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Do you still remember those lines that feel quite reasonable in the childhood memory drama "The Legend of Wulin"?
2. When I was a child, I went hunting with my father up the mountain, and I accidentally got lost. I couldn't turn around. I had no choice but to climb up with branches and vines, and finally climbed to the top of the mountain before dark. Only then did I find that the right road and fork in the road were only a few steps apart.
3. You can't learn to walk without wrestling, and you can't know the hardships of life without suffering! -Tong Xiangyu
4. There are many disappointments in life. If you are unhappy, you should hope that you will never be happy. While you are happy, I will give you a poem, "No matter how beautiful the fairyland is, it will always be a dream. Cherish what is in front of you. And never tip his golden cup empty toward the moon!, a toast. Nice to meet you.
5. In the sowing season, I mistakenly entered someone else's vegetable garden and thought that I had harvested the whole autumn, which was the biggest death.
6. The world is so wonderful, but I am so grumpy! This is not good, not good! -Guo Furong
7. Small gambling is good for one's feelings, and big gambling is harmful to one's health. I think gambling is gambling, and there is no size, because those who win still want to win, and those who lose want to make a comeback. Once gambling rises, nothing can be taken care of. As long as you get on the gambling table, no matter how high or low you are, you are worth. No one will stop until they lose everything. So, if you gamble for a long time, you will lose!
8. You can learn if you can't do it! No one will laugh at you! Do things by hand, not by mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice is false. You talk a lot, you talk a lot, and you can't do anything. Over time, who will trust you to promote you? Who will give you a chance to prove yourself ... life should be taken step by step, and things should be done bit by bit ...
9. There are too many firsts in this life. If you are always addicted to this, you will never move on. Always remembering the past. I think the first time is precious. But the most precious thing for you is the time and energy wasted for the first time.
1. I said self-improvement, not conceit. Self-improvement people think about how to do things well; And conceited people think about how to save their face.
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