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Who has the script of Wu Yongzhi's birth program in Water Margin? Hurry up! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A script that outsmarts the birth class.

On the way in the forest, a dozen soldiers each picked a burden and came from a distance, accompanied by Yang Zhi, Xie Duguan and two Hou Yu. There are military and health exchanges from time to time.

Tell a few jokes and wipe the sweat off your head.

Yang Zhi touched it in his arms and found a letter from Liang Zhongshu to Cai Jing. He looked at it and held it in his arms again.

Two, one left and one right, are with Xie Guan. Xie Duguan gasped slightly and walked at the end, opening a distance.

Yu Houyi: Are you tired when you are old?

Xie Duguan: If you are tired, you have to walk step by step.

On the way, the soldiers are still walking. Gradually, no one spoke, only footsteps and the squeak of the burden. Panting. It's Xie Duguan.

He can't walk, and he doesn't want to go.

Xie Duguan: Stop!

Yang Zhi turned around and looked at Old Du Guan. The old manager came panting, and two Hou Yu helped him.

Yang Zhi: What's the matter?

Xie Duguan: I, I can't walk.

Yang Zhi: It's very hot now. It's cool to travel at night. Don't you agree to go when it's cold and rest when it's hot?

Yu Houjia: Sleeping means sleeping at night, and now it's the other way around. If you don't have a good rest, it's hard to hurry.

Yang Zhi ignored Hou Yu, but gently advised Xie Du to deal with this matter.

Yang Zhi: I don't care, but I can't help it. Afraid of being robbed by strong thieves, afraid of missing the birthday of Taishi on June 15. You and I appreciate each other. What if one of these two things goes wrong?

Yu Houjia: But the old man is too old to compare with the soldiers. Next, we will meet the shops in the village and get a soft sedan chair to carry on.

Yang Zhi: The soldiers are all carrying heavy things, but you two have no luggage. Find a soft sedan chair and you two carry it.

Hou Yu was speechless, and several army health workers snickered when they heard this.

Xie Duguan: I don't want to carry anyone. Let's leave now.

Yang Zhi said to the soldiers: Don't go!

A line of people hurried on again. Xie Duguan leaned on the simple crutch that Yang Zhi gave him, gritting his teeth and walking hard.

Yang Zhi: Let's refuel. When we arrive in Tokyo, everyone will get a generous reward.

It doesn't seem to have caused the response it deserves. None of the soldiers responded to his encouragement.

Yu Houjia: What are the rewards? I can't get to Tokyo. This bone is falling apart. Yang Tiha, I don't believe you are made of copper cast iron. I'm afraid I want to get a promotion and raise you with a reward.

Yang Zhi is angry: You can really say that! As Hou Yu, you have the support of Zhongshu's adult, and you still have some conscience. You should send this birthday program to Tokyo safely with me. Instead of encouraging military health workers, you complain to everyone and vent your anger. If you don't want to go, go back!

Yu Houjia: I'm fine. I'm worried about being in charge. ...

Xie kept silent and walked with difficulty.

Soldiers in Yang Zhichao: Listen, everyone, if anyone doesn't listen to Tidiao, nothing will happen. This knife in my hand will deny people.

This is obviously called to two Hou Yu. They dare not say anything.

Yu Houjia: I always care about what you see, but what do I think of myself when I get promoted? Give us hard shoes all the way.

Xie Duguan breathed a sigh of relief and looked helpless: When he left, Master Zhongshu said not to be uncomfortable with him on the road, so I kept silent and let him do everything. Just bear with it and go to Tokyo.

The two Marquis said nothing more. Hard walking with one foot high and one foot low. The road is getting harder and harder.

When we arrived at Huangnigang, it was sunny. The difficult soldier walked past a stone tablet. The word "Huangnigang" is written on the stone tablet.

Not far away is a pine forest. Everyone is thirsty. Yang Zhi is still the same, but his expression is still grim. Will supports him.

Both Yu Hou were exhausted and their legs were out of control. Thanks, it's even more chaotic.

We are in the pine forest.

A Junjian said: I can't walk!

He fell on the left side of the road with a pole in the shade, panting heavily, and his head and face were covered with sweat.

