care of her children, but she is afraid that you can't take care of her. Is a woman omnipotent? Why is it so difficult?

She is the most wronged and hardworking woman I have ever met. Married a husband who doesn't care about his family and a useless daughter. So I know, in fact, men are really unreliable people, everything can only rely on themselves, I don't want to get married.

9. The night before yesterday, I got off work at 1 o'clock and walked on the road in a typhoon day, thinking: Life is really not easy! This choice is only for young people who are about to be promoted and raised by the leaders, and husbands who are incompetent in the eyes of their wives. But life goes on. There are more than 500,000 mortgages and 654.38+million renovation loans to be repaid. You have a wife and children to take care of, so don't give up easily.

Ten, brother hasn't come home yet! Mom is too worried to sleep! Sister-in-law quarrels every day and has no feelings! Dad died young! The house is in a mess! And myself! Husband ignores home! Children and in-laws! Several people live a sad life like me! ! !

What kind of life do you want? How can a person's life be so perfect? My husband is very kind to me, but he doesn't care about his family. I feel like a fake single mother. I am very tired and upset every day. Sometimes I really hate my present life and myself. Like a parasite, I hope I can live for myself once a year and live wonderfully.

12. I heard a colleague say that there was a sick mother-in-law who ignored her father-in-law, and a husband who cared about her mother-in-law but didn't care about herself and her daughter. Suddenly, I felt that it was true that every family had a difficult experience.

Fourteen, men don't care about home, don't work hard, don't work hard to earn money to go home, what do women want you to do! A woman doesn't love her husband, regardless of her family, and no matter why she gets married. The same thing!

Fifteen, the office is full of little girls born after 1985. Every day, they play all kinds of jokes and dirty jokes. Although I didn't join in, it sounded quite funny, and I was in a much better mood in an instant. . . My husband is bad, irresponsible and doesn't care about his family. What can he do? At least my mom. Think of your husband as clothes, which may balance your heart. . .

16. concentrate on taking care of the beautiful little girl who has become a yellow-faced woman at home. After marriage, regardless of her husband's feeling that she has no dignity, she is easy to cheat and concentrate on her career. A down-to-earth woman has money, food and clothing at home, and it doesn't matter if she spends money to dress up her husband. A colleague who is easy to cheat, takes care of her family at work and protects her husband, feels that she has no passion to cheat with her new lover. . . The world is really cruel to women. . .

A few days ago, my colleague came to me and said that he and his husband had divorced. Later, her husband went home again, but after a year and a half together, he was leaving again. Then, her husband doesn't care about the family, doesn't assume the obligations of the family, and all kinds of things can't work. I said that he should not be accepted when he comes back from divorce, unless he really wants to live with you and legally remarry. Now complaining that he is gone, you should adjust yourself first, live your life well, and at least earn your income back first. It's already like this. You should be strong. Then not long after, my friend sent a Weibo, saying that I am a woman, why should I live like a man? I was a little annoyed. I wanted to ask her, are you beautiful, have an image, gentle and considerate, articulate and knowledgeable, or have a high academic background, high income, good emotional intelligence and high IQ? Constantly complain and blame your husband, and the women outside can tell your husband that you are great, dear, you are back, you have worked hard, and go to bed early. You look like a man, how can you ask others to treat you like a woman? Later, I thought about it. If she can't face the reality, these words may not be acceptable to her. If you have a bad life, it is more your own problem. If you can't look at yourself, you will only blame others and never change your miserable life, because the initiative is not in your own hands. Being yourself first is the only way out, silly girl!

18, our relatives were sitting on our sofa, crying and shouting about how her husband didn't care about his family. The content was very irritating. My parents were accompanying me to clean up. I thought, then why don't you divorce? I really want to ask her, crying like this, giving others jokes and causing trouble, so boring, not to mention that divorce is not that simple and I don't have the courage to divorce. I chose to endure it.

Nineteen, these two days may be because of my experience, so every time I see a husband who only cares about making money and ignores his family, I am extremely angry. I have read many articles, but only one. Women must be independent, economically independent and psychologically strong. Don't be an independent and self-reliant woman, otherwise men will become more and more comfortable in society, while women will be looked down upon by their families, and families will naturally fall apart!

Twenty, marriage is a bet. Choose between trusting TA and not trusting ta. Believe in TA, you may be happy or you may fail. Don't trust ta, be self-reliant, after all, you can leave something behind. Some people will say, I believe he can stand on his own feet, so this is the requirement of this era for a woman. She must have both ability and political integrity, not only to earn money to support her family, but also to take care of the elderly, children and husband, otherwise she will be labeled as unfilial and reckless. Many people quit their jobs at the best age to take care of their children and families, while men are promoted step by step ~ ~ In the end, many women end up divorced, facing daily necessities, as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. This creature is not simple ~ ~ ~

Twenty-one, some people say that the husband is addicted to playing games, regardless of the family, regardless of the children are too lazy to look at his wife, and then some people suggest that his wife how to inculcate love. Everyone knows that I am conservative and always opposed to extramarital affairs. But if my husband dies and my wife gives him a green hat, I think it's understandable. Why don't you teach him? Why not tutor Xiong Haizi and earn some money?

