Selection of Classic Horror and Thriller Jokes

Lick your fingers

In one family, because the parents went out together, the only daughter stayed at home alone for the night.

For safety reasons, the girl locked all the windows in her home very carefully, but there was a small window that could not be locked no matter what.

Although she was a little worried, because the window was small and her pet dog was with her, she thought, "It should be fine!", so she left it alone.

But in the middle of the night, she was awakened by the sound of "tick-tick-tick" water dripping.

Although I was a little uneasy and worried that something would happen, I didn’t have the courage to confirm.

Instead, she stretched her hand under the bed and let her pet dog lick her fingers back and forth. This action was repeated over and over again, and the girl fell asleep peacefully.

The next morning, the girl found her dog’s throat slit and hanging from the ceiling.

Now she finally understood that the sound of water dripping in the middle of the night was originally the sound made by her pet dog's blood dripping on the floor.

Later, she found a note under the bed that read: "People can lick things too! For example, hands."

Nothing to do

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A corrupt official died suddenly and went to the Underworld to write off his accounts. The ghost judge saw a person following closely behind him and asked: Who has come to this place before his life is over? Answer: The unit accountant came together because the official had emptied his account and left him with nothing to do.

There were two people

In a remote village, there was a straight telephone pole on a narrow path. Strangely enough, people often had accidents there. Soon a young man and woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot. One night, 5-year-old Xiao Zhi and his mother passed by there on the way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly said: "Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole." His mother took his hand and walked away quickly and said: "Kids, don't talk nonsense! "But this incident spread quickly. One day, a reporter came to interview Xiaozhi and asked him to take him to the place where the car accident occurred. Xiaozhi led him there generously. The reporter asked: "Where is it? ?" Xiaozhi pointed to it. The reporter looked up and saw a sign hanging on the telephone pole, which read: Traffic safety is everyone's responsibility

Psychological effect

A late autumn At night, a man stayed up late watching horror movies. At three o'clock in the night, he suddenly felt dizzy, his brain was in great pain, and blood seemed to burst out of his eyes, so he quickly went to bed. He turned off the light and hurriedly covered himself with the quilt, but suddenly he felt as if he was covered with something furry, something cold and unknown. He was so frightened that he mustered up the courage to reach out and turn on the light to take a look. It turns out...the blanket was on backwards.