The soldiers seemed to be infected. As soon as they entered the shade, their legs went limp and they fell to the ground, sitting and lying down, refusing to leave.

Yang Zhi: Why don't you understand that there are no families in Huangnigang, Fiona Fang and Fiona Fang for more than ten miles, which is the haunt of bandit leaders.

Xie Duguan: I suggest that this day is really too hot. Let's go and have a rest before we go.

Yang Zhi: Thank you. How can you say that?

Xie Duguan's face sank: I can't walk any further. Why not let them go first? I need to have a rest.

Yu Houjia: A few days ago, you said that you would rest during the day and go at night, and take advantage of the cold weather to travel. Why has it changed these days? Why do you have to travel on a hot day?

Yang Zhi: Which road did you take the other day? What road have you taken these days? Dare to walk at night on this road?

Soldiers and Han Chinese all took courage when they saw that Xie Duguan and Hou Yu also wanted to have a rest.

Yi: We carry 100 Jin. If you leave empty-handed, you won't know the hardships of carrying others. You don't treat us like people!

Yang Zhi: Mu, watch me slap you!

I'll call if I say it.

Xie Duguan: Wait!

Yang Zhi stopped and looked at Xie Duguan.

Xie Duguan (lesson tone): When I was an official for Mrs. Zhongshu in Taishifu, Tokyo, I met thousands of officials under my door, and there was no one who didn't understand ethics like you. These soldiers suffered a lot along the way. Fight if you want, and scold if you want. Is it to show your prestige or your ability to show Yang Zhi? You see, they are all flesh and blood. What have they become? Can't they have a rest?

Yang Zhi was angry and anxious: I don't care. You go in and out of auspicious symbols all day. I don't know the hardships that passers-by have to endure ...

Xie Duguan: The old ladies of Guangdong and Guangxi in Sichuan have also been there. Don't show off in front of me.

Soldier: They always take care of us.

Yang Zhi: Bullshit! When you meet a strong thief, you only have time to stare.

Xie Duguan: Hey Yang Tihu, I just don't believe it today.

Yang Zhi was about to talk to each other when he saw a figure poking around in the opposite pine forest. Yang Zhi suddenly became nervous and pulled out his knife.

Yang Zhi: Who?

The figure flashed and disappeared.

Yang Zhi said nervously: There is someone in the opposite pine forest, get up quickly!

The soldiers were also nervous at once, looking for their own knives. Hou Yu and Xie Guan both looked at each other.

Yang Zhiting, carrying ju, walked to the opposite pine forest. I saw something and froze. Jump suddenly, jump over and shout.

Yang Zhi: Nobody moves!

Two Yu Hou followed him with knives and saw seven Jiangzhou cars in the pine forest.

Seven people enjoy the cool in the shade. Hearing Yang Zhi's roar, they sat up with a scream and looked at Yang Zhi and two Hou Yu in panic.

Yang Zhi: Who are you?

No one dares to answer.

Yang Zhi: Say it! I will kill you if you don't tell me!

Liu Tang pretends to be bold: Who are you?

Brother Ruan: Did you meet a thief?

Yang Zhi swept the seven cars and found that there were no knives. He was relieved a little, and the knife was not nervous.

Yang Zhi: Where did you get it?

Classical: I'm from Haozhou. Go to Tokyo to sell dates together.

Yang Zhi's eyes flashed in disbelief.

Classical: We have no money except dates in the car. Adults want to rob us, just push the car and let our brothers live.

The two Hou Yuren completely relieved, raised their knives and went back.

Yang Zhi was not at ease, so he went over and tore open the pocket of the car. It's really dried dates. I pinched them one by one, but I couldn't find the knife.

A thing, from the face of seven people also don't see anything unusual, this is really relieved.

Yang Zhi: Why are you resting here?

Classical: It's too hot. Keep calm before you go.

Yang Zhi: I'm not afraid of strong thieves.

Classical said with a smile, it's just a little money. If you meet a strongman, you can take it. So I'm bold.

Yang Zhi replied and left.

Classical: Or, with some dates?

Yang Zhi: No, no, you have a rest.

Two Yu Hou returned to the pine forest with knives, and the soldiers looked at them with a puzzled face. Two Hou Yu sitting in front of Xie Duguan.

