Ask the trio for funny cross talk (urgent need)

Three people in a play (three people cross talk)

Good evening, distinguished guests!

Good evening, distinguished guests!

C: (Express) Good evening, distinguished guests! Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

A: (glancing at B and C in surprise) Did you hear that? Two thieves are coming. (pointing to b and c)

(b and c look at each other, wondering. )

B: (surprised) Who is the thief?

C: (surprised) Who is the thief?

A: You two, of course!

Who has offended you? Call someone a thief?

C: Who have you offended? Call the thief someone else?

A: I didn't scold you! What did I say when we came out just now?

B: Of course! A vulgar dialect!

C: A rustic remark!

A: What are the big words and common sayings?

Ladies and gentlemen.

C: (learn B, stop) Good evening!

That is a rude remark!

B: Of course.

C: Certainly!

Is that what I said?

B: That's it! Everybody see clearly!

C: That's it! Listen up, everyone!

So what did you say?

B: (solemnly, loudly, raise your hand) Good evening, distinguished guests!

What about you?

C: (Salute loudly) Good evening! Distinguished guests! Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

A: (to the audience) Did you see it? They stole my words! This is thief behavior! (to b, c) and say that you are not a thief?

B: All wet! This is not stealing! It's called giving inferences.

C: All wet! It's called giving inferences.

A: (to the audience) Hello? There are many new words! Well, that's great!

How small they are!

C: five strokes in a row! (open your hands)

A: (to the audience) It seems that today is a bad day!

B: Good people don't come (thumbs up).

C: Those who didn't come are all good. (thumbs up)

B: here comes the bad guy! (Two thumbs up)

A: (fuels) I admire you! It seems that today our three heads are better than one, and we have really come together.

What fruit pie? We are shoemakers!

C: Two heads are better than one.

A: (Applause) OK! Wonderful, really wonderful! How about we show you today?

B: (to c) How about putting your hands up?

C: Hands up! (Holding out three fingers)

A: Good! This is what I want! Audience friends, please raise your hand in favor! (Raise your hand)

B and C at the same time: Please raise your hand in favor! (Raise your hand)

Do you see it? Everybody put your hands up!

B: Hands up!

C: foster master!

A: If we don't raise our hands today!

B: I'm sure I have no face to give to the folks in Jiangdong!

C: I am even more ashamed of my brothers and sisters in Jiangxi!

A: (dry cough twice, touching throat) Then we can start!

B: (gestures) Get ready!

C: (gesturing) Go!

What shall we say today?

B: Suit yourself! Say anything! You're the director!

C: suit yourself! Say anything! You are a screenwriter!

A: Then let's get started!

B: Go ahead!

C: Let it be!

A: Didn't you two just say that my opening remarks were vulgar?

B: it's vulgar and corny!

C: it's both vulgar and vulgar!

A: Then let's have a big talk today, as the saying goes! How's it going?

B: No problem! As the saying goes-talk big!

C: talk-talk big!

A: How?

B: You tell me, I can change my dressing!

C: He just says a word, and I can change my medicine!

Really?

Is it fake?

C: No, it's true!

Do you want to change you two?

That won't do!

C: Impossible!

A: Why?

B, C: My wife won't agree!

A: What if my wife says yes?

B, C: We won't allow it!

A: OK, OK! Since you don't agree, let's get down to business and give us more advice!

B: (gestures) Get ready!

C: (gesturing) Go!

Are you MM?

B: no, I'm GG!

C: I am a boy!

A: Good! Since everyone is GG! Let's talk about boys Listen, as the saying goes, three men play together! (pointing) me, you, him.

B: That's true! Look at me. As the saying goes, there are three men in a play. Him, you and me.

C: That's true, too. Look at me, as the saying goes, one person plays three plays! (pointing to the front) it it it it it it!

A: (surprised) Three plays by one person?

A: Split up! Ridiculous!

Sanma, dismember your body! Fallacy!

C: That's true!

Where is Chien-jin?

B: Where is it?

C: A person has three plays in his life!

Which three? Karaoke bars, dance halls, massage halls?

B: lovers, lovers, lovers?

C: No! The correct answer should be, career, family and individual!

A: Is that right?

Is it true?/You don't say.

C: You don't understand this truth? A successful man is a successful career, a happy family and personal freedom! This is three dramas that men have struggled for their whole lives!

Well, that makes sense!

That makes sense! (to the audience) Are you like this?

C: If you have any other idioms, just say them!

B: Hit hard!

A: I have a lot to say here!

B: spit it out quickly, the more the better!

C: put it hard, and it will stink more and more!

A: (Democracy) What does this sound like?

B: That's a lie!

C: The truth!

A: Listen, as the saying goes, when a man has money, he becomes bad, and when a woman becomes bad, she becomes rich!

B: (to the audience) This is a common saying!

Is that still fake?

C: Is that right?

Look at me. As the saying goes, rich people become bad and bad women become rich!

A: It has really changed!

C: not much! Look at me, as the saying goes, men get better without money, and women get worse without money!

A: Is it better for men to have no money? Who said that?

