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Crossword puzzles, homophonic allegorical sayings, misspelled jokes, China's calligraphy and information about Chinese characters.

Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.

A Dou's Jiangshan-Free Delivery

A sinus figure-no ability

Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.

Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.

String performance in Arneman Street

Brother eats noodles-scrape

Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)

Arabic numerals separated by 8 characters-zero to zero

Grandma has a beard-not normal.

Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Not a drop leaks.

Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft and eat hard.

The beaten dog bit a chicken-take it out on others.

Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck

Ducks are running around with knives.

Apologize for being slapped.-Flattery.

A dog with a stick-depressed.

Ducks scurrying about

Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water

A ball with a knife-it's flat.

The dog's tail grass, which was beaten by frost, died.

Eating sea pepper by the stove-I have a fever inside and outside.

A short staircase leads to a high room-it's hard to say (eaves)

Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.

The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.

Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise

Shorty fart-humble.

Dwarf sightseeing echo

A dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind

The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Choose a better one on the whole.

The dwarf climbed the stairs-longing (longing)

The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!

A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high

The dwarf is going to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.

Short people sit on high stools-they can't get up or down; Up-down dilemma

Love to complain, love to be a hero-poor and quarrelsome.

An Shi Rebellion-The other way around.

Everyone knocks on Antang's wooden fish.

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Quails should eat fruit from trees-think of good things; Want to be beautiful

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.

Fishing for the moon on the shore-at your own expense; be invalid

Watching people drown on the shore-from the ruins

Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-mechanical reproduction.

Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy

Drink water like a bull's head-impossible.

Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it

Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

Drinking water according to the cow's head-impossible; Try to do

Press the gourd and lift the ladle-no matter the end.

Head into the fire pit-hold your breath, fidgety.

Watch out under the chopping board-I can't fly.

Fly a kite under the chopping board-it can't fly.

Top door of wide tube of chopping block

Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor

Meat on the chopping block-slaughtered; Kill at will

Fish on the chopping block-a commodity with a knife

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.

Stalking-sneaking around

Needle piercing in darkroom-sadness

It's not good to kick your son out.

Burn out the lamp oil-burn out the heart (core)

Burn ice on the melted soup of tobacco.

Pancakes on tobacco-tossing and turning

Eight sparrow sedan chair-can't afford it

Eight Money Fortune Telling-How can I guarantee you a lifetime?

Eight tigers broke into the secluded land-dead, lost, lost.

Balizhuang Radish-Beautiful in Heart

Eight acres of valley. -Just this one.

Eight horses are inseparable-they are inseparable.

8000-year-old beard-a good personal idea.

Eighty-year-olds learn to exhale.

The 80-year-old man is boasting-he is weak.

Playing the trumpet at the age of 80-long life and short breath.

An 80-year-old lady

Dancing innocently at the age of eighty

The Eight Immortals cross the sea without a boat-they have their own rules (crossing)

Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers

The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-the wind that can be popular, the rain that can rain.

This square table is uneven without a foot.

Chamber pot is on the table of the Eight Immortals-not a (family) gang.

Laojiu is on the table of the Eight Immortals-can't get the number.

Put a lamp on the table of the Eight Immortals-obviously.

An 80-year-old grandmother and a 3-year-old grandson-both old and young.

Persimmons in August-the older they get, the redder they become.

The weather in August-sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy.

Cucumber shed in August-an empty shelf

Eat moon cakes on August 15th-just in time.

Look at the dragon lantern on August 15th-it's half a year late.

Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command

Catch rabbits on August 15th-you have a holiday, but you don't.

Write an apostrophe for eight words-one less.

Bitten by mosquitoes-one's fingers itch.

A slap in the air-in vain.

Cover your eyes-in fact, you can't cover the sky.

Slap bricks-hard work

Pull a dog to squat on the wall-pretend that the tiger is sitting on the ground.

Pull the dog and lift the curtain-one mouth at a time.

A bulldog bit the moon-I wonder how high the moon is.

A skinned toad-it's annoying to live and scary to die.

Banana fruit-a heart

Look in the mirror-ask for ugliness

Tug of war-pulling at both ends

Every bamboo shoot at jointing stage-rising every day

Pulling radish pits is-well-founded.