Yu Houjia: A few jujube vendors have a false alarm.

With that, he fell asleep with a pillow on his head. One by one, the soldiers put down their knives, breathed a sigh of relief, and then fell down to rest.

Yang Zhi came back and lay down against a pine tree. He is also very tired.

Peace in the pine forest. A burst of singing came. Yang Zhi got up. It is true that someone is singing. Yang Zhi looked at the voice-

Bai Sheng sang while carrying two buckets: the sun burns like Noda's seedlings, the farmer's heart boils like soup, and the grandchild shakes his fan ...

Bai Sheng approached. Several military guards sat up. Looking at Bai Sheng, Yang Zhi felt a little strange. Here we are.

Junjian: Hey, what's in the bucket?

Bai Sheng seems to be startled by this He Wen.

Junjian: I'm asking you a question!

Parkson put down the burden: white wine.

Hearing that it was wine, several other soldiers sat up.

Junjian: Where to choose?

Bai Sheng: It's sold in the village under the post station.

Junjian: How much is a barrel?

Bai Sheng: Five levels.

Yang Zhi looked at Bai Sheng coldly. Bai Sheng picked up the burden to go.

Soldier: Don't go, don't go. We are hot and thirsty. Why don't we buy him a bucket of food? Chip in to buy a barrel of wine.

Military health care personnel raise funds.

Yang Zhi jumped up: Bold! Who dares to buy this wine without me?

Hou Yu and Xie Guan also sat up.

Jun Jian: Tiao Hu, can't we chip in to buy wine ourselves?

Yang Zhi: How much do you know about this industry? Aren't you afraid to let the antiperspirant knock your gluttony over?

The soldiers were really frightened by Yang Zhi's words. They were stunned: this ...

Bai Sheng was dissatisfied: Hey, I said this guest officer, but I didn't want to sell it to you. If you don't buy it, how can you say such rude things and ruin my reputation as a wine seller?

Yang Zhi: Go your way and sell your wine. I won't talk to you.

Yum turned to go, and Chao Gai and others came out from the opposite pine forest.

Please take your time, sir.

Bai Sheng: What's the matter?

Classical: Why don't you sell this wine to you?

The soldiers looked at Classical and Bai Sheng.

Bai Sheng: I have antiperspirant in this wine. Really, a joke.

Bai Sheng gave Yang a sarcastic look, but he still wanted to walk with a bucket. Classical tolerant smile, stopped Bai Sheng.

Chao Gai: This place is in the middle of nowhere. No wonder some people doubt it.

Bai Sheng: If you are in doubt, please open it. It's not that I can't sell this wine. I insist that you eat it.

Classical stopped again: Look, look, what you said is wrong. You can tell if there is an antiperspirant as soon as you eat it. We are too thirsty to buy you a bucket of food.

Bai Sheng: Even if I sell it to you, there is no bowl or ladle.

Classical: We have coconut shovels. (To Liu Tang) Take a gourd ladle and some dates to drink.

Liu Tang and Ruan Xiaoer sighed and turned to get gourd ladle and jujube.

Classical: How much is it?

Bai Sheng: Five strokes in a barrel, no bargaining.

Chao Gai paid: No bargaining, here you are, we will buy a bucket.

Ruan Xiaoer and Liu Tang have brought coconuts and a handful of dates. Ruan Xiaoer threw dates on the ground. Classical took the coconut ladle, uncovered the lid, scooped a ladle in each of the two barrels, took a sip, and smacked his lips.

Classical: the same taste, just this bucket.

The soldiers here smelled the wine and licked their thirsty lips. Yang Zhi quietly, watching.

Classical and other seven people gathered around a wooden barrel, scooped a spoonful with a coconut ladle, and then dried the dates and drank them. The soldiers are greedy.

Liu Tang: Sir, let's eat the same barrel.

Bai Sheng: Buy it if you want, and don't give a penny.

Classical: Take the ladle again.

Liu Tang just visible, and then came out, see Bai Sheng do not pay attention to, opened the lid of another barrel, want to steal a gourd ladle of wine.