Twenty-two, regardless of the family, the husband has no feelings for her husband. If she can't go on, she will get a divorce. Don't cry every day until she gets divorced. Not to mention, for the sake of children, such a living environment is hard for children, so women must do things simply and don't be such a mother-in-law.

Twenty-three, I have a lazy husband who doesn't care about her family, and an unreasonable and stubborn mother-in-law. It's really good.

A man like your husband who doesn't care about his family, doesn't raise children, and often does domestic violence is rubbish enough. He wants to squeeze all your money out, which is shameless! Next time he abuses you, call the police, and then sue for divorce with evidence of his domestic violence. You can take the children and entrust a lawyer to handle the divorce procedures. If such a man doesn't leave early, you will be squeezed dry!

Netizen: Master, my husband doesn't care about his family or his children. I have raised the child by myself since birth, and it is particularly hard to worry about it alone. Because I have to take care of my children, I have delayed my career development. I have always wanted to start over, but I have no energy because I have to take care of my children. Things have never changed. Disciples often think that my husband's behavior is the result of my karma, but sometimes he is particularly wronged or under great pressure because he can't work. Please enlighten me.

Twenty-six, listening to others talk about other people's marriage life, what husband is not considerate, not caring enough, regardless of home, not communicating, etc., leading to the woman's life is very painful. Look at yourself again, I really feel very happy. Have dinner with a senior I haven't seen for a long time. The senior said that I bask in happiness and show love every day. I don't want to feel happy either. I can't help but show it naturally. I changed my mind because of some small things last night. Compared with them, I'm a fart, but I really shouldn't enlarge and intensify it infinitely. I look back

Twenty-seven, the so-called woman is a woman who has become a family. When a woman becomes a family, she must take care of her family. It is not a good woman who ignores her family. Therefore, I want to be a good woman, a good mother, a good daughter, a good daughter-in-law, a good granddaughter and a good husband. I want to be your wife for life, because you said I was your wife for life and a good woman for life.

Twenty-eight, in fact, many men are not bad from the beginning, and many of their faults are often taken advantage of by women, such as neglecting their families, such as having no sense of responsibility, such as drinking and so on. The following 10 kinds of stupid women are the easiest to spoil their husbands, which will breed their husbands' problems, and can only be said to be self-inflicted.

Twenty-nine, a relative I know is bursting with negative energy. As soon as I called her, I could feel her resentment strongly. In the final analysis, because of the relationship with her husband, she quarreled every once in a while and tossed her family. She said that her husband loves to eat out, regardless of home, which is true. But I don't think anything is the fault of one party. Why does she never review herself, try to mediate the relationship between husband and wife, complain blindly or even deny other people's suggestions? The cycle of resentment makes people around you don't want to get close.

Thirty, at this point, there is a woman upstairs scolding her husband loudly. The child is crying, just ignoring his family and not going home. This is sad. Sometimes I feel that women are extremely great and all beings are suffering, and I am trapped in my own small world.

Thirty-one, after I got married, my husband ignored his family and basically relied on me for family expenses. I have been working hard and don't want to be wronged any more. I want you to help me look at my future marriage and wealth.

Thirty-two, live with resentment every day, complaining that her husband doesn't make money and completely ignores her family; Complaining that the salary is too low to support the family; It's hard to take care of two children. I can't sleep well every night and have to go to work during the day. Complain that some colleagues don't cooperate with their work; Complaining about the monotony of your life; Why did your life become like this? The problem lies in my own mentality. In fact, my two children are my treasures, and my parents are also very responsible. My husband just wants to make a lot of money to buy a house. Should I try to be positive?

Desperate love, tell me about it.

1, although it is a bit inappropriate to watch "girlfriends" on Valentine's Day, it is true for family, friendship or love. No matter what you turn against, you will eventually risk your life for someone important. Emotion is a wonderful thing from which we can't extricate ourselves. It's worthwhile to see someone around you who is really worth it and do everything for him.

You can only listen to your favorite songs quietly, but you can only watch them from a distance. The most beautiful love, the initial promise, the final retention, those bits and pieces about youth and love may be the stories in everyone's heart. Unfortunately, time makes us no longer who we used to be, no longer young, no longer desperate, no longer just love is enough, time makes us learn to force ourselves to lose to reality. The beauty of the past has become an eternal memory.

