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What should a son-in-law say when offering tea to his father-in-law?

The son-in-law sends tea to the old father-in-law. What the father-in-law should say is:

1, the daughter is yours. Have a good life. If your daughter makes you angry, tell me and I will quarrel with her. Let's live a good life, understand each other more and be more tolerant.

2. I wish you all respect each other, be kind and friendly, and be in pairs in your future relationship; I hope you have a happy marriage and a safe life.