Pulling radish has eyes-it's not for nothing.

Pull up radishes and plant onions-every crop is hotter.

Pigeons that have been plucked can't fly.

Pigeons with hair plucked-see how you fly

The plucked lion-makes you laugh.

Stick the sickle in your throat-you can't swallow it or spit it out.

Put the horn on the donkey's head.-four unlike.

Put your hand in a grinding eye-ask for it.

Use it as a pillow-forget it.

Think of pearls as mud balls-you really don't know the goods.

Practice aiming at the shooting range-turn a blind eye

It's the overlord's treat-you have to eat if you eat, or you have to eat if you don't eat.

Clear water in a white glass bottle-I see through it.

White cloth has gone into the dye vat-it won't wash clean.

Boiled tofu with cabbage-nobody touches anyone's light.

Cabbage is getting older and older.

Stir-fried Chinese onion with cabbage leaves-pro (green) plus pro (green)

Boiled tofu with cabbage-one clear and two white (cabbage, white tofu)

Idiot gourd-fool

Sing in a strange voice for nothing.

Sing in a strange voice for nothing.

White food-don't touch it.

Giving food to Tang Priest for nothing-hypocrisy.

White met the Monkey King-he showed his true colors.

Bai Yi speaks-he doesn't talk to people.

I lied to the Tang Priest for nothing-one plan failed and another was born.

White look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

White hunts the bride among the goblins-the goblins.

Buy eye drops at ash shop-wrong door.

White radish stabbed a knife-something that doesn't bleed.

Bai Niangniang resisted the law-listless.

Set up an archway to sell jujube-the business is not big, and the shelf is not small.

Set up a stage to sell tofu-it's no big deal.

Set up a stage to sell crabs-not many things, big posture.

Missed the target-missed the heart

Hit the bull's-eye-impartial

Defeat quail and chicken-can't go into battle.

Half the drums-beat about the bush

The mowers worship stone statues-bullying the weak and fearing the hard.

Woodman Down the Mountain-Worry (Wage)

Shot bullets, shot arrows-never look back

Typed confession-untrue

Playing lanterns to visit relatives-go tomorrow, come tomorrow.

My phone is busy and I can't get through.

The bean catcher is sleepy-he has done something wrong.

Broken arm-valgus

Spilled seasoning soup-sweet and sour.

Knocked over the five-flavored bottle-everything, sweet, sour, spicy and salty.

Sneezing scared the tiger to death-it was a coincidence.

Beating a dog doesn't win, biting a chicken is afraid of bullying the small.

Sparrows on the threshing floor-courage has grown.

Beat the drum without hitting the face-beat about the bush

A good fishing net-be more careful

Snoring and hearing gunshots-it's terrible.

To pluck a beard-modesty (plucking) and inadequacy (beard)

He who takes the blame among drinkers can't be wrong.

Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief-it's so wronged.

Open the honey pot and sprinkle with sugar-as sweet as you want.

Let's get this straight.

Break a jar to make tiles-it's not worth it.

Knocking gongs to sell sugar-do your job

The bird missed-it didn't (fly).

Bird's eye-look up.

Bird catching posture-turn a blind eye.

Break your head and call it a fan.-Throwing caution to the wind

Look in the mirror and scare yourself.

If you hit a snake, you won't die-there will be endless trouble.

Hit the snake seven inches-attack its key.

You can't beat a mouse, but you broke a jar-penny wise and pound foolish.

Kill the mouse and feed the cat-annoying one, good one

Strike while the iron is hot and not produce-it's no use lighting a fire.

Rabbit hunting meets antelope-it makes a lot of extra money.

Kill mosquitoes and feed elephants-it doesn't work.

Knock off the edge of the pot to fill the bottom-it's not cost-effective.

Look out through the nose and eyes after the injection-underestimation is a shame.

Hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat-pretend to be rich

Pick up shit with lanterns-stick it to death (shit)

Stealing donkeys with lanterns-smart people don't do shady things.

A ball full of air-leaping high

A ball full of gas can jump three feet high.

Inflatable balloons-they will explode sooner or later.

See the devil in broad daylight-damn it

Tie the calf to the back of the cart-vicious (with a calf)

The big ship sailed into the river-it ran aground.