Life makes us all tired, but we are still tenacious together, because we don't give up, because we gave each other unforgettable memories in those days. Today, we can't sleep. After reading many gentle sentences, some people say that we missed the other half and are reluctant to give up. In fact, we can't let go of ourselves who have been desperate in love, and feel very painful after reading it.

4. Happiness means that no matter how long you are together, your feelings will not be erased by time. Every time we meet, it's different and fresh. Even if we meet at that moment, no matter how far away, we will part, because love makes us all desperate.

Some things are expected when you can't get them, and there is nothing to be afraid of when you get them. It will give you the sweetness first, then cruelly crush it, and then give you the sweetness ... It repeats like a strange circle, but it makes you immersed in it, even forgetting yourself. Why is it so contradictory but still sought after? I think, perhaps because of its sweetness, we all forget the harm it has done. This thing is called love.

6. "We finally lost to reality, so we don't owe anyone." Those bits and pieces about youth and love may be stories in everyone's heart, but time makes us not who we used to be. We are no longer young, paranoid and desperate. Only love is enough time for us to learn to force ourselves to lose to reality, but what we can't go back is always beautiful.

I don't want to leave, I love you very much. But fortunately, the body and mind are separated, and the fallen leaves return to their roots and cross the ocean. It is not easy to leave home. We are all tempered into steel, but there are still times when we are confused. Love, don't be afraid, don't give up. Forget the past and the future, only remember today. Let's all come, like crazy people, desperate; Who let, there are no smart people in love. I love you.

I haven't used a portable desk for a long time. I think I have been repeating it almost every day for a year, and I have increased 100 points. I still haven't got the school I want to go to. Maybe it's God's will. If I hadn't been disappointed in her, I might have gone back to school for another year so as to be in the same school with her. Love is so desperate, there is no right or wrong, and now we are like parallel lines, without intersection! It doesn't matter, everyone is holding a portable desk and writing about the future!

9. The most beautiful love, the initial promise, the final retention, and those bits and pieces about youth and love may be the stories in everyone's heart. Unfortunately, time makes us not who we used to be. We are no longer young, paranoid and desperate. Only love is enough time for us to learn to force ourselves to lose to reality. Memories of youth are always beautiful and can never be returned.

10, many things have been missed, and they will never return to the original appearance. Even if they go back, they won't be complete. There are always some regrets in life, and there are always some memories to remember. Let's all face the unknown tomorrow with our initial persistence and enthusiasm for love. Although I am black and blue all over, I will still love again and try my best. Because this is the original me!

1 1. What else can you believe in this world? What won't change? There are so many doubts that we can't believe the real world. Maybe we love ourselves more than love itself, and we can't love or believe it. This is the sorrow of the adult world.

12. Love makes us all "fools". When you insist on loving someone, you will be desperate, and the loved one will love you in every way. This is the difference between loving and being loved. You can give everything to love him, but he will feel satisfied even with a shallow smile.

13, like this sentence, "You must have at least two impulses in your life, once for desperate love and once for travel!" Life has ups and downs, and we can see sunsets and sunrises. Let's all grow up in happiness ~

14, she walked the way I used to. She walked on, knowing that the road was scarred by me. what is love ? Why do we always play tricks on people? What happened to us? Did we do something wrong in our last life? We all fell in love with someone we shouldn't have loved, but we were hurt and trampled on our self-esteem. I hope you can love him as much as I do and let him go. Bless him. Come on, be sure!

15, love makes us desperate. Protecting him is my happiness. There are only two people in the world of love. You love him for me. Love her and let yourself miss him once today. Come out early. I really put him down when I changed my avatar one day. My Jianghu is everywhere. I don't have to have him in my Jianghu.

Talk about love at all costs.

1. We always say that we have to be desperate to love someone, but we see the uncertainty of love in her: she is desperate, but she has never been rewarded. This is the love problem that often has no solution!

In my opinion, being single never means that you are not good enough, nor does it mean that no one is chasing you. I choose to be single, not because I don't want love, but because I haven't met anyone I can like at all costs.

It's easy to like someone, and it's also easy to release feelings quickly. When I was young, I could risk my life for love, but now I can't even give my heart.

Purity is what you and I expect. For example, youth music reflects the embrace in our lives, and confrontation has gained and lost. It is precisely because I only look at you in the sea of confusion that I choose to be desperate in love!

He said that when he was young, he worked as hard for love and freedom as I did.

There are so many reasons in reality that it is impossible to despair. Terrible, rational, terrible, thoughtful, love, in fact, is not the current impulse, impulse has been restrained, over time, love will fade.

7. We are all time travelers. In order to find the light in life, we have to walk on a long journey all our lives. We must have at least two impulses in our lives, one for desperate love and the other for walking away.

I'm sorry to hear about love, but I'm still willing to pounce on the fireworks outside the window like a moth. Love is probably the best and should be the most helpless. How lucky you are to be with the person you like.

