Interlanguage used after jokes.

1, sitting in the classroom, full of thoughts. Over the past few years, even the ugliest students in my class have left the group. I have never even asked for a gun, and I have never even held the hand of a female classmate. . .

Thought of here, I can't help crying.

"Teacher, what's the matter with you?" A student came into the classroom and asked me.

2. Playing mobile phones in class will really lead to a decline in grades, which I have a deep understanding of. Especially last semester, because I always played with my mobile phone in class, I didn't teach much.

There is a classmate named Zhu Shanghai in the class, and Tepi doesn't like studying.

Once in class, his self-care play influenced others, and the teacher viciously criticized him: "You are so ignorant, and you still want to live in Shanghai?" You can't open the door in the toilet. "

4. The Chinese teacher is holding a test paper: Today, the test paper is down. I want to severely criticize a classmate. I haven't finished my composition yet, and I still want to get high marks. Well, since it's the first time, I won't say my name. Come to Wang Xiaoming and take down your paper.

When I was in high school, it was forbidden to fall in love in school. The head teacher stressed at the class meeting every day that once he was talking, he suddenly went to the door and closed it, and then said something that we will never forget: close the door and we are a family. Falling in love again is incest!

6. There is a girl who often curses at school. The teacher in charge of the final exam commented on the child like this: the student has quick thinking and strong language expression ability!