B: Women go bad without money? Whose is it?

C: I told you! Say men and women!

A: According to you, it is better for men to rob the road if they have no money to spend? Really! It's sheer nonsense!

B: According to you, it is also bad for a woman who has no money to donate 10 yuan to the Hope Project? It's sheer nonsense!

C: Do you want me to explain?

Go, psycho!

Forget it, psycho!

Listen, you two are crazy! If a woman has no money, she will scold you, beat you, pinch you and kick you all day, which will make you feel scared every day. Wonn't women go bad if they have no money?

Well, that makes sense!

Wow, that makes sense!

C: once a man has no money, he has no capital to eat, drink and be merry, and he is scolded by women all day. He is poor and wants the wind. Why doesn't he wash clothes, mop the floor, cook and go to the toilet to wash? He stinks! Don't you want to think that a man without money can become excellent instead of excellent?

A: (thumbs up, laughs) That makes sense! That's great, you!

B: (laughs, thumbs up) That makes sense! That's not bad, you!

C: of course it's a proverb!

B: His proverbs have surpassed yours!

C: It's called advanced consciousness!

Really?

B: Isn't it?

C: Take out unfamiliar words!

B: Play it quickly! Let everyone have a look!

do you want to hear it ?

B: Nonsense, say it quickly!

C: Nonsense!

Listen, as the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder! You like this proverb best!

C: His wife loves to hear it!

B: Nonsense! My wife doesn't like to hear this!

What does she like to hear?

What does she like to hear?

B: What she likes best is the following sentence!

A: Say it quickly!

C: Don't speak slowly!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

A: Beauty is beauty in the eye of the beholder! ?

C: Oh, it's fun to fall all over the floor!

A: A little something!

B: It's your turn (c)!

A: Yes, let it go!

B: Spit hard!

C: Aren't you afraid?

What are you afraid of? There is blood. Tucao!

B: What are you afraid of? No blood, spit slowly!

C: When my words came out, it was shocking, horrible and shocking.

A: What?

Crying! Aren't you scared?

What have I been afraid of? Don't come if you are afraid!

What am I afraid of? If you don't come, you will be afraid!

Captain: Then we need a gentleman's word.

A: It's too late to catch up!

B: Eight horses are hard to catch!

C: Panama is difficult to catch.

A: Let it go!

B: Spit!

C: Listen carefully! Listen up, audience! As the saying goes, hey, what did you just say?

A: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

How about you?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

C: (gesturing) OK! Look at me, be sure to shine on you instead of red! Listen, as the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of beauty!

Hey, beauty is in the eye? What is this?

What does that sound like?

Have you ever heard of it?

B: (shaking his head) No!

Have I heard of it?

B: No!

Has he heard about it?

B: (shaking his head) Not counting!

C: This is the second time I've heard of it!

A: Is this the second time you've heard of it?

B: Who else said that?

C: He (a) also said it!

B: Him? (pointing to armor)

A: (pointing to the tip of his nose) Me?

C: OK!

When did I say that?

When did he say that?

C: Just now!

A: Steel (gang) talents?

Just now?

C: OK!

A: Wood, steel! I farted just now.

B: He just farted!

A: Everyone should testify for me. What did I just say?

B: (suppressing accent) Beauty comes from love!

A: Nonsense! That's what you said!

B: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

That's more like it. You spit on people. When did I say that beauty is in the eye of beauty?

Captain: Did you hear that? He said it again!

A quickly covered her mouth and smiled.

He said it again. Did you get a look at him?

A: OK, OK! Even if I did, what you said was all wet. It makes no sense!

B: That's right! Even if he said, you big Mytho fallacy, it doesn't make sense!

C: That makes sense! Bigger than the sky!

A: Then explain it to everyone!

B: Please talk nonsense!

Then listen carefully!

A: The audience can listen up!

B: Don't be an audience if you can't hear clearly!

C: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, the best in the world.

A: That's right!

B: Great!

C: Tell me, are there any beautiful sisters, handsome guys and handsome guys who can compare with her?

A: It's really unparalleled!

Not exactly!

Does everyone like history?

A: Love! Of course I want to!

C: Does Shi love everyone?

A: Love! Of course I want to!

C: Please raise your hand if you don't like history. (b raises his hand)

C: Do you see it? Everyone loves rocks!

He raised his hand. He doesn't like it!

B: That's right! I don't love stone, I love my wife!

C: Adults don't care about villains, he's not human!

A: Villains are biased towards adults! Not him!

B: Who says I'm not human?

C: Everyone loves beauty!

A: Everyone you love is a human being!

The history of not loving is not a person!

A: Unless you are human, you don't love beauty!

If I love stone, what about my wife?

C: Kill two birds with one stone.

A: I feel the same way.

C: East Palace wife, West Palace lover.

A: Home flowers and wild flowers are raised together.

Wives and lovers shoulder heavy responsibilities!

A: He who knows the times is a hero!

C: Ignorance is unwise!

B: I said you two are talking nonsense!

A: who pulled it?

Who broke it?

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