9. We should be desperate for love and a happy life.

10. Desperate love will leave you money and people, and the trip you leave will kill you to pieces.

1 1. Whether love should be desperate or gradual is really a very complicated matter.

12. In this world, there are always people who are desperate for love, and there are also ordinary people who love their lives wrongly. We cannot tell right from wrong. Time can give us results, but it can't give us answers. I hope you will not be disappointed in the person you like, at least I will never let you down.

13. As you get older, you will see things from different angles. Just like a year ago, I can still look forward to love, and I will devote myself to love, but now I have no courage to believe in love, let alone look forward to it. Some are just so-so.

14. Love is really something that can't be explained, just thinking that he will go all the way to see that person. Ask me why, I don't know myself, except that leaving him will make me feel sad and sad.

15. Don't try your best to do many things for one person. You know, what you are striving for, others can get it as easy as blowing off dust. Love yourself more, and you will find that someone will do everything for you, but you can get it as easy as blowing off dust. In love, one replaces the other, and being yourself will not be replaced by anyone.

16. Everyone will encounter a desperate love when they are young. We believe that love is eternal and try our best to prove that we love and be loved, but it didn't happen when we tested love, and the cracks left by love were increasing day by day. Some things will only be done once in this life, and some people will only love once in this life.

17. In the past, I always felt that love made people desperate, and everything that could not be achieved was just because there was not enough love. Now I finally understand that restrained and exact love is the most shocking thing. The best way to prevent things from getting worse is to stop pursuing beauty, and the best way to keep beauty is to park it where it belongs and leave the rest for memories.

18. I think that people who have moved their hearts in love will probably go through a period of tears, grievances and sadness! Desperate for love, I devoted my life to all the youth that a girl can give, but later I found that people who are desperate for love are incomplete, so I think it's best to keep a little cleanliness for love, don't start casually, don't rush to compromise, and what is really worth it won't be so easy to get. Please cherish the days of being single. It is blasphemy against love to quit easily. Most of them are not because they are timid, but because they don't want to be responsible.

19. Love should be despair, then scarred, and then continue to hug.

20. Young people deserve desperate love. Most adults don't deserve love because they can't meet it. Most adults are full of calculations, suspicions and needs.

2 1. Muslim funeral, it's rare that I don't even want a mobile phone, so I fell into the author's pen and described love in detail, desperate love.

22. You have suffered so much because of love, but when the person you love appears, you will throw yourself into it without hesitation and never look back.

23. Love makes people desperate, and as a result, everyone is distressed. I just care about the process. Give me some temperature.

24. There must be at least two impulses in life, a desperate love and a departure trip. Life is like a trip, you don't have to care about the destination, you care about the scenery along the way and the mood of watching the scenery, so that your mind can travel.

25. There is also a trip that goes away, but I don't have the courage to be so desperate for love as when I was 18 years old.

Make sentences at your own risk.

1. With the prosperity of China automobile market, more and more foreign automobile manufacturers invest in China.

2. In order to live, we are desperate; In order to live, we always do.

In the battlefield of life, you can only win if you make progress day by day.

In other words, although they are desperate for others, real heroes will not get paid for their superhero career.

5. As long as it is the temperature of love and marriage, I believe that love can overcome everything, so I am desperate for love.

6. His selfless and fearless spirit is worth learning.

7. Facing the raging fire, all the firemen went to the ground to put out the fire.

As soon as he saw someone accidentally falling into the water, he jumped down to save people.

9. Photos appear on the Internet from time to time, and people are desperate to jump into the water to rescue people trapped in cars.

10 despite the bad weather, the rescuers risked their lives to go deep into the mountains for search and rescue.

1 1. When he sees someone robbing him on the road, he will rush to get back what belongs to him!

12. In the face of the fierce attack of the enemy, the officers and men of the three armed forces still held their positions to the death and repelled the enemy again and again.

13, because of obscurity and unknowns, it is possible to attract the enthusiasm of the market, and it is more likely to chase after the price in desperation, and the result is a deeper set.

14, I love you freely and passionately, just like a soldier who longs for justice.

15, there is no doubt that the belief that "leaking secrets is to contribute to social reform" will push many people to desperation.

16, I will spare no effort to save you.

17, I am the last desperate person on this doomed planet.

Jeremy: You know you are making a wrong choice, but you are still desperate.

19, the market trend is: going through several different stages first, leading investors to take desperate actions and finally leading to panic buying.

20. Every day Zimbabweans risk being eaten by crocodiles or drowning and swim across limpopo river to try their luck in the opposite South Africa.

2 1, love is my belief, and I am willing to risk my life for it.

22. Afterwards, Tsinghua Hengsen Pipeline Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd. expressed deep gratitude and praise for the noble quality of the security guards in times of crisis.

23. I learned to stay away from love and the harm that could have been avoided in my life. I have lost the courage to be desperate for love.