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Are you a mushroom, too What is it? Are you a mushroom, too What is it?

1, this is a classic psychological joke. There was a mental patient who thought he was a mushroom and squatted in the corner of the room with an umbrella every day. In order to know what she is thinking, the doctor squats beside her with an umbrella every day. After squatting for a month, the old lady leaned over and asked quietly, are you a mushroom, too? The doctor replied: I am also a mushroom. The patient nodded and went on making his mushroom. After a while, the doctor stood up and walked around the room. The patient asked him: You are not a mushroom. How can you walk around? The doctor replied: Of course, mushrooms can go everywhere! The patient felt justified and stood up and left. After a while, the doctor took out a hamburger and began to eat. The patient asked again, aren't you a mushroom? How can you eat? The doctor replied confidently, of course, mushrooms can also be eaten. When the patient felt right, he began to eat. After a few weeks, the patient can live like a normal person, although he still feels like a mushroom.

Are you a mushroom, too? Published by Sichuan Literature and Art Publishing House in July 2065438+2006. The writer is Dr. Hao from Anding Hospital.