Funny and humorous about the jingle of mobile phones

Nowadays, many young people can't live without mobile phones, and they are bowing their heads for them. I believe everyone is familiar with the jingle of mobile phones. The following is my jingle about mobile phones. Let's have a look.

Who wants to be crazy, buy Samsung quickly. I must be sick to death to buy Siemens. I want to buy Sony Ericsson, and it will be broken in two months. Don't use dopod if your IQ is not developed. Whoever wants to die early will use the waveguide. If you can't find a marriage partner, use Panasonic as soon as possible. If you are not afraid of many things, then use a motorcycle. If you want to be patient, use Meizu quickly. Willing to admit bad luck, use the blackberry quickly. No money, no land, selling a house to buy Gionee. Being rich is not obscene. You must use apples. You have to choose Google if you have a house and a car. Don't even think about it, you can only rely on association. Whoever uses Philip is even more ridiculous. If you want to be handsome, you must use a cottage. If you fail, use PHS. Motorola is poor, and domestic products can compare with him; Rich and uneducated, not afraid of being laughed at, willing to be scolded, please use Nokia, use iPhone4, the game is cool, make good use of dopod, office automation, slow salary increase, rising popularity, motorcycle is the new three defenses, military aircraft is the strongest, raise money to buy Samsung, no one will sympathize, go out with love, don't bring a camera, pursue cost performance, Huawei makes sense, Android plus Coolpad, who is the most handsome, struggling. Don't worry about the subway, follow the cinema and pickle PCC. WP7 sprouted, Microsoft had the strength, Google had a good face, hit Jobs, didn't reply after reading it, and used it for a lifetime!

Regarding the jingle of mobile phones, if you are rich and uneducated, use Nokia. It is said that Nokia's system is mature, uncomplicated and easy to use!

Who wants to be crazy, buy Samsung quickly. It seems that Trinary star system in the past was very complicated. I have never used it before. I don't know!

I must be sick to death to buy Siemens. I really didn't know that.

If you want to buy Sony Ericsson, it will be broken in two months. This can be read directly!

Whoever wants to die early will use the waveguide. The fighter in the mobile phone, the radiation is also whistling!

If you can't find a marriage partner, use Panasonic as soon as possible. No answer

Don't use dopod if you are underdeveloped! Wm is really annoying!

About the jingle of mobile phones, three lonely women are chatting on WeChat, and lonely men are searching nearby!

Search people, look at people's heads! Look at what little sister looks like!

Sister, it's really photogenic. Not afraid to waste traffic search!

Look at the image, look at the eyes, say hello and talk about leisure!

Girls dress up as ladies and bosses, and a few words are awesome!

God never shuts one door but he opens another, and the sea is boundless. Let's meet, little sister!

Little sister is also an open-minded person. Speaking of meeting, there are no two words!

Call big brother when we meet, and you will ask me to sing!

Enter the karaoke room, shout and shake the little sister!

Shake your true colors, hug your big brother and give him a bitch!

When the time comes, big brother will smile at little sister!

Little sister is really beautiful, so we can't get along!

You are fake, I am fake, and I have a room!

Opened the room, went to bed, and the pure color girl turned against hooligans!

Lang is affectionate, my sister is interested, and I will go as soon as the light is turned off!

Once left, once right, play until dawn and say goodbye!

No time to meet, search nearby for another day!