Joke about Xiao Ming 1 ten 1 equals 2 Jane

An old farmer caught some chickens, put them in a chicken coop, and sold them at the market. He walked for a while and felt very tired. He thought: "Wouldn't it be very easy if I let them out and rushed them to the market?"

So, he let the chickens out of the cage. , the chickens immediately ran away. He picked up a stick and chased them while shouting: "These damn chickens, it's pitch dark in the middle of the night, but you can tell the news on time, but the ones in broad daylight don't even know the road."

Seeing that my roommate looked depressed, I asked him: What’s wrong? What about female votes?

Him: Damn, the ticket is refunded. . .

I have a roommate in my dormitory who soaks his feet in socks at night. I asked him: "Why?"

He said: "This way I can wash my socks while soaking my feet."

Having such a weird roommate makes me drunk!

The weird roommate is a slacker.

Me: Why don’t you take a shower or wash your clothes?

Him: You have to wash because you are dirty. I don’t wash it because I’m not dirty!

Me. . . I was speechless!

At a class reunion, there were a few well-off classmates who drove luxury cars and wore brand-name brands. After drinking some wine at the wine table, they began to brag about how awesome they were and how they had everything covered, but When checking out, they stopped talking and looked for their wallet, real or fake: Where is my wallet? Remember to bring it.

At this time, I silently turned around and went to the bar to pay, and then rode my bicycle home. When I got home, I took out their wallets. Don't tell me, they are really rich. . .

When summarizing exams, teachers often teach us not to slack off and not rest on the results we have achieved.

I think he doesn’t understand us at all, because “lying” is a position that only a few people can do, and most people, like me, kneel down in front of the results.

Male: Since we cannot change the length of life, why don’t we find ways to beautify the scenery along the way and expand the trajectory of life? !

Female: I understand. You mean, since we can't change our height, we should eat all the time, eat like crazy, and try our best to grow horizontally and accumulate fat!

Male:...

The college entrance examination will be in a few days. I and my deskmate lamented how time flies. Then my deskmate suddenly took out a book and asked for it. Study hard, and then I said leisurely: You are cramming, you can't even touch the hair on your feet.

Then my deskmate put down the book and said: Not only that, I can’t even smell athlete’s foot~~~

Mom: Your brother is about to take the college entrance examination, encourage him.

Me: Oh, boy, take the exam well. After the exam, I will choose a school with more girls for you

The college entrance examination will be in a few days. I wish all the college entrance examination candidates in advance. smoothly.

You will understand in three or four years that all your efforts today are of no use.

What will change your destiny is not knowledge and culture, but mainly your parents, your appearance, and whether your village will be demolished. . .