Put it in. Bang. Bai Shengmeng looked back and grabbed Liu Tang's coconut gourd ladle. There is powder in the spoon. Bai Sheng stuffed the coconut ladle into the bucket and covered it.

Put the lid on the bucket and look angry.

Bai Sheng: You are so ungrateful. How to steal wine to eat?

Liu Tang: I bought you a bucket. I didn't bargain. Even if I give you an exclusive?

Classical: Don't joke with restaurants. Pay if you want to eat.

The soldiers were in a hurry, and several people surrounded Xie Duguan.

Junjian: Always in charge. Why can't we eat when others eat? Tell the prefect, let's have a few drinks to moisten our voice.

Xie was moved to say to Yang Zhi, let them eat a bucket. They have been eating for a long time, and there is nothing.

Yang Zhi looked at another barrel.

Xie Duguan: That big fellow also ate this barrel of wine. If he had medicine, he would turn it over.

Jun Jian: Yang's adult, please.

The health of the whole army looked pleading. Yang Zhi relented. Seeing that Yang Zhi didn't say anything, the soldiers ran together, picked up the bucket and walked back.

Bai Sheng: Hey, I won't sell this barrel of wine.

Bai Sheng followed him to grab the cask.

Xie Duguan came over: I said, guest officer, it's not worth getting angry about an irrelevant remark.

Bai Sheng took a white look at Yang Zhi and squatted on one side.

Classical they only drink and don't look here. A soldier ran over and borrowed a coconut ladle.

Junjian: Would you please hold the spoon evenly?

Classical: There are spoons, too. Give them both.

Jun Jian took the two spoonfuls he was drinking, and Liu Tang took two more spoonfuls and continued to drink. Liu Tang has held some jujube parties in the past.

Liu Tang: They are all passers-by. Send some dates to drink.

Jun Jian scooped two spoonfuls and gave them to Yang Zhi and Xie. Thank you. You're welcome. I swallowed it. Yang Zhi looked at the wine in the ladle.

Han Jun: Have a drink.

Yang Zhi drank half a ladle and stopped drinking. Jun Jian gave two Hou Yu a gourd ladle and then rushed around the barrel to drink. I drank more than twice as much

Feel comfortable and carefree. A barrel of wine was quickly consumed.

Xie Duguan took out five dollars and gave it to Bai Sheng. Bai Sheng lifted the cask, provoked another one, and walked slowly away.

The soldiers wiped their mouths comfortably, caressed their chests and relaxed.

Classical seven people looked this way at the edge of the pine forest.

Yang Zhi saw that the seven people seemed to have a strange smile on their faces. He blinked and looked again. Seven figures are blurred, clear and blurred.

Yang Zhi's face suddenly changed. He picked up Ju and stood up, but he was top-heavy and couldn't get close.

The seven men of Chao Gai pointed to Yang Zhi and the soldiers and shouted, "Ah! Come down! "

A dozen military guards are shaking. Xie Duguan and two Hou Yu also stood staggered.

"ah! Wow! "

The soldiers were all soft and motionless. And Xie both fell down.

"wow! Wow! "

Yang Zhi tried his best not to fall. He raised his finger and shouted at Classical and his party.

Yang Zhi: You, you. ...

Finally fell down, how also can't afford to struggle. He cocked his head and looked at it with his eyes open.

Seven jujube dealers pushed seven cars out of the opposite pine forest, pushed them into the pine forest here, unloaded the dates from the cars and put them on the medics.

After loading and unloading, put the belongings on the car, tie them up, take your time, push out the pine forest with laughter and walk along the road.

Yang Zhi painfully closed his eyes. ...

……………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Yang Zhi opened his eyes and sat up. He saw Jun Jian, Xie Duguan and two Hou Yu lying softly. My mouth is full of saliva.

Yang Zhi sat up and took a few steps among the soldiers, carrying ju.

Next to it are sacks dropped by seven jujube merchants. Some opened their mouths and dried red dates spilled out.

Under Huangnigang, Yang Zhi stepped down and was extremely depressed.

He remembered something, stopped, took out the letter addressed to Mr. Cai from his pocket, read it for a while, and then tore it into pieces.

Paper flowers are falling.

Yang Zhi, who was driven unconscious, walked down the hill.