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Funny English Sentences
If trouble doesn’t come to you, don’t go looking for trouble.
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
I know. You know. I know you know. I know you know I know.
I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
We must stick together or we will be hanged one by one.
We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
The agile brown fox jumped over a lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Children in backseats will Accidents, accidents in the back seat will give birth to a child.
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! Why do I need work experience?
Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?
Are you crazy?
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
Good love is when you see the world through a man; bad love is when you abandon the world for a man.
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Watch.
When two?s company, three?s the result!
The state of two people is unstable, three people are!
Two heads are better than one
Three cobblers are as good as Zhuge Liang.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know; the more you forget, the more you forget; the less you know, why do you learn?
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don ?t you know piggy is more valuable than you?
Senior brother, do you know? The second senior brother’s meat is now more expensive than the master’s.
Save water Shower with your girlfriend
To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.
One should love animals They are so tasty
Everyone should love animals because they are so tasty.
One day I saw an old woman was burning paper money and mumbled: buy funds if you get it
. Buy all the funds after receiving them.
Money is not everything There?s Mastercard & Visa
Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.
Love the neighbor But don?t get caught
Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Love is like a photo, it needs a lot of darkroom time to develop.
If you act on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don?t know what life is.
Being able to be impulsive means that you are still right Living with passion and always being impulsive means that you don't understand life yet.
Having knowledge likes having pregnancy, it takes times to be awareness.
Having knowledge likes having pregnancy, it takes times to be awareness.
Having knowledge likes having pregnancy, it takes times to be awareness.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.;
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