A big ship is carrying the sun-barely crossing a day.

Donkeys on the road-if you don't ride, I'll ride.

Lohan playing Guanyin with a big belly-turning a blind eye.

Pot-bellied, no children-all in vain.

Walking a tightrope with a big belly-adventure.

A pregnant wife is riding a donkey-neither in front nor behind.

Go to work with a big belly-hang in there.

Swimming in a cesspit-not afraid of death (shit)

Swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit)

Eating fried noodles in a big storm-it's hard to talk.

The strong wind blew down the beautiful flag-it was a bad start.

The strong wind swept the light snow-it blew up.

Lohan in the Buddhist temple-covered in mud.

Big Buddha Temple-Full-length Dress

Big cocks eat rice-countless.

Cock fights-all by mouth

A big girl doesn't want her husband's family-cheating.

Big girls sew dolls' clothes-it's always useful.

A big girl marries a eunuch-enjoying happiness and pain.

A big girl looks forward to her daughter-it's too early to think.

Big girl, look at the dowry-a man with a day.

The big girl got into the sedan chair-the first time.

A big girl gave birth to it.-that's disgusting

Big girl begging-die hard Rowen

A big girl wants her husband's family-it's hard to say.

The big girl's face is swollen-ugly.

The eldest daughter cuts diapers-she uses them in her spare time.

The eldest daughter gets on the sedan chair-rub it slowly

The water in the sea-it's too salty wherever you go.

Water in the sea-you can have as much as you want.

A drop of water in the sea-very small.

A drop of water in the sea-not much with you, not much without you.

Sailing in the sea and eating grass on the grassland-rambling.

Goose eggs and stones fall into the canopy of thorns-nothing to attach to.

Pebbles stand on the wall-the foundation is unstable.

Ducks are not allowed to interrupt in the goose basin-there are no attachments.

The goose craned its neck-waiting for the knife.

The goose is looking for food in the water-its tail is up to the sky.

Put a pole on the corner of your forehead.

Put peony on your forehead-endure the pain and look good.

A bad dog bites the sky-arrogance (king)

Evil spirits see Zhong Xu-they must be honest.

The wolf knocks at the door-deliberately spoiling people.

The wolf smiled at the sheep with no intention.

Wolves keep mad dogs company-they have the same temper.

The evil wolf begets the thief fox-not the good kind.

Wolves bark like dogs-with no good intentions.

Wolves only bite lame pigs-bullying the weak.

The wicked come to the door-send blessings

The wicked wear fur hats-pretend to be eagles.

Hungry man with a gun and a pig's head-argument

Hungry people eat out-eat and drink.

The hungry tiger entered the house-up to no good.

The hungry wolf ran into the stable-everything came.

A hungry wolf took a fragile bone from his mouth-how dare you?

A hungry pig occupied a wooden trough-it wouldn't let go.

Debate on an empty stomach-air to air

Go on a business trip on an empty stomach.

Dreaming on an empty stomach-daydreaming

My son doesn't adopt a mother-it hurts for nothing.

Stuff cotton in your ears-sample (sheep)

Donkey hair in your ears-it doesn't make sense.

200 plus 50-250

If you don't stop, you are the master-you can't come up with a good idea.

Two-foot flamethrower.-Only one idea

The double-toothed hook itches-it's a hard hand.

Two cents vinegar-sour and cheap.

Open a pawnshop for two cents-it won't turn around.

Two girls have an eagle-they can't stand it.

Two girls have an eagle-they can't stand it.

Huang Er turned to the middle tone sandhi.

Two plus three minus five equals zero.

Two kicks-two thoughts (loudly)

The magic power of Erlang God-varied

Jiro's Heavenly Dog-Evil Dog

Tang Yin of Erlang God-Unique Eyes

Erlang God fights the Monkey King-I will change if you change.

Erlang God Fighting the Monkey King-Changing the Situation

Master Jiro's Flute-Divine Blowing

Master Jiro farted proudly.

Two cotton-can't play (talk)

Two iron waist knives-not enough materials

An idle man plays drums-hanging his son and playing waves.

You can't hatch a chicken in 2 1 day-the bad guy.

Kick two feet-two thoughts (loudly)